Things Not To Say During Sex.

**Man of Shred** · 03-23-2007 11:38 AM

"We are SOOO, making a baby right now."

"Your sister was better."

"wanna find the reason behind my nickname : 2 minute andy?"

"What the hell is that sound?"

aight mine are lame but i'm sure there are better ones

**NeAvO** · 03-23-2007 12:15 PM

My wife is better.

I was disappointed, how about you?

I think it split...

So when are you going to meet my parents?

**Artelis** · 03-23-2007 01:34 PM

And if you tell mommy...

**Man of Shred** · 03-23-2007 03:00 PM

f***! i told you we shoulda used a condom.[size=1][size=1][size=1]

**Kaniaz** · 03-23-2007 04:36 PM

"I have AIDS". I think this is a pretty obvious one. Not only is it a little bit of a downer, but I do believe it's a federal offence. (Holy shit, it's spelled "offense" in America? Are you guys retarded?)

**Led** · 03-23-2007 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

"I have AIDS". I think this is a pretty obvious one. Not only is it a little bit of a downer, but I do believe it's a federal offence. (Holy shit, it's spelled "offense" in America? Are you guys retarded?) [/b]

How else would you spell it?
_________________________________
Oh sorry wrong room.

sorry, um, what's your name again?

**Kaniaz** · 03-23-2007 05:07 PM

How else would you spell it? [/b]

Offence

**arby** · 03-23-2007 06:45 PM

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always. Oh, I'm Canadian BTW. So I get to be the third party vote =P

**Led** · 03-23-2007 07:02 PM

whoopdeedoo

**Universal Mind** · 03-23-2007 07:52 PM

Things not to say during sex:

I think we should just be friends.

Oink so I can pretend you're a pig.

How much did you say it is?

I know somebody I want to set you up with.

Why didn't you do the fucking dishes?

Bobby, bring me your report card.

What do you think about dieting?

After this, I am going out to get me some. What are you going to do?

Originally Posted by arby

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always.
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... and then we landed on the moon.

Apparently, no thread is above America bashing. Be careful. You don't want us taking over Canada in under six hours.

**Volcon** · 03-23-2007 09:11 PM

hm, you dont want to scream "mom!" when you orgasm, or worse yet "DAD!"

**MSG** · 03-23-2007 10:27 PM

As much as I agree with most of the non-American spellings of things, I don't see why you guys care so much.

**AlternateReality** · 03-23-2007 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by arby

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...
[/b]

wow we do suck for that one.
who the hell decided to make it aluminum?
i have never even heard the word aluminium

the only ones i like are the changes such as color and armor.

**Replicon** · 03-24-2007 12:18 AM

"You know, my great aunt Beatrice died in this bed!"

**Taiji X** · 03-24-2007 01:08 AM

"Checkmate"
or
"You have been terminated" (in an arnold voice of course)
right after you blow a load.

Actually, I fully intend to use one of those as a way to break up with a chick.
It's mean but it's funny.

**arby** · 03-24-2007 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by Universal

Apparently, no thread is above America bashing. Be careful. You don't want us taking over Canada in under six hours.

[/b]

You've tried once before and we kicked your sorry asses =P

Good ol' 1812.

And I can't help it, its too easy =P

**Man of Shred** · 03-24-2007 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Taiji

"Checkmate"
or
"You have been terminated" (in an arnold voice of course)
right after you blow a load.

Actually, I fully intend to use one of those as a way to break up with a chick.
It's mean but it's funny.
[/b]

haha I've almost called my FWB the wrong name several times. This happens if i have a hard time reaching an orgasm, i'll imagine her as someone else.

**Universal Mind** · 03-24-2007 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by arby

You've tried once before and we kicked your sorry asses =P

Good ol' 1812.

And I can't help it, its too easy =P[/b]

The war was fought for many reasons. The fact that we didn't take the bit of Canadian land does not mean you won. The War of 1812 is also known as "the war that nobody won". It is still a debated topic. Many scholars say the United States won. I'll tell you what's really important. We kicked your asses in the Revolutionary War, and you didn't get your power back in 1812. Then we went on to landing on the moon and being the most powerful country and having the greatest economy in the world. We could take over Canada with just a few platoons today, and it would be laughable to watch Britain try to stop us. Your turn...

**NeAvO** · 03-25-2007 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Universal

We could take over Canada with just a few platoons today, and it would be laughable to watch Britain try to stop us. Your turn...[/b]

Why did you mention Britain? and why did you go on about the moonlanding ect? He was talking about the 1812 fight, not what country is the best/most powerful.

**Universal Mind** · 03-25-2007 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Why did you mention Britain? and why did you go on about the moonlanding ect? He was talking about the 1812 fight, not what country is the best/most powerful.[/b]

Read the thread. He brought up Britain. He also initiated the country bashing game.

**joey11223** · 03-25-2007 04:31 PM

here's a few:

1) "Holy crap what is that!"

2) "Wait a sec i need a piss... nah i'm ok now "( sick i know but itmade me lol

)

3) you yawn

4) " Wow check out that ad!"

**Universal Mind** · 03-26-2007 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by ;

he must just take Any opportunity to brag about america, even if the thread topis is things not to say during sex......[/b]

Read the thread, moron. And by the way, my country can kick your country's ass. We also dominate world business and landed on the moon.

**Neruo** · 03-26-2007 03:14 AM

lol.

interesting to see someone else then ME hijacked a topic and turned in into American-bashing. Maybe it is just Universal Mind that causes American-Bashing conversations... Maybe he likes it... OMG FREUDIAN SLIP, or something like that :0

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Okay, nevermind.

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"I should have sex with living people more often."

**13redfan** · 03-26-2007 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Neruo

"I should have sex with living people more often."[/b]

lol necrophelia is dead boring....

"Which hole is the right one again?"
"I'm so glad I had the op done..."

**arby** · 03-26-2007 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Universal

We kicked your asses in the Revolutionary War[/b]

What? "We beat you while we were fighting ourselves"

And we burned the whitehouse to the ground. I call that victory enough. =P

Meanwhile, while you're off invading Canada, every other country in the world (who arn't too fond of your country right now) are gonna join up against you.

ANYWAYS, where did this begin? Oh, right... We were talking about an intulectual topic before you resorted to "We could invade you, HA!"

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