Thread: What would your parents do if they found porn on your computer?

My parents won't find porn on my computer.

I'm just too slick.

lol

Because I have a few pictures under my matress, and a DVD hidden in the Lion King case

Lol what deniers, my mom has found my older brother looking at porn a few times, she banned him from the computer, so I'd probably not be allowed to use the computer for along time, the reason she says is she doesn't want that garbage on our computer (the whole family owns all 3 of the computers).

And honestly I really don't look at porn on a computer simply because the computers are out in the open and my parents and twin bro are always home.

www.ironhymen.com

'nuff said.

they would probably do this >

I don't have porn on my computer. I just occasionally (maybe once every few months) watch it on the internet. If I got caught however, I'd get the massive lecture, and I'd lose my computer for at least a month or two.

I have porn on my computer, my parents know, and they don't give a fuck. Lucky me. I myself understand that it is degrading to women and probably abusive in industry, so I try to keep my porn as animated as possible.

My dad found porn on the computer, I told him I didn't do it =).

My brother has found straight porn on my computer, I told him also that I didn't do it.

My mother found porn on the computer, I told her I didn't do it.


Whats fun is that they all know I really did it, but only my brother calls me out on it. My mom and dad are just like...er ok.

LOL.

But that was like in middle school.

But it is my own fault...I don't close the windows or delete the history -D.

Actually, you need to define porn. I don't think any of them have found naked people on the computer, just half naked people.

I get mine from my parents O_o

My step Dad refers to them as 'golf games' and my Mum still hasn't realised, even though I don't like golf lol

And I find it funny how the quotes in the original thread all talk about the 'women' shouldn't have to do it... What about the men in them? lol

Women are not forced into it, they choose to do it!

if they found it i deserve any like of punishment( not that i'd get one), i mean my mum is computer illiterate and since now i have my own PC in my room which she doesn't use unless i left a window open with it on she wouldn't find it. If i download any porn i just put it in random folders, say any random game/program in program files say like if i had Halo on my PC it might go: Halo\data(assuming that is a genuine folder)\cache(say again genuine)\apps(that will be fake)\PORN IS HERE.

lol and for some reason firefox doesn't seem to record my browsing history, not sure why since i didn't even turn it off i think..maybe i did lol.

But anyway if my mum found it i doubt she'd mention it, she'd probably be embarassed and leave it, if not i'd just say " 17..have some porn..go figure". Anyway she knows i probably watch some since she'd always telling me about my uncle and the fact she caught him with some porno mags when they were kids(she's his big sister) and thought it was funny.

I got caught when I was 13 in the act of watching it. I was grounded for 5 weeks and got lectured by my dad, mom, and the pastor. Needless to say, I've updated my techniques.

Originally Posted by cuddleyperson

if they found it i deserve any like of punishment( not that i'd get one), i mean my mum is computer illiterate and since now i have my own PC in my room which she doesn't use unless i left a window open with it on she wouldn't find it. If i download any porn i just put it in random folders, say any random game/program in program files say like if i had Halo on my PC it might go: Halo\data(assuming that is a genuine folder)\cache(say again genuine)\apps(that will be fake)\PORN IS HERE.

lol and for some reason firefox doesn't seem to record my browsing history, not sure why since i didn't even turn it off i think..maybe i did lol.

But anyway if my mum found it i doubt she'd mention it, she'd probably be embarassed and leave it, if not i'd just say " 17..have some porn..go figure". Anyway she knows i probably watch some since she'd always telling me about my uncle and the fact she caught him with some porno mags when they were kids(she's his big sister) and thought it was funny.

I do that so that when people use my computer they can't find it. Sadly it always appears in the "recent documents" thing.

Another techinque you can use is to hide it in plain sight.



To unhide it just go to the folder that the folder is in, then click hide, apply, then click it again to un apply it, it will undo all folders/subfolders.

Originally Posted by Adam

I get mine from my parents O_o

My step Dad refers to them as 'golf games' and my Mum still hasn't realised, even though I don't like golf lol

Your relationship with your step-father is fraught with Freudian tension.

Fix it. Fast.

Originally Posted by Adam

I get mine from my parents O_o

My step Dad refers to them as 'golf games' and my Mum still hasn't realised, even though I don't like golf lol

Lol!

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

lol

Because I have a few pictures under my matress, and a DVD hidden in the Lion King case

Hide it better, Lion King is a rewacthable movie, put the dvd in like National Treasure movie. Damn you Nicholas Cage. Damn you.

Originally Posted by Idolfan

I have porn on my computer, my parents know, and they don't give a fuck. Lucky me. I myself understand that it is degrading to women and probably abusive in industry, so I try to keep my porn as animated as possible.

Yea, animated pwns, cause real life sucks.

Originally Posted by Sandform

I do that so that when people use my computer they can't find it. Sadly it always appears in the "recent documents" thing.

Another techinque you can use is to hide it in plain sight.

To unhide it just go to the folder that the folder is in, then click hide, apply, then click it again to un apply it, it will undo all folders/subfolders.

Like your pic folder. Awesome folder is awesome. 0.o

Im pretty sure they would ignore it. Hell when I was 8 I was looking at porn, in the family room on the computer while my dad was wacthing tv. I thought I was being sneaky because of the minimize button, but theres no way they could miss all those falshy neon colors. I was, errr am, a pretty messed up kid, they probaly wouldnt be too surprised.

Originally Posted by Sandform

I do that so that when people use my computer they can't find it. Sadly it always appears in the "recent documents" thing.

Another techinque you can use is to hide it in plain sight.



To unhide it just go to the folder that the folder is in, then click hide, apply, then click it again to un apply it, it will undo all folders/subfolders.

I usually just burn it on a DVD or something. It is alot easier to hide.

I just got slapped when she read the history "naked blonde chicks fucking" when i was right there. from now on playboy is my friend.

Originally Posted by Soldier

I just got slapped when she read the history "naked blonde chicks fucking" when i was right there. from now on playboy is my friend.

LMAO! Hey, it could have been worse, it could of been something not normal. Something so not normal 0.o

lol. Let's hear some examlpes!

Originally Posted by Adam

And I find it funny how the quotes in the original thread all talk about the 'women' shouldn't have to do it... What about the men in them? lol

Women are not forced into it, they choose to do it!

It's not that. It's what happens to the women in some porn.

Originally Posted by CatBus

I got caught when I was 13 in the act of watching it. I was grounded for 5 weeks and got lectured by my dad, mom, and the pastor. Needless to say, I've updated my techniques.

LOL!! The pastor! Oh, I wish I could have seen that.

My mom has caught me, and my dad caught me *ahem* cleaning up from a session. The latter was much more traumatic.

Both of them started to pray and shit, telling me about how "these are Natural Bodily Desires Given to us by God but if you act on them, than they are sins".
They didn't seem to see the irony in that statement.

And now they won't find it, because I use hidden folders and YouPorn & TNAFlix.

Oh, and one time I had a Penthouse with me at a youth group meeting in a church(it was in my backpack and I had to go right after school).. I got stoned on the way there and I got mad horny like halfway through the service and I beat it in the bathroom like 30 yards from 50+ Jesus freaks.



This thread reminded me how much I love porn.

I'll see you guys later.

They would probably congratulate me for being less uptight.

My mom has, she walked into the room just as I was closing the window.
She stared at me really hard for, like a minute, then she left.

I tried to convince myself that it could've been that she just saw something on the computer that I closed really quickly when she came into the room.

...she knew though.