"667 Neighbor of the Beast"

**O'nus** · 01-12-2004 02:36 AM

Neighbor of the Beast

She was a little doll
The rainbow in one eye
And the other bluer than the bluest sky
This fairy took a stroll among the strawberries
To have some breakfast with her fellow fairies.

Some rose petals too
And a drop of morning dew
That'll do

She contemplated
Slightly irritated
About her frustration
Towards creation

Being ethereal
Could drive her hysterical
Particularly since she has a physical appetite

Then this punk came by
And she said, "Hi"

His "nilnaer" stood upright
And shaded his eyes
Against light
The pins piercing his skin
Expressed the state he was in

But something was very alive
In his pants
And he took it out
With both hands

"Well I'll fuck you fairy." He said.
"Right here in the fuckin' strawberry bed."
"Lick my dick!" He insisted.

Her ethereal mind
Was totally twisted
Right out of her head

"Oh, good golly! I'm getting ---- wet."
"But, is this all I'm gonna get?"
"Hardly more than a drop of morning dew."
"I didn't really come, how about you?"

But the punk was on his way
And in the fairy forest
The fairy had to stay

And like many of us
With herself she had to play
For the remainder of this,
Exciting, wonderful, this very day

* KMFDM "Xtort" *

**icedawg** · 01-12-2004 11:01 AM

Originally posted by O'nus
Neighbor of the Beast

hrm. they use that as a quote in Max Payne 2 (video game). "the code is 667. You know, the neighbour of the beast."

**Kaniaz** · 01-12-2004 11:03 AM

WARNING: Do not recite the above poem to your kids. It's the best peice of advice you'll ever receive.

**nerve** · 01-12-2004 11:38 AM

I think "

" is appropriate.

actually it reminds me of JoJ lyrics or somthing...

**nightowl** · 01-12-2004 12:35 PM

**nerve** · 01-12-2004 12:38 PM

-.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of?

**jacobo** · 01-12-2004 05:16 PM

i love KMFDM.

**Aphius** · 01-12-2004 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
-.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of?

People are just trying to one-up you by using a face with bigger eyes.

**su-chan** · 01-12-2004 11:45 PM

Originally posted by Aphius+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aphius)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP

-.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of?

People are just trying to one-up you by using a face with bigger eyes.

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I say they're... compensating. ^_~

Very crazy poem, by the way. o_o I like.

**nightowl** · 01-13-2004 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
-.- why does everybody do that right after I use the shock face. is there some conspiracy against me that I'm unaware of?

LOL, I didnt want to copy you. Would you prefer me using this one

?

**WerBurN** · 01-13-2004 04:00 PM

rofl, awesome poem

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