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- 06-26-2009 08:33 PM #1LD's this year: 2 Achievements:
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Mj Cover Up!
Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are INCORRECT.
He was actually found in the children's ward having a STROKE.
For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone.
I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and land filled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.
- 06-26-2009 08:51 PM #2Always there just in time Achievements:
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That is a very bad joke.
- 06-26-2009 08:57 PM #4Dream Immunity
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that actually made me laugh... ok he died, but really, people die everyday.. what's the difference between you and him, or me and him.. its a big deal because he was famous? he didn't make music for years, and planned on doing a comeback tour, and even the big man upstairs didn't want that
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- 06-26-2009 09:00 PM #5Dead Roach Samuel Achievements:
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Let's say an old man died. He is not a celebrity, he is an old man, maybe he has a child. You do not know this old man. And let's say someone makes a joke about an old man dying.
Would you laugh?
- 06-26-2009 09:01 PM #6The Great Achievements:
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I would not laugh at that but I found this rather funny
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What? So it was only ok to make fun of him when he was alive? No fair...
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- 06-26-2009 09:03 PM #8Member
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They should melt him down for plastic to use in toys so that the kids can play with him now.
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- 06-26-2009 09:04 PM #9Designated Cyberpunk
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Hahaha good one. I approve of this thread.
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- 06-26-2009 09:05 PM #10Fan of "That Guy"
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Bet he wasn't nearly as well-hung as David Carradine. Originally Posted by tommo Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are INCORRECT.
He was actually found in the children's ward having a STROKE.
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Lol I got a chain text today very similar to that. Originally Posted by Souperman22
- 06-26-2009 09:23 PM #12Dead Roach Samuel Achievements:
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I do not find jokes about any dead people funny.
Sorry.
- 06-26-2009 09:25 PM #13Fan of "That Guy"
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Chill out, man, the dead are great! I mean, Kurt Cobain sure went out with a bang!
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It's an unofficial rule that you don't make a joke about someone until 2 months minimum bitches >:
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^I dunno, I've heard it can take as long as twenty years before it's socially acceptable to make fun of something as grave as death...heh, get it, grave? Yeah. I'll stop now.
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Yeah and Heath Ledger sure went out with oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine. Originally Posted by Lëzen
Uhhh.... wot?
I've never cared much for rules.... bitch.It's an unofficial rule that you don't make a joke about someone until 2 months minimum bitches >:For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone.
I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and land filled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.
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Woah you're pretty edgy.
- 06-26-2009 09:59 PM #18
I don't get why it's taboo to make jokes about dead people either, though I do understand that some can be in bad taste if they are mocking.
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How about 750 million not too mention that he's worth far more dead. Originally Posted by spiritofthewolf
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Some of you are shockingly heartless, the guy JUST died yesterday afterall. Feel like urinating inside his coffin and making a joke about that as well before they lower the king of pop down 6 feet under? And for what it's worth...I have yet to hear a fucking Farrah Fawcett joke...
Requesting lock or move to Senseless Banter.Last edited by Jeff777; 06-26-2009 at 10:52 PM.
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I agree, this has no place in The Lounge.
Wtf man?
My brother was sending me jokes like this all day in texts. Pissed me off.
I understand the humor behind it, and I could see myself laughing at it, but not a day after.Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
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No u Originally Posted by tommo
Well shellyboof bishop isn't going to let you over-egg this pudding!
- 06-26-2009 11:18 PM #23Designated Cyberpunk
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Am I the only person that has the capacity not only to be sad, but also to be extremely tickled by it all?
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Too soon....
There was one that got me though, I felt horrible about it, but someone posted on another forum minutes after it first happened "Well, I can't believe we didn't see this coming.... I mean he had been looking pretty pale for awhile."
I couldn't help but laugh at that. But honestly, it's a human life, and we should show some respect for the man and his life. I know I don't want my life to be a joke to everyone when I go out....
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