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      My mum

      She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I
      knew something was wrong.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      first

      does she have aids
      this is important, and you have to know
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      I disagree, that's not what it means
      go away
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ClouD View Post
      I disagree, that's not what it means
      go away
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      why are you calling me a rofl ):
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      I think it might mean you like boys, ClouD
      In a gay way
      I'm saying you might be gay.
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      As you stood over your mothers warm, inviting body stroking your harbl, did it occur to you that perhaps you are afraid to speak your mind in a public place when in a large group of people?
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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      I disagree. I think this is your subconscious's way of telling you that as a child, you were afraid of swingsets and icecream cones. Freud would agree with me. Obviously.

      You need to work through your repressed emotions if you ever want to end up having sex with her instead of just masturbating.

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      How do I tell my mum I'm gay???
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ClouD View Post
      How do I tell my mum I'm gay???
      Don't stand over her when you masturbate.
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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      Wtf?
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      Quote Originally Posted by shroom View Post
      Wtf?
      Don't post if you don't have anything constructive to say.
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      /dream interpretation
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      I am sorry but HOW is this appropriate. This is a ridiculous post, ClouD, and if you weren't a mod yourself I'd be reporting it.

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      I try to give myself an infraction.

      Cannot.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Haha, I do find it humoursly ironic that a moderator makes a spam post that implies incest with his own mother.

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      cloud you have experience please tell me how i insest my mum

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      Quote Originally Posted by ClouD View Post
      She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I
      knew something was wrong.
      you are the worst mod.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Carôusoul View Post
      you are the worst mod.
      More like best mod that ever existed.
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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      Mixed feelings of acceptance and take-a-joke-world, stuff like that.

      Does me being a mod have anything to do with anything guys?
      I mean like, if you'd prefer I not be mod then I'll leave it to the others.

      Maybe too much to drink, maybe mod has turned me into an all encompassing people un-pleaser. To tip toe the unspoken rules just to make up for it in some impersonal acceptance non-campaign that is to the glorification of cloud. Friendly fun.

      The meaning of life satiated to drone with purpose. Smiley cloud.

      More caffeinated beverage.

      I'll be fair, I do try. Sorry.

      I smoke a fat cigar. Such is life, such is hilarity, such is fun, such is DV.

      I like this place. Professionalism .
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      I love you guys, I love DV mostly. I enjoy being a staff member, I like this place to be friendly but also fun. Apologies if I've overstepped the line. Everyone draws it differently.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Oh and the thread is partially an extended inside joke and partially a way to lulz for a dying chatroom.

      The poetry of great prose linked below.

      http://www.ilovelanguages.com/tyler/poetry/32.html
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      I think they read 'your' attitude in Kiza's story and took it too seriously

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      ClouD, you're a terrible moderator. Absolutely terrible making an inside joke. You know inside jokes are rude and leave people out! How could you do this?

      Why ClouD? WHYYYY?
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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      Wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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