Thread: Tell me about the little embarrasing things you do when your home alone

i will get out of the shower, and not put on clothes until i hear someone coming inside.

and i sing until i am hoarse.

I masturbate ferociously.

Whoops, this meant to go in the other forum. I didnt know i was in senseless banter.

I drill holes in things with my incredibly hard, steel-like-




Err, never mind, it's not really that interesting...

I try to watch My Little Pony episodes on YouTube, and do other things... but let's not get into that.

I take off my girl costume.

I put on Mes' girl costume

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

ferociously

LMAO- that word in that context... priceless.

I tend to speak nonsense languages out loud to myself.

And when I'm on my own and excited about something, I flutter my fingers like an evil-scientist.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I drill holes in things with my incredibly hard, steel-like-...

Occasionally, when my husband has been out of town for a few days.. I kinda call out his name just to hear it echo in the house.. (yea.. I'm weird).

Originally Posted by Clairity

Occasionally, when my husband has been out of town for a few days.. I kinda call out his name just to hear it echo in the house.. (yea.. I'm weird).

That is sort of sweet! It gets sweeter the more I picture it.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

That is sort of sweet! It gets sweeter the more I picture it.

Aww.. thanks for thinking it's not pathetic!

I've often thought that if my house were bugged, whoever was doing the bugging would be absolutely convinced that I'm a raving lunatic!

When alone, I sing, repeat nonsense words and phrases, move around in a silly fashion, have conversations with myself, make faces in the mirror, and more. So much more...

Originally Posted by Repo!

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When I'm home alone, I like to listen to loud music and dance around the house in my underwear

I have fake conversations, I look in the mirror and do/say embarrasingly conceited things, dance around stupidly heheh etc. you'de think i have a split personality.

Originally Posted by Burns

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When I'm home alone, I like to listen to loud music and dance around the house in my underwear

O_o okay....

Originally Posted by Alban

LMAO- that word in that context... priceless.

Thanks, I try.

Another thing I like to do is crank the volume up on my amp to high and rock out on my guitar. Nothing more freeing than that.

Yeah... I was gonna say 'finger'.


I also blast Aerosmith, George Jones, and Within Temptation as loud as my speakers will go, sing at the top of my lungs (horribly off-tune), take extremely long showers, watch movies I've seen a thousand times over and over, and generally act like a nutcase recently released from the local loony-bin. Clothing optional.

I put on armour and ride my dog around the house, vanquishing evil from all corners of the land (rooms).

At least that's what I would do if I had a dog.

Let's just all get Naked! So it seems.

And NO! I don't where my wifes clothes when I am alone.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I take off my girl costume.

sooooo, you're saying that your a man?

besides that, I invite a girly over and scrump everywhere possible, cept the parents bed.

PS: got a new dinner table, cant wait!!! ya if you come over, eat on the couch. wait shit not there either...

Originally Posted by skysaw

I've often thought that if my house were bugged, whoever was doing the bugging would be absolutely convinced that I'm a raving lunatic!

When alone, I sing, repeat nonsense words and phrases, move around in a silly fashion, have conversations with myself, make faces in the mirror, and more. So much more...

ha, same here. I think I am skysaw's long lost tween.

Here's the words of a silly song I made about that:

The neighbors are looking at me
I'm sure
The neighbors are looking at me
And I don't blame them
there is much to see

I hope they don't extort me
with the strange things that they see
If they will
I'll give them what they want,
such embarrassment is intolerable to me!

Originally Posted by Adam

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I take off my girl costume.

I put on Mes' girl costume

Fondle Mes' girl costume only to discover Adam's wearing it. I then cry myself to sleep ... NUDE!

When home alone i usually turn my music up loud and sing lol. I also will take off my pants and shirt and go round the house in my boxers But thats normal for me since if i'm not going out during the day i just stay in a pair of boxers, saves washing

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Fondle Mes' girl costume only to discover Adam's wearing it. I then cry myself to sleep ... NUDE!

LMAOLMAOLMFAO!!!

This thread is turning very funny very quickly.

Thanx Repo