But where's the toll-free* number?!
*Only where long-distance charges do not apply, such as in government buildings and Wonderland.
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But where's the toll-free* number?!
*Only where long-distance charges do not apply, such as in government buildings and Wonderland.
Nono, that says "troll fee". It's $13 a minute.

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