Pantheon

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 05:18 PM

Okay, this game is a little confusing but once you get down to the very core it is actually pretty simple and worthy of being in Senseless Banter. This game is a pseudo-creation game, where you take control of this omnipotent, omniscience, and omnipresent being known as God for the purpose of doing whatever you want. You can make other gods if you like, giving them powers and personalities, and even get them to fight each other. Generally speaking this game works well if many gods are made, like water gods, earth gods, time gods, gods of civilization, etc.

There is no single way to play this game, so you can make short posts, long posts, and anything you want in them. You can control anything and everything, so every game ends up being unique.

Starting post: In the beginning God made the Universe.

(Let's see how this plays out.)

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:25 PM

Then He created the god of light

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 05:26 PM

Then the god of darkness spawned out from the god of light's back.

**DreamingGod** · 03-17-2008 05:27 PM

Then he created the godess of dreams

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 05:28 PM

The the god of darkness attacked the god of dreams, forming the god of nightmares.

**wasup** · 03-17-2008 05:28 PM

God destroys the universe. The end!

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:29 PM

So he created a new Universe

**drmrgrl** · 03-17-2008 05:31 PM

and then He made women!

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:32 PM

Who were floating naked around the universe

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 05:33 PM

And out of women came Men, which God saw as vital to keeping women is check and preventing them from taking over.

**drmrgrl** · 03-17-2008 05:33 PM

who then slapped you

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:37 PM

So god created a huge planet for all the humans

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:38 PM

And then he created some dinosaurs

**Sean999** · 03-17-2008 05:40 PM

Then God created technology, and man advanced quickly.

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 05:41 PM

But God realized that dinosaurs were bad for the men and women, so he killed them off really quickly and hid their bones in the ground systematically to make it look like they were wiped out by an asteroid long ago.

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:42 PM

But he left some velociraptors alive just for fun

**Sean999** · 03-17-2008 05:43 PM

Then God created day. Again. Because He forgot to do so.

**javier__cantu** · 03-17-2008 05:47 PM

Then the raptors evolve, so they were as intelligent as humans.

Then because of the daylight, they created sun glases

**Sornaensis** · 03-17-2008 05:49 PM

Then god creates atheists, who kill him, make Jesus the scapegoat, and leave mohammed to clean up the mess while they zoom around the galaxy blow up planets with pepperoni guns and Invisibullets.

**Techno** · 03-17-2008 06:07 PM

But God came back from the dead thanks to believers of Creationism ressurecting him, so he bound the athiests to the Mily Way Galaxy and made the raptors go on mass-murdering sprees against humans.

**Sornaensis** · 03-17-2008 06:10 PM

Oh and guys, you forgot step ONE: In the beginning God was created. (But wait by what?)

**RockNRoller123** · 03-17-2008 06:12 PM

Then God brought the atheists back, just so I could hawk lugies in every single one of their eyes.

**Sornaensis** · 03-17-2008 06:12 PM

BUT GUYS!! God has to EXIST before he can do anything!

**RockNRoller123** · 03-17-2008 06:18 PM

Alright God was created... then he did all that shit and then I spit in your atheist eye.

**Sornaensis** · 03-17-2008 06:18 PM

Well who created god then?

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