Thread: Try to guess what the person above you is like.

They're a little girl with blue hair. Also, it's their birthday.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

They're a little girl with blue hair. Also, it's their birthday.

I'm a puppet? o.O

I am a little girl. With black hair. It's not my b... oh wait you don't know me. Yeah. It's my birthday. Be nice to me and give me free stuff. ^^

They're manipulative and willing to lie to fulfill their own selfish desires.

They're not very masculine.

Ok I'll stop posting so people won't get bored of describing the same manipulative blue-haired person over and over again.

Is jealous of my rose-holding bunny.

Is tough on the outside (ExoByte), but soft on the inside (pink rabbits?).

Seems to be in touch with his inner spaz

Young and still very much into comics and video games. Impressionable too.

More mature then 90% of the forum. Actually a good member, who is logical and doesnt get caught up in drama here. Very well liked.

Originally Posted by C911

More mature then 90% of the forum. Actually a good member, who is logical and doesnt get caught up in drama here. Very well liked.

A cool and relaxed funny guy who doesn't take like seriously (in a good way). Someone I'd like to share a beer with.

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He works at an abbatoir to pay the bills, and despises himself for doing so. Every night when he gets home he slumps over the sink and he spews because he can smell the death on him. He goes into the shower and he sits and waits for the water to wash over him and the meaty smell of dead animals. He's an artist at heart, though, and in the corner of his living room lies a pile of simple, stylistically-plagiaristic paintings that no one but he and his girlfriend has ever seen. His girlfriend, Maddy, is five years younger than him, eighteen; young, impressionable. She thinks he's going to be the greatest artist in the world and she constantly tells him this, which just enforces in his mind his own inadequacy. He worries how he looks, and each day spends an hour in the morning preening over himself, despite the fact that he's going to an abbatoir where the workers are dirty, cynical forty year-olds.

He grew up with Mormon parents, and in classic rebellion behaviour, is a staunch critic of religion. Every family reunion he goes to, he inevitably has an arguement with his father about religion and they both end up storming off to seperate bowling alleys to bowl a 300 game alone. He believes his social anxiety stems from his parents and their forced values, and his parents believe his social anxiety stems from rejecting their values. He has one brother, four sisters: Sam, Emily, Mirrabelle, Hillary and Berta. He doesn't speak to Sam because Sam is married to O'nus' ex. Growing up, Emily, Mirrabelle, Hillary and Berta kept a kind of regime of fear over the two brothers and he doesn't speak to them either. The only person in his family he does speak to is his mother, who rings him up periodically every fortnight at two O'clock in the morning asking him to buy her a skateboard.

He has no social life, apart from his girlfriend and her friends. He doesn't know it, but Maddy's friends secretly think he's gay. He also secretly thinks he's gay, but really he's only a bisexual and will one day discover this in a steamy affair with a large, muscly man from his gym, which causes Maddy to leave him and steal his goldfish. The guy he met at the gym leaves him soon after for a Columbian immigrant, and O'nus retreats into his shell and devotes his life to art. He throws away the stylistic-plagiarism thing he had going, and paints surrealist paintings with heads swallowing each other and tapdancing cats. Painting after painting keeps piling up and soon the heaps of paintings obscure a whole wall of his apartment.

He doesn't go out anymore; he quits his job at the abbatoirr, orders his groceries over the Internet, and spends his days painting, receiving unemployment benefits and watching videos of cats doing amusing things on Youtube. He ventures into the world of forums, and joins a messageboard for artists, and quickly establishes himself as a hated member because of his appreciation for the art of Lisa Yuskavage. He retreats from the internet soon after, his safe abode shattered, and paints and paints and paints. When he runs out of room to store the paintings, he starts painting vast masterpieces on the walls of his apartment, putting unpeelable wallpaper over them when his landlord comes to check the place.

For the next twenty years of his life, he descends into depression. His mother dies of alcohol poisoning at 71 (he never did buy her a skateboard), his father kills himself by jumping off a bridge in Chicago soon after, and Sam rings him up the same night crying. O'nus forgives Sam, and they agree to meet to talk the next day. That night, he realises he is 43 and he has wasted his whole life. Not one person but Maddy has ever seen any of his paintings, and that has been his whole life. That night, he goes to the office of the mayor of his city, shoots the man in the temple twice, and kills himself.

His murder suicide becomes national news, and the art hiding in his apartment becomes exposed to the world and he is critically lauded. His life and subsequent death becomes a legend, and it is widely agreed that O'nus is one of the better artists of the 21st century, unlike that hack Acar.

Probably the kind of guy who cooks apples, despite the fact that apples are delicious raw in any case.

*Speechless*

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A genuinely nice, down to earth guy, happy, but in a reserved way... nothing like the depressed cynic protrayed by Kiza...(sorry Kiza...the story was really good though...depressing but good). He is motivated, but only with things that catch his interest. He also likes to help people/is in the medical profession (????)

Is a nature-lover, optimistic, and a people person.







Person below me is extremely ugly.

Likes attention.

Is a creepy person.

Conkt lives in Canada. Canadians are nice people. Need I say anything else?

Sounds like the kind of guy who likes Dippin' Dots.

Originally Posted by Kiza

Sounds like the kind of guy who likes Dippin' Dots.

You'd be wrong, never had them.

Seems like the kind of guy who teases small children.

Is 20-something years old. Likes video games.

Isn't a real person.

Likes the color blue and is also a fan of fish sticks. He has a scar on his left knee. Will go with the latest trend, fad, or meme until he's called out for it. Otherwise, very likable. For the most part. I think. Maybe.

A fan of hockey.

Mzzkc: Seems to be a very intelligent person, as far as I can tell.
I do like the colour blue, and I do like fish sticks (how does everyone know?) I have a scar on my right knee. I generally don't follow trends, I just figured I'd go with Xgirls just to see how people would react.

Maverick: Is a cow farmer who lets his cows roam free.