Thread: What's your 'kinesis?

Originally posted by Ex Nine
Chromokinesis - the ability to change the color of anything merely by believing in it.

Beware. Scientific investigation of the phenomena, as recounted by Douglas Adams in his nonfiction research novel, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, has confirmed menacing effects with the color pink.

I don't think I have one.....

Create one! There's still room for originality left in magic, you know.


Fibrebundlekinesis - the ability to wrap one's self amazingly well in blankets.

Bitchslapakinesis - remote bitchslapping. As soon as I perfect that one, a WHOLE BUNCH of people are in SERIOUS trouble.

I'm working on being able to apply it by IP address.

kissmyassakinesis - the ability let people know what I think about them, with just a look.

Originally posted by Ex Nine
Create one! There's still room for originality left in magic, you know.


Fibrebundlekinesis - the ability to wrap one's self amazingly well in blankets.

Okay...I gotcha..here is one I totally made up, but my boss believes it!!
Electricalkinesis: the ability to absorb electricity from other appliances, then use it to either shock other people, or to power up batteries on your CD player!

veritakinesis: the ability to make the people you come in contact with tell the truth.

That sure would make parts of my life a whole lot simpler.

badgradeskinesis - wel... i don't want to talk about it

emergingrectumkinesis- I bring out the asshole in everyone I meet
and it's close relative urinoejectia- I usually end up pissed off.

Camokinesis - The ability to adapt and blend in, damn near anywhere I go.

Awekinesis - The ability to blow muhfuckaz minds at any given time.

Charismakinesis - The ability to create intrigue and draw friendship from just about anyone.

Charactokinesis - The ability to read peoples' persona fairly well after a short period of time.

Multimediokinesis - The ability to excell in arts of many mediums with relatively minimal difficulty.

Selfinducedantikinesis - the ability to convince myself that -kinesis does not exist.

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Selfinducedantikinesis - the ability to convince myself that -kinesis does not exist.

*slapsyouwithmonitorkinesis*

uberarsekinesis: the ability to continuously have a fat ass

Originally posted by CFTraveler+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CFTraveler)</div>

emergingrectumkinesis- *I bring out the asshole in everyone I meet
and it's close relative urinoejectia- I usually end up pissed off. [/b]

LMFAO!

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badgradeskinesis - wel... i don't want to talk about it

but me still wuvs youuuu

chickenpotpieakinesis- The ability to unconditionally love chicken pot pies

Originally posted by OBE

but me still wuvs youuuu

yay



attractkimpossiblessmartnessandallknowingnessbythe bullshitoftheprickcryodragoonkinesis
<- also see: "useless facts"

Humorcranialkenesis : the ability to draw uncomfortable attention to my depraved
sense of humor by saying things out loud that were really only acceptable in my head.

How about messing w/these 3
Guesswizardkinesis: The ability to do excellently at games like Card Concentration, Lottery Bingo, etc. Being able to answer unasked questions, & guessing stuff 17 hours max ahead of time! Being at least 75% correct on all this!
Telephonekinesis: The ability to communicate w/someone w/o even moving either your hands, or opening your fat mouth!
Heatballkinesis: The ability to make heat in your hands & throw it at people in the form of an orb!

Originally posted by R.Carter
Humorcranialkenesis : the ability to draw uncomfortable attention to my depraved
sense of humor by saying things out loud that were really only acceptable in my head.

I'm familiar with that one. Here's another:

embarrassakenesis: The ability to single-handedly make oneself look like an utter fool

Mass Terba-Tes

The ability to find sexual innuendos in kids cartoons

sinnuendokinesis: the ability to find sexual innuendos in everything

Originally posted by kimpossible
Bitchslapakinesis - remote bitchslapping. As soon as I perfect that one, a WHOLE BUNCH of people are in SERIOUS trouble.

I'm working on being able to apply it by IP address.

Um...er...still working on mine! :sweat1: