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- 04-11-2006 03:16 PM #1Godzilla
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A Joke By Tom
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at her,
hahahahahahahahahahah
- 04-11-2006 03:20 PM #2Wangernum Achievements:
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- 04-11-2006 03:32 PM #3Godzilla
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I heard that a long time ago and it is one of the best jokes I have ever heard.
- 04-11-2006 03:33 PM #4Godzilla
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By the way, look at this pirate
hahahaha he shouts "ahoy ahoy" every few seconds hahahahaha,
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Re: A Joke By Tom
LOL - you're a crack up!Originally posted by Tom_Peace
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at her,
hahahahahahahahahahah 
- 04-11-2006 03:46 PM #6Godzilla
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bahahahaaha awwww
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am i missing something?
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- 04-11-2006 04:47 PM #8Godzilla
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Well that is up to you.
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I=love that joke
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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- 04-11-2006 05:53 PM #10"O" will suffice.
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
OH MAN GOOD ONE!
I mean seriously A Fridge!! Who saw that comin?! I sure as hell didn't!!!
Roflmfaololbwuahameh!!!!!!!
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- 04-11-2006 06:16 PM #11Iconoclast
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It reminds me of a similar joke that makes me laugh pretty hard.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
- 04-11-2006 06:46 PM #12Member Achievements:
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a fish!gragl
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oh, of course!*
PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:46 am * *Post subject:
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a fish![/b]
- 04-12-2006 11:40 AM #14Godzilla
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What is white and can't climbs trees?
A washing machine.
- 04-12-2006 11:59 AM #15up, up and away!
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a friend emailed this one to me a few days ago.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was
climbing into bed when his
wife complained as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect timing," her husband said." I was just in
the bathroom powdering my
penis with asprin. You can take it orally, or as a
suppository, it's up to
you.""dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be
quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
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- 04-12-2006 01:19 PM #16Godzilla
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hmm indeed
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LOLOriginally posted by Starlite
a friend emailed this one to me a few days ago.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was
climbing into bed when his
wife complained as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect timing," her husband said." I was just in
the bathroom powdering my
penis with asprin. You can take it orally, or as a
suppository, it's up to
you."Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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- 04-12-2006 04:03 PM #18Member
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hahaha!
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I've told this one before but I love it:
What did the kid in the wheelchair get for christmas? CANCER!
ahahahahahaha!!!Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.
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- 04-12-2006 05:24 PM #19up, up and away!
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*spanks russ*
bad russ...bad, bad
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oh-la-la!
Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.
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Jesus calls all his Apostles together up in heaven to discuss what they are going to do about the rampant drug use down on Earth. After considering many different possibilites, they decide that the best way to solve the problem is to go down to Earth, buy all the drugs themselves, and bring them back up to heaven. If they buy all the drugs and bring them to heaven, there will be none left for people on Earth to buy, thus solving the drug problem. So, they all go their separate ways and a few days later, the Apostles start showing up at the Pearly Gates.
First is Simon Peter.
Jesus says, "Hi Simon Peter, what'd you bring back?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia."
"Excellent! Come on in."
Then comes John.
"Hi John, what'd you bring back?"
"Opium from Afghanistan."
"Great! Come on in."
"Hi James, what'd you bring back?"
"Marijuana from Colombia."
"Wonderful! Come on in."
It continues like this, until 11 of the 12 have returned. There is one last knock on the Gates . . .
"Hi Judas. What'd you bring back?"
"The FBI!! Everybody against the wall!!"
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OK heres one. 3 tourists get taken hostage by a group of crazy canibal people whilst trekking in the forest. They say you must collect 10 fruit of the asme type and bring them back. they set off to find the fruit. the first one arrives with apples. the cannibal says "shove it up your rectum without showing the tiniest speck of emotion... and we'll let you go... he gets the first one... the second... but on the third he screams out in pain... he gets killed... the second guy returns... with berries... he get then all up until the 9th... when he cracks up laughing. the 2 meet in heaven and the first asks, why did you laugh? you were so close! then the second guy replies "i saw the other guy coming with pineapples"
heres another.
whats brown, starts with n and wears thongs?
LEMONS!need to actually start like trying to LD i've pretty much started that now kinda.
- 04-15-2006 08:17 AM #23Wangernum Achievements:
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What do you call a man in a dress?
His name.
- 04-15-2006 08:31 AM #24Banned
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I don't get it.
- 04-15-2006 06:29 PM #25Member
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Originally posted by Leo Volont
I don't get it.
Where is the 5-paragraph essay on why you don't get it?
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