Why not... But read at your own risk. Don't say I didn't warn you.
-All alone in a sea of endless thoughts floats our hero, a man in a uniform so bright it very nearly outshines the stars, amid-
-What the hell is all that crap about? You spouting mindless garbage again?
-Obviously not mindless, as you are indeed a part of the very mind you appear hesitant to admit I possess.
-Riiight... Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
-Pull it yourself, it's your leg too.
-What do you think about global warming?
-I think it's a big load of stinking, putrid crap put across by Al Gore to make himself look smart. Only thing is, it backfired on him.
-Ha! The moron just wound up looking even stupider than-
-Stupider is not a word.
-Does it matter? This is all in your head...
-But it is also escaping onto the page.
-Oh no! You'd better go catch it! That's dripping with sarcasm, by the way.
-I couldn't tell.
-Are we about done here? I have a date.
-Ha! As if. With who, might I ask?
-Your/my subconscious.
-To do what?
-Ponder the existence of dogs, and tubeworms.
-What a weirdo...
-Hey! Watch it, punk!
-What are you going to do, bite your tongue?
-Bastard.
-Ha, you just called yourself a bastard.
-Why must we argue so childishly?
-I dunno, you started it.
-No, actually, I think it was you.
-Well, technically, it was both of us, as we are, in fact, the same.
-Hmmm, you have a viable point.
-Well, we'd best quit now, before we make too long a post, eh?
-Yeah, I suppose so. We shall continue this later. In private...




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