Thread: would you rather

be loved and not love. Then I still get sex!

Eat a cat or eat a dog?

Eat a small dog. A cat would scratch.
Would you rather:
Have sex with ugly people
Never have sex

I'd rather be asked a question.

Would you rather suffer and know the truth or live luxuriously and live a lie?

Why would I want to suffer? Live luxoriously, for sure.

Would you rather be banned from the forum or the chat?

The Chat; I don't use it.



Would you rather lose 2 toes on your left foot and 2 on your right?
Or both thumbs?

My toes.

To be or not to be. That is the question.

I'd say toes, but I know that with even one missing your balance is offset significantly.

That said, I'll choose toes.

Would you rather have my avatar or Elis D.'s?

Elis'. You're sucks.

Would you rather banhammer people or delete/change their posts?

Change posts... much more fun than a simple ban stroke.

Would you rather be banned or have me personally rewrite every one of your posts?

If you rewrote them accurately, you could rewrite them. If not, I'd take a ban. Better to be remembered for who you are, if you get remembered at all.

Death by drowning, or being burned alive?

Neither?

God those would both suck... I'd say burning, I guess.



Life in a max. security prison or Rosie O'Donnel's sex slave?

Sex slave, you could secretly slip her weight loss tablets over time

More sleep time then you spend awake or more time awake then sleeping.

I love sleeping and dreaming, and always wish I could do it more, so more sleep time than awake!


Would you rather not dream at all, or not have sex?

Not dream at all, dream sex im guessing wouldn't do it for me.

Eat 1kg of shit, or drink 1 litre of piss.

Hehe...f***** the next person now haven't i?

Piss... it's technically sterile and you won't get (as?) sick.

Michael Jackson or the planet of the apes chick

you never specified human or ape chick...but to be fair ill assume you meant the ape chick...

So yes. I would much rather the female ape, then michael jackson

Die in a car accident, or die in a plane crash

Plane crash - much more dramatic and colorful.

Die spontaneously, or know exactly when you're going to die? It happens at the same time, but one way you know, one way you don't.

Die spontaneously

would you rather be lost in the dessert or in the artic

Desert. At least I could wander around naked.

Would you rather wear the same underwear every day for six months; or

Watch an hour of Teletubbies every day for six months?

Originally Posted by skysaw

Desert. At least I could wander around naked.

Would you rather wear the same underwear every day for six months; or

Watch an hour of Teletubbies every day for six months?

Teletubbies. They're not that bad. Just try and re-dub the show in your head to make it more interesting.

Would you rather lose your sense of taste, or sense of touch?

Taste. If I lost my sense of touch, i'd be more prone to getting injured. At least without taste I wouldn't have preferences for foods anymore, so drinking things like ONLY water wouldn't make a difference to me. No more soda

Here's a toughie. Lose your sight, or lose your hearing? CHOOSE WISELY!

I'd say hearing. Although it would be evil to not hear the world and all it's sounds, I think seeing is by far better. Being blind would make me panic and feel trapped.

Either way you get a lab from it

EDIT: Crap I noticed I didn't leave a question:

Would you rather feel dead inside however be a celebrity with money however have fake relationships with everyone, leaving you to grow old and lonely with loads of divorces.

Have little amounts of money with not many people knowing of who you are however have the most amazing friends you could ask for.

Little amounts of money with best friends. It's basically how i am now i have little money in my bank account, and have some awesome friends.

Have all the money in the world, only to die 3 days later, or no money but be able to live the rest of your life happily.

Thats easy... It's pretty cool... it looks like that guy has a screen for a face!


would you rather have pizza every day for the rest of your life or never eat pizza again?