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Thread: Yo Mama! Jokes Competition!
- 10-25-2008 02:21 PM #1Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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Yo Mama! Jokes Competition! Similar to the rap battle thread. Except here, you engage a person in a yo mama joke duel.
(No one should take it personally, remember we don't know each others mama's!!!)- You are limited to ONE yo mama joke per post
- Competition is turn based
- Best 2/3 rounds wins
A round is where two face off, person (A) posts a yo mama joke and person (B) posts one back. That is equivalent to one round
- Winner is decided upon by an unbiased spectator
- Engage anyone you'd like
- No jokes from past battles may be repeated, stay current!
- You may find the jokes online if you'd like but original shows creativity
Commence the yo mama jokes!
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Round 1 - Open match to anyone.
Yo mama so ugly...minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
- 10-25-2008 02:27 PM #2When the ink runs out...
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- 10-25-2008 02:28 PM #3Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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Round 2
Oh you're going down Kush!
Your momma is so fat, the time it takes her to turn around it's her birthday again!
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you took this thread from teh show "Jo Momma" correct?
The important things in life include Dodd, the vancouver canucks, my home and native land and of course the beloved lions.
- 10-25-2008 02:36 PM #5When the ink runs out...
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Yo mama so ugly, she hasn't seen her reflection in 20 years!
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Yo mama so fat took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
(Bah.. Best one i remembered :p)LD's: 13
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- 10-25-2008 02:52 PM #7Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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Round 3
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed 
Yo momma's teeth have a gap in them so wide, Terrel Owens can easily kick a field goal between them!
- 10-25-2008 02:53 PM #8When the ink runs out...
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Yo mama stinks so bad, the dump ran away!
- 10-25-2008 02:59 PM #9"O" will suffice.
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Kush won the first two rounds. Jeff got the last one.
Me Next!
Hey Kush! Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco!"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams."
Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-25-2008 03:03 PM #10Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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- 10-25-2008 03:03 PM #11never better
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I shall vote...
Round 1 goes to: Jeff777
Round 2 goes to: Kushna Mufeed
Round 3 goes to: Jeff777
Jeff is winnar
I'm open for a competition...
To anyone: Yo’ Momma’s so old, she was the waitress at the Last SupperLet's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
Your heart isn't keeping a beat, it's counting down
- 10-25-2008 03:05 PM #12When the ink runs out...
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Yo mama so dumb, she didn't know what to do with that link. Originally Posted by Oneironaut
- 10-25-2008 03:07 PM #13"O" will suffice.
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Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead! Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-25-2008 03:26 PM #14When the ink runs out...
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Yo mama so frail, she tried to open the fridge and her arm snapped off!
- 10-25-2008 03:27 PM #15"O" will suffice.
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Yo momma so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-25-2008 03:33 PM #16When the ink runs out...
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Yo mama so naive that she thinks the world revolves around her and she's so fat that she's right!
[That doesn't count as 2, does it?]
- 10-25-2008 03:34 PM #17"O" will suffice.
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Nah. Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed 
"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-25-2008 03:38 PM #18never better
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Kushna took all 3!
(I'd heard all of Oneiro's before too, and originality helps)
Here's a chance to redeem yourself...
Hey, Oneironaut! Yo’ Momma’s so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper!Last edited by Bearsy; 10-25-2008 at 03:42 PM.
Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
Your heart isn't keeping a beat, it's counting down
- 10-25-2008 03:48 PM #19"O" will suffice.
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Yea?? Well yo momma is so degenerate, she's voting for McCain this November!! Originally Posted by Elis D. "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-25-2008 03:50 PM #20When the ink runs out...
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Yeah, I'm just coming up with these off the top of my head. Originally Posted by Elis D.
- 10-25-2008 03:52 PM #21never better
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(Sadly it's true Originally Posted by Oneironaut Yea?? Well yo momma is so degenerate, she's voting for McCain this November!!
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Your mama is so frigid, her vagina dispenses ice cubes.Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
Your heart isn't keeping a beat, it's counting down
- 10-25-2008 03:56 PM #22"O" will suffice.
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Yo momma is so loose, she doubles as a body bag!
"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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Your mother is worshipped by a multitude of Indian people, because to them, cows are sacred.
Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
Your heart isn't keeping a beat, it's counting down
- 10-25-2008 04:06 PM #24"O" will suffice.
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Yo momma is so hairy she shaves with a radial arm saw!
"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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Here's an open challenge to someone!
Yo momma's so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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