Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Boring Movie, Rough Seas
I didn't go lucid last night, but I remember having a strange one. I went to a movie with my family, but found it so boring that I ended up reading a book. I then went to the restroom during it and did some kind of work, I'm not sure if it was programming, but it was something like that.

As I wondered back to the movie I found myself on a beach and in pretty rough seas. I think the sound of the noreaster entered in to create the roar of the waves. I ended up running into a cute brunette in a red bikini, but nothing happened. I don't remember the rest of the dream.

Boohoo Beth and Woof Woof Shioban
All I remember from last night are bits and pieces of my dream. I remember being at a party, not a college party, but more of a kids birthday party type situation and Beth was crying and I was trying to console her, but she wouldn't tell me what was wrong.

After that Sioban and I were playing with my dog Jordan and she was being goofy and kept acting like a dog.

Credit Card Unlock
I remember having to show someone how to get through a lock with a credit card and having to do it myself at least once, but I don't remember why.

Escher and Water Explosions
I didn't go lucid again, but at least i remember it fairly well. Because I had been up so long doing some architecture on Sketchup this seeped into my dreams and I distinctly remember building an Escher-type building similar to the one that I had done for class.

I think I woke up and the next part was another dream but I found myself in the building and some of my teachers in and friends were in it. I first found Dr Lee and touched her forehead only to see her explode in a spray of water. After the water was gone she reappeared. Next Heather found me and dragged me into a room where I found Shannon in bed. She was very sick so instead of blowing her up I decided to be nice and sat on the bed with her and tried to get her to take some medicine. I think this is when I woke up.

Breast Implants?
All I remember is that some flat girl wanted me to perform cosmetic surgery to give her bigger breast and we ended up making or out having sex.

Man, my reality checks must have been working overtime last night, I had two lucid dreams in a row and one of them included the lucid challenge.

Spotlight Vision

The first lucid was a false awakening. I don't remember what the dream sign was but I was very aware that I was dreaming from the start. I hopped out of bed and grabbed my video camera to try and record my dream. That didn't work, I didn't realize that then, I also don't own a video camera.

So I looked around and I noticed that it was dark so I conjured up my first real superpower. I had a type of spotlight vision that allowed me to light up a small area in front of me. The spotlight followed my eyesight. I tried to walk through my door, I don't remember if I succeeded or not, but soon enough I found myself downstairs to my apartment.

Spotlight vision:


I looked around with my spotlight vision, the camera was gone at this point. There was nothing exciting here so I opened the front door. All this time I was naked, but it didn't matter, I was asleep. I looked around at the sky, it was beautiful, there were more stars that I've ever seen before in reality.

I decided to try one of the dream challenges so I backed up and turned around and sure enough I bumped into the Easter Bunny. There were plastic and dyed eggs all around him. I went to pick him up, but as I touched him he turned into a stuffed animal and didn't do anything exciting. So I tossed him aside and decided to work my way up to the advanced challenge of merging with a tree. First I tried to merge with the door to my apartment, but simply kept bumping into it. I guess I need more practice. I then remember trying to spin to somewhere more exciting but the spinning brought me out of lucidity.

Cherrypicker
The second dream I recognized as a dream right away also. I was lowering myself on a cherrypicker to a hot blond girl that I wanted to have sex with. Unfortunately once I realized that I was dreaming I had a sort of a false awakening and things faded. They didn't fade all the way, I was half in that dream and half in my bed. I guess it was a half false awakening. I tried to get her to give me a blowjob, and she started, but faded away.

I'm not sure if the next part was still lucid or not, but I remember picking up the video camera and looking at it and the recorded dream. It showed me waking and then my eyes closing again as if I recorded my body laying in bed instead of the dream. I decided to write down the dream on the pad that I had next to my bed so I did. I woke up this morning and did the same thing since the writing didn't carry over to reality

Weird, I don't remember having a single dream last night. Maybe it was because I was drinking.

Again no recollection of a dream.

I'm going through a dry spell, I don't recall any dreams from last night. I hope this ends soon, I'm staring to sound like Alberto Gonzolez.

This time I remember having a dream, but I have no idea what it was about, maybe something later in the day will trigger it.

I think the problem that I've been having recently is that I've woken up and gone back to sleep. This morning I woke up, but before going back to sleep I wrote down parts of the my dream that I remember.

Gay, Straight, or Taken
Me and a girl were on a couch somewhere watching an episode of "Gay, Straight, or Taken," which I've never seen and the obviously gay man was disgusted when the woman took him to a female massage.

3rd Rock Bags
Then I remember seeing an episode of 3rd Rock from the sun, which I haven't seen in years and Dick was trying to fit a ton of groceries into two plastic bags to help the environment. They hurt his hands. Weird.

After a five day dry spell I finally had another lucid dream.

Molly's Dead, I'm in the Trees
I had two sets of dreams last night, the first was a little fuzzy but I remember that my golden retriever Molly had died and the lab Jordan was sad and cuddled up next to her body and licked it to keep it clean until we buried her. We were at the house that I grew up in. I also remember being in the canopy of a sequoia tree with the annoying student from my computer classes trying to convince us or himself of something that we already knew. Then I woke up and wrote it down.

Riot and Grandpa's House Lucid
After that I remember that I owned a new van and my family went to either a rock concert or a baseball game or something and a riot broke out. They got back to my van quickly, but I was trapped and had to climb my way down to the ground floor and back to the van where my grandfather had taken out the fold-out bed. I yelled at him to put it away and that we would sleep in the seats. I don't remember anything between then and getting to my grandfather's house.

At my grandfather's house I went out to my van to get something and as I was walking back I realized that I was dreaming because I didn't remember how we got to his house. The first thing I did was I remembered some advice from someone in this forum about flying so I jumped up in the air and attempted to swim through the air like water. I was mildly successful because I ended up about a foot or two from the ground. I backstroked around the red station wagon that we had when I was a kid.

As I rolled over I swam up the driveway and did something with a car that was coming up the road. I don't remember what I did, but I knew that it was dangerous and fun. Then I decided to try for the advanced lucid challenge so I walked into a the tree on the right hand side of my grandfather's driveway. I just bumped into it.

I wanted to "fly" again so I let myself fall backwards and closed my eyes. Sure enough the air caught me like water would. I was never able to get more than a foot off of the ground, but it was still fun. I stood up, wanting to fly higher so I ran through the garage as I felt myself loosing the dream ran off the edge of the concrete, which I made about four feet above the grass and jumped. I just fell onto the ground.

I gave up and tried to find someone or conjure up someone to have sex with, but I couldn't. The dream faded away and I was going to spin, but was now in my bed and lost my lucidity with a false awakening. While I thought I was awake I wrote the lucid dream down and looked for the paper that I wrote the first dream on but couldn't find it. I asked my roommate but he didn't know what happened to it either.

Scrubs Cat Fight
I was working in the Scrubs hospital and Doctor Cox was in trouble for something, I don't remember what, but I want to say sexual harassment. I was JD and trying to get him to understand what he did. Then we went to a coffee shop with a girl that I don't think I knew, she was suffering from depression and Dr Cox's ex-wife. The depressed girl played video games the whole time and then wrestled Jordan for more change. I think then we went back to the hospital.

Fooling Around With Kait
After that I pulled my car into Carousel where I guess it was my first day back to work and Kaitlyn spotted me and ran up to hug me and wanted me to kiss her cheek after two tried I finally ended up kissing her lips and she let me do it a few more times before setting down with me and watching television in my Bard apartment. She sat in from of my while I gave her a message, but then was uncomfortable and told me that she wanted to sit on my exercise ball. I gave it to her and I laid down on the bed. She immediately joined me and we cuddled on the bed watching television. Oddly, I think it was Scrubs that we were watching.

Party and Playboy Reality Show
I was partying at Joes, but it wasn't Joe's house. I'm not sure where I was, but whenever we went outside we were outside the Honesdale YMCA. I was flirting with this girl, I don't know her in waking life, but I knew her in the dream. The party was fun, but basically turning into an orgy before they started to grill. From there the house turned into the Playboy Mansion and the party turned into some sort of reality show where they wanted to find the next centrefold.

An Indian girl who turned out to be a samurai expert was disqualified for accepting money for sex or drugs, I forget which. She comes back and pleads her case with full weaponry to intimidate them. They hear the case and decide to let her back in.

From there the mansion turned into a revolutionary war fort. Then I think I woke up.

I had a strange string of dreams that I don't really remember.

Peter Griffin
I was Peter Griffin from Family Guy for a while, but since I don't remember it I'm not taking off of my Do-To list.

Dream Levels
Then I had a dream character show me around levels of dreams. I don't remember the levels, I think it started at day dreams and the holy grail was the lucids.

Above Jane and Jacob
Then I had a dream that Jane and Jacob and I had lunch and I sat a level above them for some reason.

I'm Pitching
I also just remembered that I was a pitcher in a baseball game for some reason, but I can't remember chronologically when it happened.

Too bad you dont remember the details of the dream levels. I would have liked to hear more about those.

In the Ferns, Simpsons, and Scrubs
Strange series of events. Me and my family needed to find someone or something in a large building that was locked, but clues pointed us in another direction. There was a car in the parking lot whose front door was locked, but after a few moments I realized that the back doors were open so we all climbed inside.

We started driving through what appeared to be a dense forest of ferns almost before we found a set of golf clubs who belonged to the owner of the car. Me my brother and my father forgot about what were were supposed to be doing and argued about playing golf with my mother.

Then things shifted and I don't know what happened, but we were The Simpsons, I don't think I was one of the characters, just a viewer, but something was on fire in the Simpson home and Marge had gone to bed early because of something that they had to do in the morning. Principle Skinner and Mrs Krabapple were having dinner and then cleaning up after it.

After that I think I had a false awakening in which I wrote the dream down in detail, unfortunately I don't remember the details now. Then I was in the basement to my old house and was JD from Scrubs. Turk was sick and I told him that the only thing that I could give him was more of what he was already on. He told me that I should give him another drug. I don't know whether it was that he knew more than me, or that he was right, but it made me mad and I threw the medicine at him.

That's all that I remember.

Coming to America
My first dream I don't remember, but I must have woken up in the middle of the night and wrote it down. Eddy Murphy was there from "Coming to America," which I haven't seen in a very long time and he was holding a pencil or a water-bottle or something like one would hold an AK-47.

Extreme Rage
I also had a dream where I got really mad because my brother beat me in a video game in which he killed me with a chain-gun so I destroyed the little shed that we used to have at out old house. I calmed down after realizing that my gun was set to fire at half speed then I beat him.

Lucid Outside American Idol at Franklin
The next I remember very vividly. It was the first show of the new season of American Idol and I was one of the contestants. Gloria Gaynor was performing "I Will Survive," and as she finished she did a little crowd surfing and I ended up catching her.

The the whole group of us, including a much older lady started walking down a street on a nice sunny day. I remember her asking "What happened to your cranial epidermis?" which was weird, but she meant a sunburn on my neck. We were walking in front of the Franklin Science Centre at my school and for some reason the word "Dream" kept popping up so this reminded me to do a reality check. So I tried to put my hand through my other hand and failed then I looked up as a train went by overhead. "Everybody is looking at the train," I said. "Wait a minute, the grandma isn't looking at the train," I noticed the older woman just looking straight ahead.

I looked at the train again, the tracks were coming off of the roof of the Science Centre and just floating there, but that wasn't what made me realize that I was dreaming, it was the fact that nothing where they intersected was a right angle and the whole thing moved as if there were waves going in front of my vision.

I got all excited and started running towards Naugle, the opposite way that we were going, and jumping around. I did another check with my hands and I don't remember if they went through, but I have a feeling that they did because there was a white van parked in the parking lot and I remember saying "I'm going to go through the van," and I did. With no fear I clipped the corner of the van and walked right through it.

My Hands:


There were two maintenance guys walking away from it as I jumped and tried to swim through the air only to fall down again. I looked up for a moment and imagined the air's viscosity changing to that of water so I jumped up and tried to swim again. I did it, I breaststroked a stroke or two before I didn't need to anymore and just kept sailing up.

I saw the top of the rooftop, the train tracks were gone and I got about twice the height of the building before I got too excited and started to loose it. It tried to spin but turned in my bed instead.

Immediately after waking up I did a reality check, hoping that I was still dreaming, but it checked out so I leaned over and wrote it down. Now I can't sleep so I came to Dreamviews to record my 6th real lucid. I need practice at staying calm, but at least I got 2 new powers.

Need a New Car
I don't know why, maybe I wrecked my car, but my father was chasing after me in his car and I was driving some piece of junk. My dad kept beating up my car and telling me that I needed a new one. I told him that my uncle had one that I could have and he stopped chasing me. I went to see my grandfather who was in some kind of open escher style building and he told me that I was usually welcome there, but not now and I forget what happened next.

Fat Kid, Cheney, and Boston Creme Cake
The I was at what I believe was a birthday party for Beth Wulff and was talking to her for a while, but I forget what about. Then I walked away from her and down a flight of stairs where at the bottom for of my football buddies were playing video games. I didn't play with them, but sat down with them on the stairs and made fun of a fat kid that was to our right. He then kept spitting food on us and telling us how great Dick Cheney was. I shoved boston creme cake in his face.

John Stewart and Baseball
Then I remember John Stewart talking about bad reporting and the video clip showed a catcher trying to catch a pitch and another ball that had been thrown to him. Both of them bounced off of his glove. I'm not sure what that had to do with anything.

Mooney and Religion
The I was in doctor Mooney's class and he was explaining about how fast viruses mutate with a good host. Weird, he's a computer science professor. I asked him if they would mutate fast enough for us to see and finally show actual evolution to those creationist nuts, but there was some reason that we couldn't do that. Then for some reason we started to talk about the Passion of the X, which I've never seen.

Bethy
Lastly I met up with a good friend Beth Rikas and Bethy asked me about my hand again and I recounted the fight in the tournament that resulted in my broken thumb. I made sure that I mentioned that I got third and I don't remember much else, but we talked for a little while longer and I remember hugging her at one point, but not why. I had seen Bethy during the previous day which is why I think she seeped into my dream.

Run To Honesdale or Work?
I just remembered another one. I was running to Honesdale, I think for a training run, it was going to be able 18 miles but stopped in a van to pick something up, I forget what. Mark Depo and Amber were in it and when I grabbed whatever I wanted the van started to roll so they quickly pressed the brake since I hadn't noticed. I asked Mark if I had to work today because it might interfere with my run. He told me that he didn't know and that I should check anyway. I said that I would on the way back from my run, I must have lived in my old house because that was the direction I was coming from. I'm pretty sure that it was dark out.

No lucid dreams last night, I was up for a while because my roommate was being loud, I'm not sure why.

I remember three faint dreams.

Asians
I was either in Asia or surrounded by asian people for some reason. I think Jacob and Dr. Lee were there.

Jesse Scared Me
Jesse was in my room doing something with my computer. I didn't know it was him so tried to confront him, but sleep paralysis made me just flop over. We scared each other then he told me what he was doing, but I don't remember what it was.

Old Car
I remember being in my old car, but nothing else.

Underwaterfall Tigers
I found myself underwater, actually under a waterfall. The way the surface looked as the water splashed down onto it was gorgeous. As I walked under the river I saw horses swimming above me, the river must have been about fifteen feet deep or so. Then I noticed animals under the water, one was a tiger who was running towards me.

It attacked me and I batted it away before surfacing. The water was now only about three feet deep, the the tiger was still under the surface. The surface distorted my view so I wasn't entirely sure where it was. It attacked at lease once more and I batted it away.

The river was now an ocean, which was some sort of computer programming forum. I remember the mythbusters there with some experts in Java to prove that the Java virtual platform was vulnerable to specially crafted virii.

Sex and the City at the Fogg's
I'm not sure if this dream came before or after the other one but my mother, aunt Sue, the Fogg's and I were sitting around in the Fogg's living room and for some reason Sue was looking in a magazine and we were discussing Sex and the City.

She asked us who we thought had the most class. My mother and me both quickly answered Samantha, but then I changed my answer to Charlotte. I haven't seen Sex in the City in weeks.

Ice and Sex
All I remember is being back at a party at 202 Bard sucking on ice cubes and having sex with Lindsay.

Art Gallery Virgin
I had another dream, I'm not sure if it was during my normal sleeping or the nap that I just took, but I was in an art gallery and there was a Single's room that I wondered into to look at more paintings. A girl noticed me and told me that she wanted to have sex. I went in her little area where she had a number of Salvador Dali paintings and we started to make out. She told me that she was a virgin, but wanted to get fucked anyway. We went to find a room, but they were all full of other people having sex. I don't remember if we got to have sex or not.

Showing into Lucidity
Nuts. I was showing someone about lucid dreams and suddenly I realized that I was dreaming. Unfortunately I lost it immediately after realizing it. I stayed in the same dream, but the lucidity was gone. I struggled to get it back, but with no avail.

I tried to WILD last night after waking up around 2, but failed. Oh well, had strange ones anyway.

Aliens and Linds
I was at some sort of interstellar date auction with my friend Lindsey, who's a model. The aliens didn't like the way that she looked and she didn't get any bids so I sat with her to cheer her up and ended up going on a date with her after poking her nose a few times.

Work on the Stream, Cat
After that my old neighbour Bob left me a note to burn something. It turned out that he meant the trees and dam on the little stream that went behind his house. So we started to cut them down and pull the dam apart with a bunch of kittens running around. We had to be careful because we heard wolves so I went up on top of a rock to fight off a wolf.

I had a weapon, but I don't remember what it was, it was either a baton or a nunchaku, either way the wolf was persistent, but I eventually fought it off, or maybe it was my dog who chased it off, I remember them being there now too.

For some reason now I was dressed like a cat. I was still human and working on burning the trees down, but had a suit on as winds and lightning started to pick up. Everyone else took shelter, but I kept going until meteors started to fall. It was like something out of John's Revelation so I struggled to get back to the house and ended up in my old basement.