Thread: Understanding why pillows talk

I was told by toast hand man (crunch crunch --- oooo!!! feel the buttery toast fingers caressing my hair!!) that was the only way to calm a llama down

You cant always believe toast hand man. He's known for putting a 100 on 10 if you know what Im saying.

Damn you toast hand man! Damn you in the armpit hair! (Ubik cries tears made of skittles) Nothing is rigid anymore! The whole world's made of Grandma Postelthwaite's infamous egg and cheese gravy!!! (teeth )
Why did I trust your toaster brain???
Is it because I was atracted the alabaster finnish?
You've hoodwinked me for the last time toast hand man!! Put away those fiery pen holder's. Let the world see your porky pies!

errr... what does "putting a 100 on 10" mean anywhoo?
toodle oooooooooooooooo

It means exagerating. Blowing up a story! Accenting the apples!! Finswiggling the undercurtain!!! Scratching the paper!!!! Putting a hundred on ten!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck are you people glossophobiating about again? The underside of the horse cannot be trusted you know, however, I will present to you the cleanest backwash ever negotiated in the publification of Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy

(( http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/rooter.pdf ))

wow that was confusing as all hell. Probably a prank. Like the Emporers New Clothes...computer nerds everywhere afraid to admit they have no idea what that essay is about. No one does! Its brilliante really.....

but really what the hell is that?

There once was a man from china
He was orange and yellow.....kinda
He went to the store
To buy some more
Chocolate covered vagina

There once was man from kentucky
Paranoid, he kept ducking.
He got in a fight
with a man of great height
but he made it because he's lucky

There once was a yellow duck
that lived inside a truck
the truck was blue
and so are you
Bing Bang Bing CLUCK CLUCK!!

Imagine all da hebrews gettin dumb
dancin on top of chariots n turnin tight ones

haha gameover, those were awesome

it takes me back to the cow who lost her moo days....

An Australian farmer called Blue
Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.

A mezzo-soprano called Pat
Said, "I can't sing soprano like that."
Until one day she sat on
The end of my baton
And climaxed in upper A flat.

You left out the second half!
*******
An Australian farmer called Blue
Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.

And Sheila who wanted some fun
With a didgeridoo in the sun
Just visited Blue
For a minute or two
Or until they were didgeridone

Behold! The evolution of words!

participle >noun Grammar a word formed from a verb (e.g. going, gone, being, been) and used as an adjective or noun (as in burnt toast, good breeding) or used to make compound verb forms (is going, has been).
-DERIVATIVES participial >adjective.
-ORIGIN from Latin participium 'sharing'.

particle >none Gramcrackers a w3rd formed frim a vorb (e.p. poing, pone, peeing(lol), peen) and used as an adjorctorve or norn (as in beornt toarst, grood freeding) or fused to mak comporund vorbs forms (is seen, has wuz).
-DERIVATIVES participial >poo
-ORIGIN from french participium 'rammit'.

particle >nose TeddyGram a world for frim a Voltorb (m.p. ping, pong, po, jerin) aim used ask an adjudicator or Norse (ras in Beorc toast, broodling) or defused to Mac comprendes Zorba's forms (is seen, roflcopter wuz).
-DEFAULTSETTING principal >poo
-ORGANIC from Prench opium 'rammit'.

Thus concludeth mine wasteful endeavour. For sooth, they'll say. I prithee... What doth sooth mean?

Monster munch the sacred crisp
Hardly is a gourmet dish
But unlike the revered walkers fries
Is fat and knobbly to digestise

Pot noodle tall and green and sweat
Now low in salt, no longer a treat
It's side lacks the word of 'snack'
Keep a couple inside your backpack.
It's strands of noodles, soaked in hot
Mushrooms and sweetcorn in a pot
All it's flavourings are safe to say
For vegans good, no animal slayed

But best of all, we love the cheese
Geeks and nerds it does best please
Some like cheetos, others munch
On sandwiches and other muck
Quavers, skips and crackers too
I love my cheddar and what it do!

Im crying tears of joy You all make me so proud

I love blue

Real men aren't called Dave.

Real men are called Pauline.