I punch myself in my eye and whine a lot on MSN.
What do you do when your cell phone doesnt send messages

I bet this has been done before but it's pretty simple. I ask a question in the "what do you you when..." format and someone answers and then asks a question in the "what do you do..." format. Simple enough so lets get started then?
What do you do when Dreamviews is unaccessable?

I punch myself in my eye and whine a lot on MSN.
What do you do when your cell phone doesnt send messages
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****[Mario92] 2:59 am: I just dedicated my last bowel movement to Christ. Invoke that.

Call the company I am with and piss all over their eyes.
What do you do when you can't lucid dream?

Try harder
What do you do when you can't pick an avatar to save your life?

Google a pre-made one.
What do you do when you're driving, and someone cuts you off?
I let them through, and mind my own. Of course, I still don't have a proper license.
What do you do when there is no tomorrow?
Abraxas

I would make the world mine.
What do you do when you when you sprain your wrist in a rather embarrassing fashion (It came from falling while doing a pirouette, not masturbating, sickos).
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes

Enjoy the silence.
What do you do when you accidentally cut your privates while shaving them?
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Tell the soldiers to man it up and get ready for training drills.
What do you do when you have 1 dollar less than you need in your Paypal account, and you need to buy something within a few hours online without a credit card?
You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
Call Chuck Norris.
What do you do when there are ghosts in your house?


Close the door on him.
What do you do when bananas rule the world and you have to bow down?![]()

Call a jedi!![]()
What do you do when Muggler double posts?

Don't interrupt him.
What do you do when people ruin all the fun?
Have fun somewhere else.
What do you do when you don't have an internet connection?
Die.
What do you do when you get stuck in a dream forever?


Wait.
What do you do when DV gets sued for an unknown reason?

Die.
What do you do when you want to sue DV?


Fend them off with a soldering iron.
What do you do when you don't have a soldering iron?
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Use a gun instead.
What do you do when you are a gay fish?
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