Thread: Uh oh.

Let the randomocity begin.
Post any unusual or funny pictures here. I need a good laugh.

Finally, something I'm good at.
This is a bit of a weird topic, but nonetheless a great place to post my retarded picutres.


>>Peace for robots!<<


>>Buwahahahah. Not funny, but never mind.<<


>>It's unusual. <<


>>Just read it, and you'll get it. The headline and subtitle- they don't exactly match<<


>>I don't get it either<<


>>Linux is EVILLLl11<<


>>Umm...yup<<


>>I am a kitty in a pop tart jar<<


>>I am a kitty that likes to surf very far<<


>>And I am the fishy that kitty like to eaty<<


>>OBEY. OBEY. YOU MUST OBEY. DO AS I SAY<<


>>A thing that went squish on my scanner<<


>>And another that went in as well<<


>>I eat mine squished by a scanner baby yeahhh...<<


>>That looks like puke<<


>>Cuuucumber<<


>>The end <<

Originally posted by Super Mario Blitz Credits

Do the mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it's time to go, do the mario!
Take one step, and then again!

Lets do the mario, altogether now!
You got it!
It's the mario!

Do the mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it's time to go, do the mario!
Take one step, and then again!

Lets do the mario, altogether now!
Come on now!
Just like that!!

Odd...but true::

Michael Jordan having \"retired,\" with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.


If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.


If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.


If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.


He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.


He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.


If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.


If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.


He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.


Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.


If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.


He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.


While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.


This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?


However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.


$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

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More Weird Stuff:

Mario (Flash)
A special 404 error
Dootch Music!
Flush please.
You have mail, George
AOL'er Translatoer

The robot and the toilet both look like things Seri might build.

EVERYONE GO HERE, I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF, seriously...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

omigodweeeeeeee!
And there's always:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

wanna see randomocity? check this out! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=91829

(if you're at work, you might not wanna click the link...its jus newgrounds, but they do have some hentai ads and stuff =)

pretty much anything by Neil Cicierega is pretty cracked out mwahahahaha!

None of you have even SCRATCHED upon the randomity I can spew out.
For I am the king of it.

No matter what newsgrounds or Neil Cicirega says

For example, below is a picture of the most important thing that has ever happened to the world:


YES. RED DWARF.

Holly: Rude Alert! Rude Alert! Abandon shop! My voice recognition cycles have been corrupted! Abandon shop! This is not a daffidol, I repeat, this is _NOT_ a daffidol!
Rimmer: Well, I'm glad to see Holly's unaffected.
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I changed my avatar forever, just to prove my point.

Werburn, that was some crazy shit.

http://www.rathergood.com - this is some funny shit, especially when ur high

lol

lol

In b4

OMG I thought a lost soul was back but it was just stupid necromancers HateHateHateHateHate

:'(