Thread: Say something about you, above you and under you

^ Had a wrong guess. I think this topic is too complicated, not weird.
< Is going to get some lunch in a bit.
V Is secretly fond of tuna fish but would never admit it.

^ Is wrong about the tuna fish thing. I admit it.
< Just ate a turkey sandwich, and enjoys long flights in the moonlight.
v Likes to listen to music some might find a bit...disconcerting, at times.

^ Looks very human for somebody from another galaxy

< Does listen to disconcerting music from acts like Slayer and the Go-Go's, and is proud and frustrated over being sober on a Saturday night

V rapes cattle when people think he/she has gone "cow tipping"

^ must have psychic powers or something
< cant blame anyone for not posting under that, but doesnt actually rape cattle (its the sheep there after)
V will probably be relieved to find out that they dont indeed rape cattle.

^Is a nice person for not doing rape cattle.
<Is relieved to find out he doesnt, I am =).
vIs extremely bored and has nothing better to do.

^ Is wrong, I'm actually playing WoW, but I'm on a Gryphon waiting for my char to arrive at the destination.
< Is frustrated at how long it takes.
V Doesn't care about my WoW adventures

^ is playing WoW.
< was recently told by dave grohl that the secret to raping sheep was to put their hind legs in your wellies.
V just found out something they already knew.

^ is on the internets
< is on the internets
v is on the internets

< Put the V<^> in the wrong places ... or did he?
V Will comment on my post ...
^ Stats the obvious

^ Seems to like breaking standards. (Blasphemer, burn him!)
< Feels like slapping himself around a bit with a large trout.
V Is a pokemon of some sort. o.o

^ Obviously lieks Mudkips
< Is sadly not one
v Is a rabid Spongebob fan

^ Is my mother
< Is in psychiatric care for REALLY thinking he is a duck
V Has no legs

^ IS really a duck
< Lost his legs when he foolishly chose to put his faith in the Mini Mouse idol in his dream the other night
V Secretly adores girls with glasses in brown polo-neck jumpers

^ Was born of a Clown and Tightrope Walker in the Circus
< Does indeed love girls with glasses in brown polo-neck jumpers
V Once got hit by a truck containing 500 jars of apricot jam

^ Is a compulsive liar
< Feels squeaky clean following a shower
v Enjoys sardines on toast.

PS: good topic.

^ Has good taste in movies, and is quite possibly made completely of gold, which must get rather uncomfortable at times.
< Once got hit by a truck containing 500 jars of apricot jam, and didn't spill a jar of it.
v Once actually watched Clueless, but will never admit it. Ever.

Also, why do I always get the fishy ones? And no, I eat them with saltine crackers, not on toast. Oh, and goldney, you posted too soon. He's not a compulsive liar, he just assumed I would post next.

^ Likes Superman
< Needs the toilet
v Enjoys the company of Sean Connery

^ Is taking a dump.
< Can't resist talking to the guy with the coolest accent in Holywood.
v Gave a new meaning to the term "intoxicated".

^ Is so right ...
< Gave a new meaning to the term "Intoxicated" (In-venom-eat-ed?)
V Will be In-venom-eat-ed

^must have an uncanny ability to change the english language.
<am currently in-venom-eat-ed
V likes to steal peoples socks

^ is stalking me :0 (how else could he know :0 )
< Likes socks
V Doesn't use any

^ is correct, I wear sandals all summer
< tries to think of something witty, in vein
V watched V when he was a kid

^ Doesnt like stalkers
< likes to speak in Paki accent
V Thought dodobird was cool for implenting the show V next to his V post.

^ Is telling me what to think
<
V Is confused