Thread: Kanji's Conundrum - 12

he realized that someone had rigged a bomb switch to the toilet flusher and he had just blown up the southern hemisphere... or something like that....


EDIT: Or maybe he was in a lower story of a high rise building and the pressure caused all the toilets in the higher stories to implode, killing a bunch of people

What?!

He forgot to wash his hands! And.. all the medicine for colds and stuff suddenly disappeared off the face of the planet!

Haha he impregnated the sewer alligators.

(Hey you never said what he used the toilet for.)

Huh?

Nevermind.

I Actually edited that post, but just so you lazy ppl dont have to scroll up, here:

Or maybe he was in a lower story of a high rise building and the pressure caused all the toilets in the higher stories to implode, killing a bunch of people

Hey can we ask questions? Assuming we can, when the guy killed himself, did he feel angry, sad, shocked, happy...

Something between angry and shocked. Good enough hint for you? You guys will get this eventually.

he listened to the radio and promptly committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide? [/b]

he was listening to rap and all hope for humanity quickly vanished before his eyes.

Ha ha ha ha! Lol! Good but- no.

Erm, uh.. the radio announced that all food was to be burned, and the only chance for survival was to eat your own waste products , which the man just flushed down the toilet.

they lost power, so the when he switched off/on the light it electricuted whoever was working on the circits....

Question: Does the sucide have anything to do with the bathroom trip? Or was it completely the radio?

Well if the bathroom trip triggered the *incident* then how would he know about it without hearing about on the news/radio ect.

Yes, it has something to do with the bathroom visit.

how about this. he had a lottery ticket and last night he flushed it down the toilet because he thought he "why do i even bother to do this crap" and threw it. the next morning he heard his lottery ticket number on the radio. He killed himself because he threw away a winning ticket...

Okay, nightowl. You got it. You guys are doing great! Keep it up!

Originally posted by Kanji
Okay, nightowl. You got it. You guys are doing great! Keep it up!

you're serious? wow...

Yes, serious. That's the correct answer. That's cool if you just guessed.

*Dont you guys see the obvious? that's a LDing forum, right?*

So it's very simple! Guy had a FalseAwakening and dreamt that he went to the bathroom. But in reality he shitted all over his bed! In the morning, disgusted by the whole picture and by the treachery of his miserable life, he got really depressed and committed suicide!!!

Simple as 1.2.3!


it\'s 3 am here and I\'m sleepy

it's also been answered ace.

Got any ones that are more... unique? Ya know, something that doesn't start with "A man was found dead blahblahblah"..

This should be renamed "Kenan & Kel" riddle. o_o They ate a winning lottery ticket...