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Thread: Your Funniest Chat Up Lines.
- 09-05-2006 05:35 PM #1Back by Unpopular Demand
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I thought I'd make a topic on weird chat up lines that you lads or even ladies have used. Basically a topic for all the corny one liners that probably got you slapped in the face
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
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- 09-05-2006 05:50 PM #2Member Achievements:
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you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!
- 09-05-2006 05:52 PM #3Badass Member
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You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
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- 09-05-2006 06:00 PM #4Colloquial Achievements:
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Do yew believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again!? :D
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Say, what's your position on breast implants?
- 09-05-2006 06:11 PM #6Badass Member
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Originally Posted by FreshBrains 
Yeah, that's the best one so far.
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- 09-05-2006 06:11 PM #7Member
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For the record, I've never actually used that..... although it could get me some money in a bet one day.
- 09-06-2006 02:29 PM #8Banned
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When a hot girl is leaving:
I hate to see you leave, but I love to see you go..
- 09-06-2006 02:46 PM #9Member
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hello
- 09-06-2006 03:06 PM #10Jesus of DV Achievements:
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probly the worst thing i ever done was walk up to a girl and hand her a conom with my # on it nad whispered in her ear "call me when you want to use this" and then walk away.
it's a one way ticket to a slap in the face!!!!!The Best of my dream journal
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- 09-06-2006 03:09 PM #11Badass Member
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How about;
"Oi! yeah, you. get your fat ass over here you fucking slag, and suck my dick."
Sound good?
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- 09-06-2006 04:20 PM #12Back by Unpopular Demand
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Umm I guess some girl might like that Originally Posted by badassbob 
NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars. Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
- 09-07-2006 03:13 AM #13FBI agent Achievements:
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nice shoes........
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Originally Posted by badassbob
slag? is that like slut? i like the sound of slag i gotta remember that
am i dreaming?
- 11-29-2006 08:27 PM #15Member
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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- 11-29-2006 11:41 PM #16Member
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I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
- 11-30-2006 08:15 AM #17Member
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
- 11-30-2006 09:23 AM #18Back by Unpopular Demand
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I don't even remember making this?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! (I doubt this one will be successful
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NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars. Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
- 11-30-2006 06:14 PM #19Mind Tinker
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Hand me a map becuase im lost in your eyes.
i think i dropped a m&m in your cleavage, here let me get it. (might get you a kick in the balls BEWARE)
Im sorry they are so corny, i cant think of many others right nowRaised by: Gothlark, Sythix, KuRoSaKi.
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Hey baby, I'm from outta town so if you sleep with me......no one would ever know.
Wait a minute can I see your tag on the back of your shirt? Ahhh it does say you're made in heaven.
Sometimes I like it when it rains.......than no one can tell that I am crying.
I play broccoli with checkers every night.
- 12-02-2007 06:44 PM #21^_^
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But.... Originally Posted by Infinityecho
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have got FINE *snaps fingers* written all over you, baby!
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Hey baby, lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Yeah Bay bee!
I play broccoli with checkers every night.
- 12-02-2007 07:10 PM #2256
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Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special!
"It was a dream! Can you control what you dream about, Hermione?" -HP7-9 Tasks-
- 12-02-2007 07:38 PM #23Momentum Achievements:
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Was your father a terrorist? Coz your a BOMB!
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
And this is a ridiculously corny line used on me once, I almost fell over laughing at the stupidity:
Hey you! You make me cry. You make me cry because your ass is like an onion!
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You look alot like my next girlfriend
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Guy: Hey baby, do you wash your pants with windex?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I can see myself in them.
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A couple I posted in another topic awhile back:
"I noticed you noticing me, and noticed just how noticeable you were. Notice my use of the word 'notice', because this is a notice of my love towards you."
"I'm handsome, charming, and full of crap. You're gorgeous, single, and about to beat the crap outta me. We could be a perfect couple..."
"'My Killian's saw your Miller looking lonely, so I thought I'd introduce them.' Is that not the lamest pick-up line you've ever heard? Let me buy you a beer, while I tell you more."
"Be my huckleberry?"
And more:
"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" ("Um...I don't even know you...") "Well then we'd better work on that! I'm Josh..."
"You look like you need a man tonight. I might know where you could find one, but he won't be cheap."
"Ever have so many orgasms in a row that you pass out from sheer pleasure? Me neither, but I'm up for it if you are..."
[In a low whisper, while handing her your room key:] "Meet me upstairs at midnight. Bring lots of Cool Whip and a pound of strawberries."
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