Thread: tell me about bread

or not.

I like the soft kind.. you know uhh yeah

Pumpernickel is good.

damn you to hell you stole my pumpernickel!

i like rye too.

yeast rises.
tomato basil bread is delicious.

cinnamon raisin bread is good toasted with maple butter spread over it.

Powdered grains.
Liquid.
Something to hold it together (may also provide the liquid).

Everything else is just icing on the cake... if you'll pardon the expression. Flavoring, yeast, sugar as both a flavoring and to allow the yeast to rise properly. Thinks like raisins, currants, seeds, that add to the textyure as well as provide flavor.

I gave everyone apple bread for christmas. Although they turned out more like cakes than loaves of bread.

3+3=cake, but cake be bread, therefore bread is the life of the world and the something-or-other.
Yeah. Bread rocks. (not rolls. Though they do, too.)

I saw the most insane recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich. I think you're supposed to used sourdough bread, slather whipped garlic butter all over the bread pieces, dip them in a plate of parmesan, then shove 4 different kinds of cheeses on the inside and fry or grill that.

DID YOUR HEAD JUST EXPLODE???

Mine did.

Bread... Baby I'm a want you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5_mN2_qhE

That song is great. I only know it because of the movie "Stuck on You" though. Don't you love it when movies introduce you to great songs?

Anyways yeah bread is pretty freaking sweet. Especially all the variations such as pumpkin, raisin, cinnamon raisin etc. Sometimes though I do like to enjoy just plain white bread with butter. Its awesome and people stare when I do it in front of them.

Originally Posted by kichu

I saw the most insane recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich. I think you're supposed to used sourdough bread, slather whipped garlic butter all over the bread pieces, dip them in a plate of parmesan, then shove 4 different kinds of cheeses on the inside and fry or grill that.

DID YOUR HEAD JUST EXPLODE???

Mine did.

You owe me a throw pillow that is not covered in drool.
I must make that sandwich.

There's only one Bread Roll'd/Bread Rolled clip on Youtube that actually works as a bread rickroll, and it's the one with the bakedancer, rather than any song by Bread. Or rather, any song with lyrics.

Mmmm... fresh, warm french bread, or cold with butter, or even ever-so-lightly toasted... Blast, the store is closed.

You can live on bread and water alone for 60 days before succumbing to scurvy.

I like bread...slightly burnt...then covered with jams or jellies.

Originally Posted by lysergic

i love bread. tell me about it.

Bread is a fungus. Just like cheese.

Originally Posted by kichu

I saw the most insane recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich. I think you're supposed to used sourdough bread, slather whipped garlic butter all over the bread pieces, dip them in a plate of parmesan, then shove 4 different kinds of cheeses on the inside and fry or grill that.

DID YOUR HEAD JUST EXPLODE???

Mine did.

Something exploded out of my head.

My last name use to be Rye..
so I like Rye bread!

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Bread is a fungus. Just like cheese.

Bread... contains fungus. And it's generally killed by the unfavorable conditions in the oven. (cheese, on the other hand... yum, blue cheese. Some blue cheeses, anyway. Certain types of runny cheese on toast are good. And then there's grilled cheese sandwiches. toast with butter and the edges all crispy. Bread with egg. Fried bread. sliced. New Quest Unlocked: Grocery Store. Retrieve ingredients and assemble them into a loaf of freshly baked bread. Rewards: a loaf of freshly baked bread.)

basically, I wish I made more bread at my work

and I wish work were more fun (I work in an office)

I have bread in the oven right now.

I moved this to SB, because Ask/Tell Me About is for more serious, specific questions and subjects. For instance, "Tell me about how to make bread," would be great.