Thread: Right, Left, or ambidextrous??

I use my penis

Right handed. I am generic :{

Left handed people are wrong handed mutants who should be tagged, bagged, or shot on sight. You can't trust those bottom feeders. What's most interesting is how they can morph their natural fungi covered bodies to match that identical to a humans. Fascinating stuff.

Left handed people are obviously from a mirror universe in which organic molecules are rectus rather than sinister.

RIGHT POWER!!

-patience

My dad's left handed.

I'm right handed, though, and LOVE it.

Left handed - kingofclutch

SHOOT IT!!!

I'm amphibious.

HA! I don't see you people getting scholarships for being left-handed. *Totally not making that up. I am SO going to apply.

Silly Right-handed people... GO MINORITIES!!

If you're not RIGHT handed you're a wrong-handed escaped genetic laboratory experiment gone horribly wrong!!

You all should be quarantined.

We, LEFTIES, are the elite class here! We don't hang with any of you right handed peasants! Only a select few have been blessed with the power of the LEFTIES! When our time comes, you righties will see, you'll all see!

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

We, LEFTIES, are the elite class here! We don't hang with any of you right handed peasants! Only a select few have been blessed with the power of the LEFTIES! When our time comes, you righties will see, you'll all see!

Left-handed, freakish mutant...sub-human. Please disregard it's post.

This is why left handed people are freaks and don't belong in school systems.

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

I use my penis

Fuck.

I use my vagina.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

This is why left handed people are freaks and don't belong in school systems.

If you were a lefty you would be able to comprehend that the righty in that picture is the one that does not belong, I mean just look at that kid's right arm crossing over to the lefty's arm.

Also he has douchy clothes and a douchy smirk.

But you can also see the lefty taking up more room than he should. The righty is smiling because he's trying to think of a polite way of asking him to move his arm without appearing threatening. I'm sure the teacher intervened shortly after that picture was taken.

*hugs her poor lefty-friends* It's okay. We know you need love, too.

Ok, you really wanna know the reason he had that smirk on his face? It's because he had the pleasure to sit next to a lefty, a real lefty...

Also he couldn't hold back from just touching a superior lefty with his elbow. Poor righty, must have been the best day of his inferior life...

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Fuck.

I use my vagina.

You can use mine if I can use yours

Left handed and ashamed of it.

Deano! There's nothing wrong with being a lefty. Feel proud! You are of the elite. Embrace it! The right handed people are the unlucky ones!

Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

Deano! There's nothing wrong with being a lefty. Feel proud! You are of the elite. Embrace it! The right handed people are the unlucky ones!

well to be honest, all the left handed people I know are really cool XD

The people who chose ambidextrious are lying sacks of fecal matter.

Just your average right-handed person, and I'm ok with that! Certain things are made for right handed people, and make it more difficult for those lefties.

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

Just your average right-handed person, and I'm ok with that! Most things are made for right handed people, and make it more difficult for those lefties.

Fixed.