Thread: a little chat with our friend wasup.

sorry it's long... i think wasup has helped me reach my inner spirit... thanks to him i now realize that i'm gay. thanks wasup!





Crouching Lotus0 (7:33:26 PM): kill your tv

Auto response from AZadidas302 (7:33:26 PM): we are game-playing, fun-having creatures, we are the otters of the universe. we cannot die, we cannot hurt ourselves any more than illusions on the screen can be hurt. be we can believe we're hurt, in whatever agonizing detail we want. we can believe we're victims. killed and killing, shuddered around by good luck and bad luck.

AZadidas302 (7:36:35 PM): always

Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:46 PM): yup

Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:49 PM): I like tv though

Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:51 PM): =-O

AZadidas302 (7:37:00 PM): tv is all that's wrong with this world

AZadidas302 (7:37:08 PM): if there was no tv there would be no hate

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:15 PM): don't worry

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:17 PM): no mtv

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:18 PM): or fox

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:20 PM): or cnn

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:24 PM): movies though

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:28 PM): and maybe cartoons

AZadidas302 (7:37:39 PM): movies arent tv

AZadidas302 (7:37:48 PM): i watch movies all the time

Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:48 PM): HBO

AZadidas302 (7:37:57 PM): yea thats not filled with propoganda

AZadidas302 (7:38:01 PM): thats a movie

Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:01 PM): oh

Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:06 PM): except

Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:08 PM): on commercials

Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:14 PM): you hate commercials right?

AZadidas302 (7:38:37 PM): yeah but hbo doesnt have them

Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:46 PM): oh

Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:20 PM): do you watch cartoons

Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:33 PM): beb

Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:35 PM): brb

Crouching Lotus0 signed off at 7:39:44 PM.

Crouching Lotus0 signed on at 7:39:47 PM.

Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:53 PM): do you watch cartoons?

AZadidas302 (7:40:36 PM): nope

Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:48 PM): how about porn

Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:49 PM): lol

AZadidas302 (7:41:43 PM): not so much

Crouching Lotus0 (7:41:51 PM): lol

AZadidas302 (7:42:01 PM): believe it or not the last time i watched porn was with my girl friend

AZadidas302 (7:42:07 PM): it was damn funny

Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:24 PM): did you have oral sex with her

Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:36 PM): at the same time

AZadidas302 (7:43:34 PM): haha i like how you phrased that

AZadidas302 (7:43:42 PM): no. no we did not

Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:45 PM): oh

Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:50 PM): you just watched that?

AZadidas302 (7:43:52 PM): this was in the begining of the relationship

Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:57 PM): wouldn't it be kinda ackward

AZadidas302 (7:44:06 PM): yeah we were at my friends house and saw it
on the VCR

Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:07 PM): I would think you would try to compete with the people on the screen

AZadidas302 (7:44:17 PM): so we popped it in

Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:18 PM): and have better sex with your girlfriend then they are having

Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:21 PM): WAIT

Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:26 PM): POPPED WHAT IN WHERE?!?!

Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:50 PM): ?!?!?!?!?!!?

AZadidas302 (7:45:03 PM): tape into the vcr you sick lil kid you

Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:13 PM): oh...

Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:21 PM): oh cmon

Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:26 PM): your hiding SOMETHING

Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:32 PM): you can't just "watch" it with your girlfriend

AZadidas302 (7:46:16 PM): yeah, yeah we can

AZadidas302 (7:46:24 PM): its nothing we havent seen

Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:30 PM): did she get an erection

AZadidas302 (7:46:33 PM): well some of it i hadnt seen but i got the idea
of it

AZadidas302 (7:46:38 PM): ???

Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:43 PM): wait you only saw part of her erection?

AZadidas302 (7:46:51 PM): hmmm

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:01 PM): did you touch it

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:03 PM): well...

AZadidas302 (7:47:12 PM): boy you got some problems

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:13 PM): I THINK

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:17 PM): your girlfriend

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:19 PM): is a guy

AZadidas302 (7:47:32 PM): ahhh i see

AZadidas302 (7:47:44 PM): and how did you come to this conclusion?

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:51 PM): because she had an erection

Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:53 PM): DUH

Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:09 PM): giirls don't have erections

AZadidas302 (7:48:13 PM): ahhh yes... your powers of deduction are brilliant

AZadidas302 (7:48:25 PM): well they sort of do

AZadidas302 (7:48:29 PM): two of them to be exact

Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:35 PM): WTF?!!?

Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:40 PM): girls have TWO erections?

AZadidas302 (7:48:41 PM): but lets not let that cloud your logic here

Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:46 PM): well... "sort of:" erections?

AZadidas302 (7:48:48 PM): they get 'erect'

Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:56 PM): you mean their nipples

AZadidas302 (7:49:05 PM): 2 points for you

Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:10 PM): eww

Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:12 PM): I'm not into guys

Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:20 PM): I will not touch your nipples.

AZadidas302 (7:49:24 PM): i never said you were

AZadidas302 (7:49:29 PM): i never said you would

AZadidas302 (7:49:42 PM): i think freud was right...

Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:52 PM): but you were thinking it

AZadidas302 (7:50:06 PM): these compensating behaviours of yours are damn revealing of your true motive and character

AZadidas302 (7:50:32 PM): you push your fears onto other instead of
dealing with them

AZadidas302 (7:50:56 PM): don't hide my friend... be free

AZadidas302 (7:51:05 PM): : P

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:06 PM): okay

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:08 PM): I'll admit it

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:12 PM): I'm incredibly horny

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:15 PM): and like to reveal

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:19 PM): the homesexuality

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:21 PM): of others

AZadidas302 (7:51:32 PM): thats not what i was talking about willis

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:43 PM): oh

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:46 PM): okay I'm sorry

AZadidas302 (7:51:51 PM): i'm talking about your pushing homosexual tendencies onto others

Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:56 PM): I know you are homophobic

AZadidas302 (7:52:03 PM): now youre doing it again

Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:07 PM): ahh...

Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:08 PM): but

Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:14 PM): you are admitting to be homosexual

Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:28 PM): you say you have homosexual tendencies on you now

AZadidas302 (7:52:31 PM): well gee let me get this... im either gay or a homophobe?

Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:37 PM): both

AZadidas302 (7:53:24 PM): you're really making sense here... keep it up
sport... maybe one day you feel a boobie and know a little something something about that part of life

Crouching Lotus0 (7:53:43 PM): have you ever had pussy lips wrapped
around your head

AZadidas302 (7:54:03 PM): cant say that i have, or even that i would want to be in that situation

Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:17 PM): you haven't?

Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:21 PM): did you come out the wrong end?

AZadidas302 (7:54:46 PM): i'm sorry i was a little young at them time, i guess that day sliupped from my memory

Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:55 PM): sliupped

Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:56 PM): ?

AZadidas302 (7:54:58 PM): yes i suppose i have been in that situation
once

AZadidas302 (7:55:04 PM): slipped

Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:05 PM): I bet you want it again

Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:08 PM): O_O

AZadidas302 (7:55:20 PM): you're truly a master of deduction

AZadidas302 (7:55:24 PM): my hat comes off to you

Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:31 PM): deduction?

AZadidas302 (7:56:01 PM): problem solving... more over solving other
peoples problems... vices... inhabitions

Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:18 PM): / / / / ========== see buddy icon

AZadidas302 (7:56:32 PM): a.d.d.?

AZadidas302 (7:56:39 PM): yeah i know

Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:39 PM): :-D

Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:40 PM): lol

Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:46 PM): tell me what happened today

Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:48 PM): I will translate it

AZadidas302 (7:56:52 PM): ahh ok

AZadidas302 (7:57:04 PM): well i woke up and wrote down 6 dreams into
my dream journal

AZadidas302 (7:57:09 PM): then i took a shower

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:21 PM): stop right there

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:25 PM): i'm picking up a lot from that

AZadidas302 (7:57:25 PM): then i ate a bagel with blueberry cream cheese

AZadidas302 (7:57:29 PM): ok ok

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:32 PM): you write down your dreams

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:38 PM): because you want to remember any
sexual dreams you have

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:44 PM): because of your lack of sexual drive

Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:47 PM): you take a shower

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:01 PM): in the desperate hopes of having a "girl"
noticing you

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:07 PM): while you really don't care if a guy comes
onto you to

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:14 PM): you ate the bagel

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:26 PM): because you were hungry

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:27 PM): now go on

AZadidas302 (7:58:47 PM): i then contiuned to school...

AZadidas302 (7:58:50 PM): go on?

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:53 PM): yes

Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:56 PM): until I say stop

AZadidas302 (7:59:35 PM): i arrived at school at approximately 7:45 am
on the day of april 19th year 2004

Crouching Lotus0 (7:59:46 PM): I see go on

AZadidas302 (7:59:50 PM): i continued to my pre algebra class

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:00 PM): stop rightthere

AZadidas302 (8:00:12 PM): opps sorry pre calculus

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:16 PM): you continue to go to school

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:24 PM): because you want to be a big rich ass
when you get older

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:31 PM): because there would be no other way to
get a girl

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:42 PM): you remembered what time you went to
school

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:50 PM): because there was a gay pride parade
then

Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:55 PM): and you video taped it

Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:01 PM): and watched it over and the date was on
it

Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:21 PM): you mistaked what class you were in

Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:34 PM): because you were too busy staring at the
girl in front of you's ass

Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:37 PM): now go

Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:38 PM): on

AZadidas302 (8:01:58 PM): k, i took a test then conversed with christy,
ashley, and shawna

AZadidas302 (8:02:27 PM): after this i went on to my college writing class

Crouching Lotus0 (8:02:48 PM): speed it up a notch

AZadidas302 (8:02:52 PM): in this class i sat and put my head down on
the desk

AZadidas302 (8:03:04 PM): mariah came in and rubbed my back

Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:05 PM): (thinking of that porno site you went on
last night)

Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:15 PM): (but later you realized it was marcus)

AZadidas302 (8:03:16 PM): i said "hi"

Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:29 PM): (you really said "a bit lower")

AZadidas302 (8:03:43 PM): the class was boring

Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:51 PM): (because marcus stopped early)

AZadidas302 (8:03:56 PM): after class i walked with mariah and rachel to
art

Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:10 PM): (and marcus )

Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:16 PM): hey

AZadidas302 (8:04:21 PM): becca was back from her vacation to oregon...
we talked about her trip

Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:27 PM): I think we covered a lot of important points in this conversation

Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:29 PM): don't you

AZadidas302 (8:04:39 PM): one might be led to think that

AZadidas302 (8:04:56 PM): if one was indeed a spaztic donkey

Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:57 PM): wait a sec

Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:10 PM): who is this marcus character you were
talking about again?

AZadidas302 (8:05:24 PM): i think you read wrong, her name is mariah

Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:36 PM): NO BACK TALK BIIIIOOOOOOTCH!

Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:39 PM): Tell me about marcus.

AZadidas302 (8:05:51 PM): i dont know a marcus im sorry

Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:59 PM): just tell me about him

Crouching Lotus0 (8:06:04 PM): make him up if you have to

AZadidas302 (8:06:43 PM): marcus is this kid...

AZadidas302 (8:06:58 PM): he it tallish short with longish short hair

Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:00 PM): (so far I have concluded you are a
pedophile)

AZadidas302 (8:07:11 PM): he has brownish blue eyes

AZadidas302 (8:07:30 PM): and goes by the name jefe

Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:37 PM): okay

Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:40 PM): stop there

Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:46 PM): Ultimate conclusion.

Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:50 PM): You are gay.

AZadidas302 (8:08:05 PM): i dont know how mariah is going to feel about
this

Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:06 PM): You like to make up your :"dream man".

Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:14 PM): You have men rubbing your back.

Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:25 PM): You take showers in hopes of a guy liking you.

Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:30 PM): you should save this chat

Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:31 PM): okay?

AZadidas302 (8:08:54 PM): could it be you pressured me to creat a
mythical man so you could sit back and imagine him whispering sweetin
nothing into your ear whilst he carreses you thighs

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:18 PM): ah ha

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:21 PM): there we go again

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:28 PM): talking about what your doing

AZadidas302 (8:09:39 PM): im sorry... its not my place to juge people
when i know nothing about them

AZadidas302 (8:09:45 PM): judge*

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:53 PM): okay

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:54 PM): good

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:57 PM): save this chat

Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:59 PM): okay

AZadidas302 (8:10:01 PM): why

Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:08 PM): its important

AZadidas302 (8:10:11 PM): shall i post it in senseless banter?

AZadidas302 (8:10:13 PM): i think i will

Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:16 PM): yeah

Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:18 PM): HAHAH