Thread: Proof That Pirates Are Cooler Than Ninjas

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Karate?

But that merely proves that ninjas exceed in stealth and mystery. Ninjas have again suceeded in remaining in the shadows, while pirates have staggered drunkenly into the light. For shame!

But ninjas backflip, and kick people in the head. Pirates only get fat, bury treasure rather than spending it, walk around with stupid birds on their shoulders, and say, "Arrrrg" which, in my opinion is just plain silly!!

The ninja knows all the fighting moves and is lethal. You'd be dead before you hit the ground with a ninja. Besides Pirates can't fight the shadows.

Plus pirates are all drunk and wobbly.

No I'm better -

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Hah... pirates are way better than ninjas. Ninjas wear those stupid black things and dance around and throw shit, they have no style. Pirates have style, a pirate would kick a ninja's ass any day of the week. A cool pirate would kick a hundred ninja's asses.

Personally I think a pirate would win too.

A pirate has -

Gun
Cannon
Ship
A huge group
Sword

A ninja has -

Sword
Black suit
Maybe a few ninja stars
Good acrobatic skills
Usually goes alone

BUT I don't think a ninja would be able to board a pirate ship and slaughter any of them.

Walk the plank ninja. You suck!

LOL half way through my post I realized how stupid this thread is!

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

Hah... pirates are way better than ninjas. Ninjas wear those stupid black things and dance around and throw shit, they have no style. Pirates have style, a pirate would kick a ninja's ass any day of the week. A cool pirate would kick a hundred ninja's asses.
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Pirates don't have style. They stumble about smelling of cheap rum, and have rotten teeth and beards. Your average ninja is muscley, clean shaven and stylish. Pirates wear baggy, gay, colourful clothes like a load of girls, whereas ninjas wear cool black suits.

Also, ninjas are highly trained at kicking arse, pirates wasted all their time with shitty one shot pistols, and swung their swords around unskilfully to scare rich people into giving up all their money. pirates are theiving cunts. Ninjas earn their money from the ONS (official ninja society) 100%. fucking pirate slackers!!

No wonder there are so few of them left!!

1. Ninjas are just failures at being samurai... they have no more ability at swinging a sword around than a pirate

2. Pirates fight BETTER drunk, and it's not cheap rum, it's usually very good rum they ripped off rich people.

3. Black suits? Cool? Hah! Ninjas are jsut gay all the way. Ninjas have buttsex, that is a proven fact. Ninjas have lot's of buttsex, that is irrefutable. They're only clean shaven because they can't grow a beard... too girly. They have no muscles at all compared to pirates. The average pirate is a much better fighter than a ninja.

In fact on average for fighting skills pirates rank 7, ninjas rank 2. What is a Ninja? A ninja is a guy that runs blindly at Steven Seagull and get's ripped to pieces. A pirate would kick Steven Seagul's ass.

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

3. Black suits? Cool? Hah! Ninjas are jsut gay all the way. Ninjas have buttsex, that is a proven fact. Ninjas have lot's of buttsex, that is irrefutable. They're only clean shaven because they can't grow a beard... too girly. They have no muscles at all compared to pirates. The average pirate is a much better fighter than a ninja.

In fact on average for fighting skills pirates rank 7, ninjas rank 2. What is a Ninja? A ninja is a guy that runs blindly at Steven Seagull and get's ripped to pieces. A pirate would kick Steven Seagul's ass.
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LMAO!!! You are king!

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

1. Ninjas are just failures at being samurai... they have no more ability at swinging a sword around than a pirate

2. Pirates fight BETTER drunk, and it's not cheap rum, it's usually very good rum they ripped off rich people.
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1) Ninjas are better than samurai, even though they're completely different types of soldiers. One actually fights for the Japanese army, the other fights for loads of great noble causes. They're not really comparable anyway; it's like comparing a challenger battle tank with an old Jeep.

2) The only skill that pirates have, is swordfighting. They aren't even all that skilled at swordfighting anyway. Ninjas have amazing reflexes, are super dooper flexible, and know karate.

Originally Posted by badassbob

Ninjas ... know karate.
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Ninjitsu!... though probably Karate-do as well, and judo, and just about everything else.

Sorry, pirates... you're goin' down. Would you like a hug before I destroy you?

Ninja's are so silent, they could enter a room full of pirates with out being noticed. What could a pirate do, shoot drunk at a ninja with a parates crapping on there shoulders.

Ninjas:

-Stealthy
-Mysterious
-Dangerous
-Skillful at martial arts
-Skillful with swords and nunchucks
-Cool


Pirates

-Noisy
-Smelly and unhygenic
-A danger to themselves
-Skillful at blindly swinging swords about in the hope that they just might actually hit something somewhere close to what they aim at
-Skillful at being theiving little *****

I don't know if anyone else here agrees with me, but personaly, I don't think any amount of ninjas can beat Blackbeard. He is the single coolest person ever to walk the face of the earth. And it is a proven fact (History channel) that he died with 20 cutlass wounds and 4 gunshot wounds. He also got married, but then relized he was way to cool to be married, and gave his wife to the crew. "History does not recored what happened to Blackbeared's wife"-History channel. I think we can all guess what did happen...

ohh and DoomedOne, you rock.

Well neither pirates or ninjas can beat a dead guy, right?

Originally Posted by megabenman

Well neither pirates or ninjas can beat a dead guy, right?
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Ninjas often have friends with necromantic capabilities. They could resurrect the dead specimen and then kill him/her again.

Originally Posted by Amethyst

Ninjas often have friends with necromantic capabilities. They could resurrect the dead specimen and then kill him/her again.
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There is no such thing as necromancers.

And anyway have'nt you seen Pirates of the Caribbean? Some pirates are already dead, yet living. Immortal

Originally Posted by Amethyst

Ninjas:

-Stealthy
-Mysterious That can't kill.
-Dangerous So would a drunk guy with a pirate ship.
-Skillful at martial arts
-Skillful with swords and nunchucks
-Cool
Pirates

-Noisy Intimitates their foe.
-Smelly and unhygenic So the group of pirates know where eachother are.
-A danger to themselves And to ninjas
-Skillful at blindly swinging swords about in the hope that they just might actually hit something somewhere close to what they aim at All pirates don't suck with swords.
-Skillful at being theiving little ***** They steal from the rich then bury their gold. How cool is that?![/b]

Why would you still from rich people and BURY gold. Let's think about this in a different manner. There is some rich guy with this magical orb that lets him have lucid's every night. You steal it, AND YOU BURY IT. It's the same thing with money. The ground doesn't need money, why bury it so 100 years later people get themselves killed trying to find it?

Why not?

Originally Posted by megabenman

Why would you still from rich people and BURY gold. Let's think about this in a different manner. There is some rich guy with this magical orb that lets him have lucid's every night. You steal it, AND YOU BURY IT. It's the same thing with money. The ground doesn't need money, why bury it so 100 years later people get themselves killed trying to find it?
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I agree, pirates were f*cking stupid. Why did they bury the treasure? It's like they steal it, then decide they don't want it. Where's the sense in that.

Just for the thrill of robbing people/towns.

The only thing ninjas do is crawl around on the floor. Babies

Originally Posted by Pyrox

The only thing ninjas do is crawl around on the floor. Babies
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Actually ninjas spend more time flipping about in the air.