Thread: Tell about... are you one of the know-it-alls; the list

It would be better to ask others who they got good information from. Everyone thinks they are an expert.

Yeah ask who people think besides themselves are like that on Dreamviews.

Unless you're an expert on non-expertise.

I know everything there is to know about canoeing.

I dont like the self nominating system. Why can't i nominate someone else?

Originally Posted by dragonoverlord

I dont like the self nominating system. Why can't i nominate someone else?

Go for it. Its not like this thread hasn't been stolen already or anything.

Originally Posted by Mark75

I know everything there is to know about canoeing.

Do you know the paddle song?
Like Patmandoo

Handle, shaft, neck, blade and tip,
blade and tip,
blade and tip!
Handle, shaft, neck, blade and tip!
I love my paddle!

I am an expert at feeding my ego.

Really? I suck at that.

Halp plz

I'm an expert at procrastenation.

I heard there's a forum around here where you can ask questions, and have these self-proclaimed experts respond without you having to know who they are initially

Originally Posted by Replicon

I heard there's a forum around here where you can ask questions, and have these self-proclaimed experts respond without you having to know who they are initially

Except you can't distinguish from the experts and the pseudoexperts ^^

I'm an expert, full stop.

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

OMG Bravo!

That's very wise stuff. Especially the Inferiority Complex thing.

-self expert in contradicting others, myself, and confusing the masses.

Jack of all trades, master of none

Doing what I can to get by

Helping others as I go

So in turn they can help me

As we all climb the ladder together

One rung at a time

Im great at giving people personal advice, but thats about the extent of my expertise.

I'm an expert at giving people bad advice and screwing up their lives. I like to ponder over these "victories" in a nice warm bath, glass of brandy and a pipe.

I won't lie.

I am a no-it-all to an extent outside of DV.

I think i'm a whole lot nicer on DV than I am in person.

-patience

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

I think i'm a whole lot nicer on DV than I am in person.

I am only nice to people who are nice.. or to people I've got a cursh on xD

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I am only nice to people who are nice.. or to people I've got a cursh on xD

Yeah me too

*waves at PatienceMarie*

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

I love the irony: telling everyone that you cannot realistically be a know-it-all, while subverting the latter by delivering it in a classic know-it-all style; you really make me sick.

Lol psychology student, I don't mean to be an ass, I never had any conflicts with you, and you seem to be a generally nice person, but, sincerely, your posts always made me sick. I even reckon they don't suit your username.

I don't think he was doing it in a know-it-all style, I think he was just being reasonable. If being reasonable is being a know-it-all is another thing.