Stupid things people say in arguments

**thisismylogin** · 04-01-2008 11:10 AM

Ok so this came to me this morning after hearing a fight between my parents. See my mother isn't the smartest women in the world, I really can't say much about that though has I have her intelligence. Unlike me she is not afraid of confrontation, she will fight you on ANYTHING and well she never been very good at it... Like most people who are bad at it she just says the stupidest things. Over the years she has said many things but she doesn't notice how stupid they sound. I do though and although I have forgotten most of them I have 2 really good ones from her.

So this morning at about 6:30 my parents were fighting because my father forgot to put this dishwasher on the night before. It was an honest mistake he doesn't do it to often but when he does... so they were fighting over my fathers "laziness" when my mother use this line has her defense "Well I’m going to start going on the computer after 9:00 to conserve energy"

It was so random! I had to RC... For a second I thought I had a good line for Dream characters say the darnest things post... Though was awake!

This one is probably the best one I have heard it was a few years back and my mother was yelling at my brother about god knows what and called him a son of a bitch! To this day I wonder who she was insulting!

So what stupid thing have you heard people say in arguments?

**Keresztanya** · 04-01-2008 01:11 PM

Haha, the irony in the second one. I don't pay to much attention to what people say, though. So I got nothing

**RockNRoller123** · 04-01-2008 01:15 PM

My cousin and his friend are both 17. They had been argueing calling each other fags and spewing shit about each other's mothers. Then my cousin's friend yelled, "YEAH!!! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOUR A STUPID HEAD!!!!"

... End of conversation.

**lagunagirl** · 04-01-2008 09:23 PM

my older brother was arguing with my younger brother when my younger brother just burst out "you're FAT!!!!!" even though no one in my family is anything close to fat.

**ninja9578** · 04-01-2008 09:42 PM

Go to ED for randomness in arguments, especially some of the early ones about Ron Paul

Using a computer after 9:00 doesn't converse energy, the energy is just cheaper fyi

**Soldier** · 04-01-2008 09:46 PM

thats funny I remember my mom was pissed and called me a son of a bitch once, I was trying so hard not to laugh.

**kingofclutch** · 04-01-2008 09:52 PM

Oooh I have a good one. My soccer team was scrimmaging another team and one of the other team's players called my teammate a poopyface. Our whole team started laughing at the kid and he got really angry.

**tkdyo** · 04-01-2008 11:19 PM

hmm, my gf has let some funny ones fly before, but if you want to talk about stupid, we will be arguing about something completely different and she will say "well, you should learn chinese so we can argue in chinese" eventhough she has already been speaking english for oh say 7 years?

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