Thread: Who Knows A Good Insult?

Call them a "Genetic mistake."

Call them an error, or tell them they have a face for radio. Yeah I know I suck.

Your momma is so fat, she can't even spell fat!

"May 1000 locusts infest your crotch."

If you are yelling some word that has nothing to do with the other person, it will might not be hurt. It is best to base the insult on a weak side of theirs; if it is fat for example, call it a fatass, lardass, tubby or anything else that has to do with their weight in an insulting manner.

Originally Posted by arby

"May 1000 locusts infest your crotch."[/b]

I hope no one ever says that to me.

You're momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to when she farts...

yo mama's so ugly, when robbers came she yelled "RAPE!" they yelled "HELL NO!"

Your momma is so dumb, she can't even fit through the door.

For some reason reason, this topic reminds of the following line from one of the best Westerns ever made: "Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!"

But anyway, "May your hair be replaced by a thousand striking vipers, your teeth become as barbs in your festered gums, your skin tormented by the pain of a million angered wasps, and your genitals be eaten slowly by maggots over the course of a hundred years' time." Is a good old-fashioned one...

The best insults are custom fitted for the person you are insulting. Note any annoying qualities or features that they are likely to be self-conscious about and exploit them. Of course if you are just joking around with them something like this would be more fun.

You: so how is that test in history?

Victim: oh it's real long and hard.

You: that's what your mom said last night.

Originally Posted by Led

You: that's what your mom said last night.[/b]

Too long, "That's what she said" usually works better, and requires the same amount of wit (none).

"That's what she said."
"HAH! I don't get it..."
"Grapes. Seductive."

Originally Posted by MSG

Too long, "That's what she said" usually works better, and requires the same amount of wit (none).[/b]

yes, but that is for a mutual laugh. It has no insulting value (although it can in some situations)

Michael Scott - Regional Manager for Dunder Mifflan.

Your mom sucks...sometimes... my dick

Not me, btw

^^^^^

Originally Posted by MSG

Not me, btw[/b]

your mom is such a whore she’ll go down for fewer logical reasons than WTC 7.

Say, "Your mother is so fat, when she puts on a red dress all the kids yell, 'Hey, Kool-Aid!'" Then he will say some mother stuff. After a few mother exchanges, say, "Let's get off the mothers. I just got off yours." If somebody uses that line on you, say, "I just got yours off."

"I hear your dog bangs your mother even better than you do."

"Does your mother sell potato chips? The other day, I saw her holding a sign that says, 'Lay's... $10.'"

If you are called a "mother fucker", say, "Then get your mother off the streets."

(the memories of junior high...)

Clever

Does your mom still charge a nickel for a blowjob, or has it been a dime ever since I kicked her teeth out?

Originally Posted by Replicon

Does your mom still charge a nickel for a blowjob, or has it been a dime ever since I kicked her teeth out?[/b]

I like that one, but seems impractical, hard to say on the spot,

You could say : I gave your bitch a treat last night, and she loved it!

butthat's also impractical....oh well

The F-word:

Jew.