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      Aye, it seems my dreams tell ze future! For you see, in last night's dream, I read a book, in which one of the chapters was about my friends 'wife' and her biography! One of the chapters was about her and how she lays in with other men! I proceeded to say "YOU DIRTY WHOOOOOORE!".Then in the blink of an eye some kind of weird time rift happens, and I wake up naked and smoking with her in bed! THAT DIRTY WHOOOORE!

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      OK, odd, where are you going with this?
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      Whaddya want me to do, make a series?

      Dirty Whore- A Whore's Tale

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      I don't follow. Did you then sleep with your friends wife after uh...smoking? Cool that you can tell the future, but you didn't say that happened, so I'm confused. Hmm, is she a dirty whore in real life?
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      Yeh, she's the dirtiest of the whores. QUEEN OF THE WHORES!

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      Sounds like you've got issues.
      Is this really the place to vent your spleen?
      There's no precognition here, and unless you paid her she's not a whore, btw, just treacherous like you.
      Is there a joke I missed?

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      No, this is serious bizznizz!

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      It takes two to tango.
      Are not not as much of a whore? Or do we all misunderstand?

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      What?
      Lurking.

      "I am the captain of my ship; I am the master of my soul.
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      IMO you obviously have a thing for your friends Wife. It's called lust my friend sheer undeniable, uncontrollable LUST!!! and you need help.
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      ROFL you guys can't take a joke xD!

      What a bitch, btw! How dare she wake up naked next to you!
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      Maybe he was drunk when he wrote it.

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      And why is this in General Lucid Discussion...?

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      Quote Originally Posted by BeautifulDreamer View Post
      Aye, it seems my dreams tell ze future! For you see, in last night's dream, I read a book, in which one of the chapters was about my friends 'wife' and her biography! One of the chapters was about her and how she lays in with other men! I proceeded to say "YOU DIRTY WHOOOOOORE!".Then in the blink of an eye some kind of weird time rift happens, and I wake up naked and smoking with her in bed! THAT DIRTY WHOOOORE!
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      It sounds to me like you screwed your friend's wife, making you one hell of a crappy "friend". I'm glad you aren't my "friend". Shame on you, both for what you did and for posting here bragging about it. Like we're all going to be proud of you and pat your back for being so "honorable"?

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      WEll im not your friends friend...so whats her #....haha that was the joke you were missing........................................... .................................................. ..........................*crickets*.............. .................................................. .................................................. .............YEahhhh anyways

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      *moved*
      "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams."
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      (Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)

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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      *moved*
      [/b]

      Thank you, I was just about to do that. Weird posting.....
      you must be the change you wish to see in the world...
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      This thread is made of awesome and confusion

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      Kinda makes sense.. In a non sensical kind of way

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      Right, umm as someone said before :crickets:
      Lurking.

      "I am the captain of my ship; I am the master of my soul.
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      Wow.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
      Wow.[/b]
      Contribution!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Artelis View Post
      Contribution![/b]
      Contribution!

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      BD does not appreciate your banter here. This is Sensless Banter gentleman! YOU CAN'T SENSLESSLY BANTER HERE!

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      Why are you talking in third person? Is this like the kid (Danny) in The Shining who would change his voice and move his index finger while saying, "Danny is not here right now, Misses Torence."?

      I had a precognitive dream. I know this girl who sleeps around, and last night I had this dream that she is a girl who sleeps around. ( UNIVERSAL MIND IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, BEAUTIFUL DREAMER. )
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