Thread: Visually Challenged People And Toilet Roll

I've never been done in three wipes. I guess I'd check by smelling...

well i would hope you wouldnt have to see either, but if thats the case then to be a fly on the wall of your bathroom would make for alot of embarassing jokes on your part...



Fly 1: Haha!! this guy again. 5 bucks says he ducks down far enough to see what he ate a few hours ago...

Fly 2: Right... your on...

*The flys watch anxiously*

Fly 1: Bingo!!

Fly 2: Ahh your kidding me! *Hands fly one some money*

Maybe they just have their guide dog smell it

LOL. Why is this in the philosohpy forum?

Because it is a mystery of life

they have a personal ass-istant
or maybe a boday or whatever the thing is that attaches to your toilet...... i belive we are talking about this..

How is it a mystery of life when all you have to do is ask a blind person?
I don't know, maybe they have E-aSs-P.
dumb joke

Originally Posted by tiddlywink101

Because it is a mystery of life
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hahaha oh shit. too damn funny, but indeed a good question. Not very deep but still a mistery indeed
Perhaps they just Whipe their blind asses using up an entire Toilet roll JUST to be sure But really I don't know. Hey someone go fiend a Blind friend or Aqaintance and ask him or her: ''Hey man Me and Forum mates were wondering: How do you know when to stop whiping your ass when you're taking a dump?'' Hehe would make for quite a conversation I suppose. I guess it's the only way to find out

Guys, I want you to do this for a week:

Close your eyes everytime you take a dump. Don't look while you wipe, in fact don't open your eyes until you have pulled up your pants.

I bet by the end of the week you will be able to tell just by the feel of the toilet paper on your rectum.

DO IT! come on someone DO IT!

Originally Posted by Seeker

Guys, I want you to do this for a week:

Close your eyes everytime you take a dump. Don't look while you wipe, in fact don't open your eyes until you have pulled up your pants.

I bet by the end of the week you will be able to tell just by the feel of the toilet paper on your rectum.

DO IT! come on someone DO IT!
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I bet I could do that. It should be easy for me because either a need a LOT of wipes, or most of the time I only need 1 or 2 wipes.

I can't believe that we are discussing this.

Even more challenging:

Wipe your arse with your left hand.

Muslims have to!

Wipe your arse with your left hand.[/b]

What if you are left handed, moron?

Originally Posted by tiddlywink101

What if you are left handed, moron?
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What, you can't work it out? Use your right, Tiddly.

What if you use your right hand for stuff like writing, and you use your left hand for stuff like throwing?

What hand do I use

They probably get into a routine. They learn the effects that different foods have on them, and make note of how much toilet paper is required for each food combination? ...Mabye not

Originally Posted by Seeker

Guys, I want you to do this for a week:

Close your eyes everytime you take a dump. Don't look while you wipe, in fact don't open your eyes until you have pulled up your pants.

I bet by the end of the week you will be able to tell just by the feel of the toilet paper on your rectum.

DO IT! come on someone DO IT!
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you should make it into a lucid task

I am right handed

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

you should make it into a lucid task
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Ha ha! YES! That's awesome. You guys are hilarious. I bet a lot of interesting stories would come from that as a lucid task. Poo is just fascinating in general, it should totally be a task.

I don't think anyone has tried going to the shitter in a dream

I think blind people just do it extensive.

And unless they have clog mixed with diarreha, they would never need more then 10 sheets.

Originally Posted by tiddlywink101

I don't think anyone has tried going to the shitter in a dream
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Actually, now that I think about it, maybe that woulnd't end up going so well. What if you actually end up doing it in real life?

Originally Posted by kichu

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe that woulnd't end up going so well. What if you actually end up doing it in real life?
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Yeah, has anyone ever had one of those dreams where you dream of taking a wizz, and do it for real? Maybe it's just me.

Just to clarify, I meant as a little kid!

Originally Posted by badassbob

Yeah, has anyone ever had one of those dreams where you dream of taking a wizz, and do it for real? Maybe it's just me.

Just to clarify, I meant as a little kid!
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It's never happened to me, but I've ALWAYS been paranoid about it. I remembered that and that's why I thought twice about doing a #2 in a dream. That would be SO MUCH WORSE.