Thread: There is a mason living on my street.

Stand at your window, holding a knife with some red paint on it, and stare at him as he walks by.

Don't forget to wave at him with a big smile either.

Maybe I should try knocking at his door at 5:23am to see if he will answer thinking it's his masonic buddy. Then I shall see the masonic rituals first hand and I will exploit them HERE on dreamviews!

Grab a knife, walk to his front door, knock, point knife at his throat, get some secrets.

EXPOSE THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

if you can't beat em... join em!

I'm afraid I do not understand why having someone who works with stone living on your street is a matter of such grave disquiet.

Seriously. See if he'll give you a neighbor's discount and get that low-stone wall around your back 40 fixed.

at 11pm everyday... its a masonic tradition

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I'm afraid I do not understand why having someone who works with stone living on your street is a matter of such grave disquiet.

I can't tell if you're serious or not.


Become his friend, and join with him.

Kill him. It's the only way.

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

Kill him. It's the only way.

Agreed.

Sacrifice him to the <insert god here>, then take out his organs and nail them to the door and spread some around his lawn.

Maybe decapitate him and nail his head to a road sign, preferably a stop sign.

Then if you want to go further, skin him and wear his skin on top of yours and lay inside of his carcass. Maybe read the daily newspaper.

Ask him if there's anything that he can reveal to you/tell you about without breaking the rules.

If he's not allowed to say anything at all, not even a smidgen, at least you tried.

No one's asked the most basic question... how do you know he's a mason?

He has masonic symbols on both of his cars...

Also, 11pm makes sense...23rd hour of the day.

I'll be discrete, take the dogs for a walk on the weekend and see if he is hanging around his garage...Then the questions will start to roll.

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

I can't tell if you're serious or not.


Become his friend, and join with him.

Mason: One whose occupation is to build with stone or brick; also, one who prepares stone for building purposes; To build stonework or brickwork about, under, in, over, etc.; to construct by masons; -- with a prepositional suffix; as, to mason up a well or terrace; to mason in a kettle or boiler.

I'm talking about the freemasons...

He's probably just a wannabe. I bet he bought the logos from the internet.

It's a she...

And the plot thickens!

Well then, obviously, you can't kill it.

Force her and her secret friends to fundraise only for DV (how ‘bout an all day pancake dinner?) and THEN participate in The Tampon Game.

It's a woman?!?! Then the obvious solution to getting info out of here would be to seduce her, fuck her brains out for a couple weeks or months and then ask her the most intimate secrets of the masons.

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

It's a woman?!?! Then the obvious solution to getting info out of here would be to seduce her, fuck her brains out for a couple weeks or months and then ask her the most intimate secrets of the masons.

But what if she looks like

Hey, there is a female freemason living with me! I'm writing an expos&#233;, and she is my main source of information. I let her go out to get my mail sometimes, and talk to strangers, but she wears an explosive undergarment and a wire, so if she mentions the chains or the stale bread, I can blow them both to bits.

Dammit, grasshoppa, get outta my neighborhood!