Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Wet Play
The first dream was like a school trip, seemingly for couples, but not exclusively. My date was just a friendly date between me and my new roommate, Becky. We were doubling with Kimmie and, I guess, her boyfriend. Meghan was also with us, but alone.

We were at the Scranton Cultural Centre for a play, but I had to take a piss so I went outside into the parking lot. I guess that I couldn’t find a men’s room inside and started to piss on somebody’s car. A man came walking towards me as I started to go, it turned out it was his car so I went to the next one and pissed like a race horse.

I went back inside, it must have been raining or something. My clothes were wet. As a bunch of rednecks walked by, talking about republicans, I took my three shirts off and tried to figure out the best way to wear them so that they would dry. My hippie poncho was on the outside, I put my Steamtown Marathon shirt inside, and I think the Christy Mathewson shirt was in the middle.

Vacation With Shannon
In the next dream I was in the Caribbean or Florida or something at a fancy resort with the girls. The lights were getting low so I picked up Shannon and told her that I was going to throw her in the pool. She had no objections so I carried her to the deepest spot, around 8 feet and jumped in with her still in my arms.

We went to the bottom and I let go of her and we both swam to the surface, which was more like thirty feet now. We made it up, out of breath, and I think that she was mad at me. Then we were going to dinner so I went to my room and they went to theirs and I came down with a long sleeve button shirt, which I realized would be too hot. I told the girls to go ahead and I would meet them at the restaurant as I changed.

Partial Lector Lucid
Next I think I had a half asleep dream. Hannibal Lector was talking about something, or killing someone, but I knew that I was dreaming, but I was also half awake, not even in sleep paralysis because I remember turning over. I couldn’t figure out how to enter the dream, I was just an observer, but I made the scene rewind and change several times. The clarity of the dream was pretty poor and I could see a combination of clear imagery and clack from my closed eyes and it went in and out, but I never fully lost it.

Cieling Fan Hanging
The next one I only have bits and pieces of. I think that my mother was dead and hanging from the ceiling fan in our old house, but she turned into a mannequin that I was debating taking down or not. My aunt told me that I shouldn’t because my mother like it there to remind her of someone else’s death.

Floating Donuts in Florida
After that I was back at the resort, but not with the girls. This time it was with my family. Jim was laying at the bottom of the pool, not dead, just submerged for some reason. Brian was checking out my tattoo and I was getting ready to leave.

Eugene, a fat kid from high school that I never liked asked me if I like to put things on the bottom of the pool and catch them as they floated up. A donut was what he was using, he put it on the bottom of the pool and it was buoyant so it popped out of the water about a foot.

I decided to see what would happen if I put on on the bottom of the deepest part of the pool so I swam that way. Phoebe and Monica from ‘Friends’ were there and Eugene offered Phoebe a donut and she refused because she was a vegetarian. Monica looked at the packaging and told her that there was no meat in them. I think that’s impossible (eggs,) but o well. That’s all I remember about that one.

My dream recall isn’t doing very well right now. I know that I had many more dreams than this, and some of them were even quiet long. The three that I remember from tonight were all delayed recall, usually a dream behind.

Violent SP
Ashleigh White and I were working on something and we had finished. She asked what we should do now while relaxing in my bed. I think that she was coming onto me, but I tried to go to sleep. Ashleigh turned into Crystal from french and we started to work on something for that class. Then when we finished I attempted a WILD. I found the hypnogogic lights pretty quickly, but the sleep paralysis was violent. I was shaking and twitching with a great deal of force.

Kaitlyn
I don’t remember much, but Kaitlyn was in town for her brother’s birthday. I asked if Jason was already 25, and she said that it was her older brother who was thirty. Kait then left, and I watched her leave to see a twenty and three singles laying on the ground. I went out and got them and placed them on the chair next to the piece of paper where I write down dreams.

Hottub Beach Volleyball
I was back in florida and everyone was in the hot-tub, I was the last one to arrive. I wanted to go swimming but I decided to get in with everyone, until we realized that the hotter one was open. We all migrated over to it and I bumped into a kid who was swimming around in it. He sank and I pulled him up.

A kid was playing with a beach ball and it came our way so I headed it away. He then threw it back and we made a game out of it, then two beach balls were used and I was blocking them all.

The kid got mad and started to really throw them hard, the last time he came in close and jumped at me while he threw it. I blocked it, it bounced back and hit him in the nose, then the second ball came at me and I blocked it into his back.

He swung at me, I blocked it, swept him, and rolled over his arm, locking it. He wondered how I could do that to someone with a green belt in karate so I told him that I was a black belt. Then I left to find my father and stepmother, they said that we were meeting in a restaurant in a little while as we went up the stairs.

Friend of the Devil
My iPod made me remember one more dream. I was arguing with my mother over who sang “You and Me.” For some reason she thought that it was someone, I think The Grateful Dead, and I was arguing that it was, of course, Alice Cooper.

Trapped
I was trapped in my old shed by a bunch of vicious animals, or many it was zombies. There was a dead guy that we hung on the left wall and if we were trapped for too long we were going to resort to cannibalism.

We tried to find a way to fight them, I think we made a makeshift crossbow, but it didn't work. There was a bear at one point, I'm not sure if it was friendly or not. Shayna was there because I used her computer to try and figure something out, but I couldn't figure out how to connect to the internet.

I think Wentz was also there, but I'm not sure what for. We had a bomb and at the end of the dream a friend of mine lit it and ran out into the pack. I heard him screaming and then the blast. It killed most of the things that we were hiding from and we killed the rest.


I remember having many more dreams, including a really good one, but the instant that I moved for the first time to write it down, I lost it.

Pretty greusome end to that dream. I like it!

lol. Yeah, I'm still not sure what's causing all of these gruesome dreams.

XC Days
Anyway last night I was with some friends, I think Boog was one of them and we were walking to the high school I think and I noticed Ayden running on the XC course. I ran after him yelling "Wait up," and started to run with him.

We talked about college track and I told him some of my times, and the time of my last race. We laughed about it, then he started hauling ass and left me in the dust. It took me a while to catch him. We were going fast. Then he left me again and I don't think that I caught back up.

Then my mother was in the parking lot and was bugging me to help move my grandfather's car and motorcycles. I noticed Ayden again and accidentally called him Craig and asked if he would help.


The I got up around 5 and figured that I would try to do a WILD. I went downstairs and fed the dog, then took a leak, took 50mg of Diphenhydramine before going back to bed. I was up for about five minutes. I layed on my back and slowly (5 or 10 minutes) white hypnogogic lights started to appear. Most were soft and plasma-like, but occasionally there would be a small bright one.

Then my arms and legs started to tingle and feel heavy. As the lights got a little bit more intense I suddenly felt as if I was falling. Then the imagery stopped and so did the falling feeling, but my arms still tingled.

Then with I started to feel as if I was upside-down and with each breath I was rotating backwards. Every-so-often, usually with an exhale, I would hear the sound of metal jingling like keys or a dog tag.

Now the lights turned blue and danced around beautifully, but I didn't really concentrate on them. Then they stopped again, but I still felt fairly heavy and tingly. Then the lights started again after a minute, this time white and orange, and with a few minutes the orange turned to blue. Then went back to white, then they were gone and I gave up.

Hippie Kmart
This next dream and the one below it were both delayed recall again, by about five minutes. I was in the Weis parking lot and walked into Kmart. When I was in Kmart I was looking for either an XL shirt or a male hippie poncho.

Disney Coins
I was watching a show about the mint and they said that they were changing the quarter again into one with a building on the back of it. They started to explain how uncirculated coins were valuable and that taking them out of the packaging or cleaning them would damage them because of the elements. They mentioned that even select Disney coins were valuable, which brought me back to Florida.

My grandmother and grandfather were there and had something for me, I'm not sure what, there was a zipper in it and I told my grandfather that it was probably to carry coins.

Antarctic Orphans
The first dream was an exert from the show 'Planet Earth' about mother penquins who had lost their babies competing for the chance to mother an orphan.

Blueberry Disappointment
Then I was in a long line for food. There was good looking stuff there, blueberry pancakes and scones had my eyes. Barnes was right behind me and when it was my turn to order he ordered my salad and made it for me: two scoops of lettuce, one tomato, and a scoop of cheese.

Unfortunately all of the blueberry stuff that I had seen was gone and I also took some kind of breakfast cake and something else, but I forget what the other thing was. I also took two boxes of chocolate milk.

I struggled to hold it all as I approached the cash register. As I gave the cashier my card CC Williams and her boyfriend Throop walked over and did some stuff. I said hi to Throop, I'm not sure if he responded.

Then I sat down by myself and tried to remind myself to go to a second register for something to do with taxes. For some reason I heard the song "Sweet dreams are made of these."

Nazi Bookstore
I was on a high-school class trip or something and we had gone to Weis to eat, there were tables set up and all, but not enough room for me, and I didn't want to eat anyway. I snuck out of the store and ran into Candice.

I tried to hug her but she kept pushing me away. Someone came out of the store and told us to be careful outside, there were earthquakes and, right on cue, the ground started to shake. It was not more than a 4.0 or 4.5 so I walked towards Kmart to a bookstore.

I was looking for Stephen Laberge's book, but this book store was actually in some guys house and the books were scattered in weird ways. My brother was also with me and I told him to come look at the Nazi paraphenalia that the guy had, which made us both a little uncomfortable.

He had all sort of puzzles that we took apart, but couldn't figure out how to put back together so we bullshitted them. He followed us around and asked one of us to nail something into the wall.

He did it reluctantly and the guy took a picture of it or us or something. We were very uncomfortable and I'm not sure if the guy let us leave or not.

Date in Italia
I was on a class trip in Italy and was roaming the streets with a friend and he picked up three girls. I was stunned and couldn't believe that we had a date with three beautiful girls. I even asked him how he did it.

The one blond with the curly hair was really taken with me and I guess he got the other two. She held my hand and fooled around with me as we walked to a restaurant to eat. She went in first and I went in after her. I glanced around and decided that she had gone downstairs.

I looked more carefully downstairs, but couldn't find her. I thought that I saw her from behind, but it was Dini Bryant. I decided that she was upstairs and that I had missed her the first time. So I bumped through people, Mrs. Gill and her daughter Erin were there. I don't remember ever making it upstairs and finding them.

I think that this dream meant that I must still have feelings for Valerie. The girl kind of looked like her and acted just like her too. I had found out the previous day that Val had moved to Italy.


T-Rex Myths
I don't remember the beginning to this dream very well but Cledus from The Simpsons was there and we were sorting through Benydryl and some other brightly coloured round objects.

The I watched a TV commercial. "From the people who brought you the NeXtSTEP and the iPod..." The same bright colours that the little round objects were were now on the new iMacs and they spun around like the old spinning iMac commercial.

Then the Mythbusters were using a robotic T-Rex model to test something, going on something that I had done in a previous dream that I don't remember. The model needed some work so they decided to use a throwing rig, also from the previous dream, to throw grilled cheese for some reason. Then I woke up at 5:10 and stayed up for about an hour.


In Narcholepsy
After going back to bed I had a dream in which I was sick and hallucinating. I would see people that weren't really there and people would change weird colours. I was in the weight room and some little kids brought down a rubber ball or two and threw them for my dog. Fearing that she would choke I held her back and yelled at the kids.

A shrink was called to help me with the hallucinations, I told him that I felt shitty and was sick, and I'm not sure what else. Then I had a false awakening.

I was still sick and it was 12:10, my alarm for 10:00 hadn't gone off and I was almost two hours late for work. I debated calling in sick, calling to explain, and going back to bed.

I've decided to name my dreams to make them easier to find and easier to tell individual dreams apart from each other.

I woke up twice in the middle of the night and thought about doing a WILD both times, but my allergies prevented me from breathing in a relaxing way. Stupid pollen. I remembered having dreams both times that I woke up, but not what they were. Then I had two really really long dreams.

Nude Escape
I was at a water park and I went down this slide and a girl was sitting at the bottom so I rubbed her back with my feet and she seemed to like it. She was a tall, busty brunette We both went back to the top of the slide, flirting like hell. Somehow we had gotten both completely naked by the time that we had gotten back to the top.

She went down first and I went after her, but this time instead of rubbing her with my feet I wrapped my legs around her and said “Oops.” I started to massage her shoulders, but quickly moved to her upper back, then around to her front. She was chest deep in the water and her breasts looked great. Of course she reached behind and grabbed me too.

Cops came and we split up and I pretended to be crazy, going in and out of rooms, backtracking the dream I guess. I recognized the rooms and thought that I had been there before. My coach found me and tied me up for something, but I got out of it because I wasn’t actually crazy.

I met back up with the girl and there were a few other people now, I guess we were all wanted by the security and needed to sneak out of the park. We got underneath a boat and tried to get to a way out, but at the end of the line we found them waiting for us. We were underwater so they didn’t see us so we snuck back.

We said that we could just stay in the park and blend in, but one of us suggested that we didn’t have any money. The girl I knew started to dance for trolls that ran the park from the underworld and did a nice little striptease number and they threw tons of money our way.

We continued to look for a way out, but got really well known and found ourselves at the very top of the park. The crown cheered for us and the cops granted us safe transport out of the park since we had entertained everyone.

We made it almost all of the way out but then two girls caught up with us. They climbed down a rope to get to us and I helped them. They said that we weren’t entirely forgiven and they were here to kick us in the crotch.

They systematically kicked everyone in my group in the crotch a number of times (I think five) except for me since I had helped them down and was still holding one of them. The girls disappear and I say that we should go, laughing to myself that I didn’t have to get kicked.

We all ended up in an airport and they had gotten on a plane, but I decided to get off for some reason. Another guy didn’t quite trust me and decided to follow me. I simply wait for the next departure.

Engagement Mischeif
I think that I was hanging out with Leah, Ryan’s wife and we were hanging out downtown or someplace. We kept getting into mischief, but I forget what exactly. Then she turned into Sarah and we started to flirt.

We continued our mischievous games and remember something to do with bouncy balls and a slingshot.

Then me and, what I guess is my fiance were moving into Jim’s old house. There is a bar code reader that I can’t figure out. It’s for gift registry, my fiance shows me how to use it since apparently she’s been married before. She’s a hot asian woman, it might have been Lucy Lui. I go around making a game out of it and tagging everything. For some reason I get obsessed when a compact florescent light-bulb didn’t have a barcode so I got to three more before finding one that works. It was 69 cents.

Then I go into what appears to be a bedroom and notice a wedding dress. Knowing that the groom shouldn’t see the dress before the wedding I sneak out and into a room full of games and other kid’s junk. Jim says that it was all Cleo’s when she was a kid, and couldn’t believe that it had been thirty years (she’s actually in her mid twenties.)

The games won’t go through the bar reader and it says it’s because it maxed out at 39 dollars for some reason and I try to reset it.

I remember having a Playboy at one point during that dream, but not when.

The titles make the dreams easier to read. Provides a little foreshadowing, gives the reader an idea of what to expect. Looking good.

I tried a new induction technique last night, it didn’t work, but it gave me a strange dream.

Dream on a Stick
I had a dream on a stick. I’m not sure what I did with it, it looked like a combination of a corn dog and an ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles.

Been a While Since Class
I was back in high-school again and I saw Laura and Kelly. It had been a while since I’d been there and couldn’t remember my class schedule so I went looking for it in my binder. The classroom morphed into the YMCA where I was stretching and playing with a flying car toy from the future.

When a girl walked in I hid it because it was from the future and top secret and a few more girls from the field hockey team piled in and started lifting. John Yuk also came in and asked me if I had done the homework from the past two days (Monday and Tuesday.) I hadn’t.

On my way to class I was complaining to Kelly that I had computer homework to do. I ended up in a class eating barbecue chicken and talking with some guys about the dangers of creatine.

Then we were in my car, still eating chicken, but it was the ribs from the chicken. Things were messy and I made sure no one touched anything.

Silent Hill
I wish I wrote down more details, but I thought that I would remember them. I was in the middle of a bunch of people and the blonde cop was hyperventilating so that she would die in the fire faster. They tied her up and leaned her over the fire.

My mother and I were going into the hospital to find the demon and we had to get by the nurse zombies, I don’t remember how we did it, but it had something to do with the flashlight like they did in the movie.

Then the girl / demon killed everybody except for me and my family. My father was somewhere in this dream too, but I forget to what capacity.

Blues Brothers Move In Day
It was time to move back into school. I drove to a dormitory for some reason and started talking to a girl who was moving in on the forth floor. I looked around and saw a set of fake guns and western movies and a nerdy college kid who said “Wanna play with mommy’s little soldier?” His mother was the RA.

I got out of that building and started to drive to my apartment, but a parade was blocking my route so I made a three point turn and started driving for my life as cops chased me. We weaved in an out of traffic in the Blues Brothers car and had now become the Blues Brothers. I was Jake.

We were trying to disguise ourselves by putting some greenish grey clay shit on our skin and I was saying to my brother that in the war that it didn’t do any good, we would be killed and this stuff would run out of our bodies.

Anyway I ended up in a dumpster and someone found me. I smiled, still wearing the green shit and smiled, it was on my teeth too. I told the kid that I was Sara’s roommate, not Kara’s. The person in the dumpster next to me asked if he was going to be okay. There was a hole in his head the size of a baseball and his skull was plainly visible.

I sure as hell had a busy night, I set a personal record for number of dreams in a night with eight, two more than ever before.

Computer Pirates Lucid
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were together for some reason, both cartoon characters. They had finished whatever they were doing and got into an elevator. They had some something wrong, but I don’t remember what it was. Steve Jobs wanted to come clean and Bill Gates wanted to cover it up.

I was in the elevator too, holding something that I guess was my dream journal. That made me lucid. I struggled to get a fix on the dream as I did reality checks, but I couldn’t get ahold of it. It ended with a false awakening.

Molly Pregnant
For some reason we had given my dog Molly to my grandfather and somehow she had gotten pregnant. She had been fixed so we were confused by this. He didn’t want any puppies so he put her up for adoption in a foreign country and I want to say it was Bolivia. We all got pissed and I told him on the phone to “get my dog or piss off.”

Foil Skiing
I was skiing around at really high speed on dirt with a pair of poles attached to foil. I stood on the foil and it apparently made a fairly friction-free connection to the ground. I moved around and noticed the foundation to a house so I explorer it and some other kids on scooters asked me if I was from Honesdale and I said yes.

I skied on past them and was even able to go up the hill in Shippensburg that was a bitch to run up.

LaBerge’s Book
I was in Borders looking for his book, I don’t remember anything else.

Pyromania
I think that I was on a television show and the host or co-host was a beautiful girl and she offered me a sparkler bomb. We were on the cellar stairs to the old house. It took me a while to figure out how to light it, it didn’t have a fuse and I had to hold the flame under it. I held it under a hole in the bottom of the bomb and it blew up and gave me an electrical shock as it sparkled.

Next, we made a bomb out of black powder and blew that up. Lastly we made a bomb out of what looked like two gallons of gasoline, I knew that it was going to be dangerous so I made the girl, who had since turned into Heather stand between myself and the bomb. What I gentleman I was.

I think that I had a false awakening before the gas blew up and I wrote down four or five dreams.

Snowballs
I was running home from school or something like that. I had a backpack on, which made running hard. I heard someone behind me for a while. I stopped running, thinking that it was Steve Propst and it was too tiring. Turns out it was Jake Eldred who hit me with a snowball.

Suddenly there were about ten other people throwing snowballs too, both at me and each other. I said that if any snowball hit me in the face I would hurt them and they knew that I could. They laughed and made fun of martial arts, but were careful not to hit me there.

I got to the bridge by pizza hut and some wanna-be thug girls had been robbing the houses via a barge in the water.

Swimming with Porn Stars
It started out with Lindsey holding a platter with a bunch of jello shots in it and there were golden retriever puppies sleeping on them. Then we were in the water doing some sort of scientific calculations about swimming against a current and pregnancy. I swam around one pregnant woman then went down to another pool with a much stronger current.

There were three people in this pool, two blond girls and I don’t remember what the other person was. I just knew that while swimming against the current I couldn’t reach the one platinum blonde. They stopped the experiment and everyone got out but me and the other girl.

She asked me if I’d been in any movies before, meaning pornos. I told her one: Barely Legal 9. I asked “Why, wanna make one with me?” She swam up and started giving me head. I later went on a sex forum and found out that there were only 7 Barely Legal movies.

Heather’s Boyfriend
We were in the CUB getting food. The girls got pasta and I ordered something special. I don’t remember what it was but it was wrapped up. The cook placed a who tray of them near my plate and told me to help myself. I couldn’t reach the spatula so I asked for help and she gave it to me.

Then we were in line and Heather’s boyfriend was in town so he was going to sit with us. He gets jealous so I was pretending to be Shannon’s boyfriend. They had a new card reader and it took us a while to figure it out. Then we sat down in a crowded room.

“Heather, why is it so crowded?” I asked her, sarcastically blaming her. He boyfriend joked with her the same way, he actually acted a lot like Roger. On the side there was some jackass with a cowboy show ripping people off.

He had people take a fake elevator to a platform that he was already on. It went to high and he said that he would fix it. He pulled a rope and the elevator “slipped” and fell a ways to scare people, then he pulled another and it “slipped” to where he was. He hurried everybody off pretending that it might slip again.

One of the rednecks said “I can’t believe that thing was so unsafe.” I laughed to myself and said “Neither can I,” wondering how these stupid people were falling for it.

Roadside Psycho Friend
There was a woman on the side of a road, scared by a man who was approaching her. It was dark and she could just see his outline. He had a knife, but when she saw his face she smiled and realized that he was a friend. I'm not sure where I wa in this particular dream.

Six Minute Cuddle Service
I was at some sort of dating service with Amanda and Tim Taylor. I think I started out as a woman because I remember my date being with the Professor from The Simpsons. But then I was a man again and as I cuddled with someone for six minutes Amanda kept bugging me that I never did that with her and I kept trying to get her to go away and find someone else.

Al Borland was there and talking about a cheeseburger for some reason.

Then I had a false awakening where I wrote the two dreams down.

Creme Soda Mythbusters
Me and Joe were at a party and thirsty, but it wasn't beer that we wanted, we both craved a creme soda. The first machine that we went to was sold out of everything, but the next one was all creme soda.

Joe's shirt was open and Val came downstairs and hers was open too, but she still wouldn't let me see anything. Finally I persuaded her to flash me and, to my surprise, she was completely flat. I told her that she just had a baby and should be huge, but she just shrugged.

The Mythbusters were there and Adam had just gotten hurt by getting hit in the head with a tree and just trying to stay conscious. There were a number of people around and a little light, I told them that they should check to see if he had a concussion with the light, but they didn't. All that time Val still had her shirt open.

I know that I had at least one more dream than this last night, but I don’t remember it.

Apathetic Driving and Caveman Fight
I was driving away from the YMCA in a coal powered car very apathetically. In other words, I didn’t car if I crashed and burned. Then I picked somebody up, I’m not sure who and headed back to the Y.

When we got there we saw that the town drunk had escaped from prison. He had a long, bushy beard and was dirty as hell. We decide to help out two other people who he is fighting with. He and one of the cavemen from the Geico.com commercials were fighting, while another cavemen was holding them away from each other.

I got involved and attempted to quiet things down, but then the caveman attacks me. He was really muscular and told me that my martial arts training was pointless against mixed martial arts fighters. Like most of the people that have said that his training had involved watching the UFC and dicking around with his friends and my skills outmatched his easily.

Jeremy’s New Guitar
Jeremy had gotten a new guitar, but it was a cheapo, I think he had gotten it at Walmart with his girlfriend’s employee discount because I remember wondering if she’d get me a discounted Apple TV.

Impossible Scavenger Hunt
I had taken a sink out and I was arguing with my father that it should be thrown out because it was cast iron and there was no way to get parts out of it. While I was doing this, I had distracted the rest of the family with a nearly impossible scavenger hunt. I had said that I would give them five minutes, but it kept going and going because it was so hard. I was on the bridge going to the Beach Lake village by Sara’s old house.

I was also inside of Lakeside Elementary for the rest of the scavenger hunt and Bob Dorn came into the school looking for some Director’s office, which was right behind me and open. He then asked me if I would help him run a basketball league for little kids.

Now these next two had a delayed recall time of about five minutes. I had known that I had more dreams and thought hard until they came to the front of my mind.

Pet Mouse on Friday
I was in bed with my pet mouse. He started out between my bed and the wall, but I think I picked him up. Me father was at the foot of the bed. I asked him if I should get ready for karate, thinking that it was Thursday, but then remembering that it was Friday and my futbol friends ditched me.

Dolphins and Pigs
I was watching part of a documentary how a bunch of orphaned piglets were befriended by shallow water dolphins, then I joined the dream. I was in a pool with one dolphin and one pig. The pig was underwater and brought his nose up occasionally to breathe. That documentary female voice was still there telling me that they never separated except during feeding time.

During feeding the dolphin would ride the pig, preventing it from breathing or become violent to it. Luckily it wasn’t feeding time and they were playing. The dolphin was swimming around the surface and the pig, now full grown played beneath him. It was a black potbelly pig, not one of the ugly pink ones and both he and the dolphin came right up to me and nuzzled me.

Around the Yard
I was back at the old house. I started near the dog’s kennel and Molly was in it, I think eating her food. Then I neared the apple trees in front, but they had been replaced by other types of trees, I’m not sure what except for the one on the end.

Someone was juggling a futbol around and it came flying my way so I popped it back to him. The tree at the end was my Alberta spruce, which had grown insanely fast since I had last seen it. It had two types of fruit and a pea pod like thing too. I continued to circle the yard, eating a ten foot tape measurer. I remember it tasted like a pear.

The Spruce Tree


The separation between the neighbour and our yard had become more defined and hanging from a maple tree was a black and white Apple flag. Further down the property line, the house came right up against it and it was green and moldy on the bottom. Then I noticed the shed, it was all rotten and about to fall down.

Trouble with a Stack
I was in college and zombies were running around, but they weren’t rampant so business went on as normal. Some of the other computer science guys were talking about how Matt had taken too long to build a stack. I was confused, because I had not gotten this assignment.

I then meet up with Boog and he tells them that he could have written a program if he wanted, he would have hired me to do it.

Nirvionic in Jaws
I was able to switch back and forth from a dream state and something called a nirvionic state. I don’t think it had anything to do with the eastern idea of Nirvana. The naked woman from Jaws entered the dream multiple times in the Nirvionic state while she was being attacked.

Sandra Pisses Me Off
I was lifting with my father and I had taken my shirt off and lifted in my sweatshirt. He asked me why I didn’t like Sandra which pissed me off, I’m not sure why and I didn’t respond. I lifted for a while, then wanted to leave. I looked around for my shirt and found it in the back where my father was hitting the wobbly punching bag.

We left together, but weren’t going the same place. He said that he had to go to a garage sale. He would be doing so for Sandra, but I bit my lip. I grabbed two blue pens from the desk at the YMCA, but then gave them back and moved the receptionist’s cup.

She moved it back and then thanked him for offering to shovel the snow even though he had been in Florida for two weeks. We went outside and he asked if I wanted pizza. I said that I did, knowing the only reason he asked me was that he didn’t have any money and I had about eighty dollars in my wallet.

He said “How do we get pizza?” I told him that we either buy it or bake it and that either Pizza Hut, Elegante’s, or Two Guys would be fine. He said he didn’t have any money because he had spent $20 on coffee and bagels, I asked him how and he said it was for two people and if I had a solution for money.

I said to make her buy her own, she makes money. She contributes the least amount of money, but spends the most.

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Trouble with a Stack
I was in college and zombies were running around, but they weren’t rampant so business went on as normal.

That doesn't sound that far fetched. Not the zombies, but the business as usual attitude in response to it.

lol, not my school, they overreact to everything.

An Inconvenient Truth
I was at some sort of conference to discuss a global disaster that has happened. I think it had something to do with global warming, but I'm not sure, but I know the Earth was dying.

I had watched two disaster movies that night, Volcano and 10.5

Megan's Dead Lucid
Megan got gassed in the boat house, I'm pretty sure that I was the one who gassed her. I'm not sure why I did it, but I brought her home and laid her down in my bed for a while. She was nude and I guess urges settled in and I started to touch her chest and butt.

I then realized that she had been out for a long time, so I put my hand on the wrong side of her chest to feel her heart. Now she was both Megan and a magazine in one. I put my ear against the cover and her body, I heard a pulse, but was pretty sure that it was in my own ear.

Shit, I had accidentally killed her. I knew that I had to get rid of the body. I would sleep on it and hope that she woke up by morning, which she didn't. I walked downstairs and saw that there was an inch of snow on the ground, meaning that the dirt would be frozen, making it impossible to bury her.

It's June, there shouldn't be snow on the ground, I thought. I was now fairly certain that I was in a dream. My brother, Shayna, and my mom were under the fan in the kitchen. I thought about trying to fly, but thought that if I wasn't dreaming I would sure look stupid so I looked around for another sign.

I got into the living room and noticed the couch before realizing that I was in the old house. I want to see if I can hurt my brother so I walk back into the kitchen and punch at him. He blocked it and we started to fight. I wasn't the normal blackbelt that I am, I was throwing flaky strikes and my hands and his blocks quickly blurred out.

"Stop for a second," I told my brother as I stopped and looked at my hands. He didn't stop, but I wasn't paying attention to him so he couldn't hit me. My hands regained some clarity so I decided to try something fun. I jumped straight up through the cieling. It felt like I broke through styrofoam.

I was now upstairs in my old room, my brother was tele-ported there and still was trying to fight me. I pushed off the ceiling and stomped through my floor with my left leg and fell back down to the kitchen.

That was fun so I tried again, this time I didn't punch straight through, I made a hole, which remained, and I fell back down. I jumped again, grabbing a beam and batting away some plaster before falling again. I made one more jump to clear the hole and then looked up.

I could see a pointed roof and a bare lightbulb, not my old room, maybe the attic. I jumped up and grabbed a beam and pulled myself up effortlessly, it was like I weight just a few pounds.

I held myself there and kicked one of the lights to see if turning lights on and off in a dream was really that difficult. The light went out fine for me. I wanted to try a dimmer switch so I turned around. I was now standing on the floor, not holding the beam anymore.

This was an attic room with a pointed roof. "Where am I now?" I asked my brother, who said nothing. There was a bed in front of me and beside it was a chair with a green backpack on it. The dream was getting unstable and the backpack turned into a black purse right in front of my eyes.

At the foot of the bed was another, smaller bed about eighteen inches by three feet long. My brother was sitting on it. I looked around, there was a dresser at the foot of the shorter bed and a deck of cards was on it. I saw that the top card was facing up, it was the king of hearts. I picked up the deck and showed the king to my brother.

"Does this mean anything?" I asked him to interpret it. He said nothing. "Are you my brother?" I asked, not sure now. It was my brother's body but I knew that dream characters may take other forms. He fell over and fell asleep in the tiny bed.

I remembered the lucid task for the month and called for Lucy, my dog. Then the dream faded.

I woke up and wrote this dream down, I was fully awake and now can't go back to bed. I took a B6 right before bed, I wonder if that helped my lucidity.

Mythbuster Challenge
The Mythbusters had some sort of challenge between them that Adam won. He was so happy that he started to make dumb mistakes with his next challenge. I’m not sure what either one was but I remember Adam saying “All that’s left is to make the fuel.”

Flamethrower
I had either bought or built a flame thrower and was in John Tyler’s house looking for him, we were going to burn things. I remember looking at myself in a dark glass and throwing out a opaque blue flame.


American Wedding Strippers
Paul Finch was getting married and we had gotten him four strippers for his bachelor party, including the two that were in the movie for Jim’s party. We called Finch and found out that he was in Scranton and would be an hour.

I ended up now in Scranton eating something with my mother. It was a fancy restaurant, but we were using a microwave to heat up our meals. A waitress tried to put another meal on top of my mom’s, but it fell onto the floor.

Working for Ship
I was working for Ship again, I think I was a computer lab attendant, but it was in an office I think it looked like the bank. I sat on the floor and Saidet walked by and said hi to me. I also saw Lindsey, but she didn’t, even when I called to her.

I noticed that she was assistant to someone else I knew. Steve Lobo was written on the door and Lindsey’s desk had “Lindsey Theodore” printed on it. I couldn’t remember if that was her last name in the dream, in fact it is Happel.

They were running some high security wires through the office and for security measures they needed my Facebook account.

Burning the Body
I had killed a large man. I needed to dispose of the body. I took a cleaver and cut his head off. The room that I was in looked like it was made of mud, it looked like a Pueblo. There was a hole in the right side of the room that lead to a neighbouring incinerator. I tossed the head in along with a few other things.

Lisa Simpson sees the who thing and wants to expose the murder, but doesn’t. Then The Simpsons sing a song.

Broken Window and Carousel Assholes
Me and my father were driving through someone’s yard and needed to get out. We were moving things around and an old lady caught us. It was now Boog and I and we had broken her window. She let us in and gave us tea or something like that. She was obviously nuts and wanted to draw Boog.

We quickly went back to work and some other people who used to work there got on the go-karts. I don’t know them, they looked like inner city kids. One of them turned his kart around and Ron kicked them off in about ten seconds. My remote wasn’t working and the old lady came back looking for Boog to draw. Then the assholes wanted to go over to the boats.

Steve Balmer and Fox-trot for Science
I was in Steve Balmer’s office talking about something. Then he had me call some people. The third person that I called was named Suzan. He left his office for a minute and Suzan didn’t pick up. It was 11:01, I followed Steve and told him that she was probably at lunch.

Then I followed him into a house where a woman was doing a weird scientific experiment. She went up five flights of stairs, then down three, then five steps forwards, five backwards, five sideways to the left then five right. All of that with a little kid on her back.

Then I had to do it with my brother on my back. I kept falling or stepping incorrectly. She said that if I did it correctly I would float.

My dream recall wasn’t very good tonight, I think I was really tired and had a bunch of sporadic dreams. I’m pretty sure that I woke up early with no recollection of any dreams so decided against testing the SILD MP4. It wasn’t until later until I remembered the rocks dream.

Rocks in Korea
I was in Korea and we were near the ocean climbing on rocks. The rocks were layered and my mom compared them to shale. They were really cool structures and there were tunnels and stuff. Peanut, mom, my brother, and my grandfather were all there. My brother was talking about Stephen King as we turned a corner on top of a cliff.

Naked Debbie Disaster
I was near the high school and something major had happened, I’m not sure what it was but people were flocking towards the elementary school, most of the women were naked and blue so it must have been cold.

We huddled in a small room and me and Debbie debated if we should tell stories again. So it must have happened before. I had another Stephen King book, I’m pretty sure it was The Stand. Then it’s over and I’m taking a shower at my grandfather’s house near where the kitchen cabinet would be.

Then I heard a knock at the door. I looked under it and could see Debbie. I’m pretty sure she was wearing something pink when I got out of the shower and put a towel on to let her in, but later she was naked. The disaster had happened again and I hugged her, now nude and felt her up a little bit.

Writing Down My Dreams
I had a false awakening at one point and wrote down the dream about Korea. I’m not sure what dream this followed so I’m putting it as it’s own.

Missing Cheerleader
I started out looking for my car in a parking garage. It was in the six hundreds somewhere and I asked someone how to get there he told me to take three rights, then a left. He is the coach of the cheerleading squad. He had lost one of the cheerleaders named Megan and he thinks that she was looking for me and is at my locker, which had now taken the place of the car.

Some other people are panicking and wanting to call the cops, but I show them the piece of paper with the number on it and tell them that she’s at my locker. A really hot blonde cheerleader friend of hers comes with me and we flirt like crazy on the way.

We check out the men’s locker room and the bathrooms and she’s not there, but decided that even though she was looking for me, she would probably be in the women’s locker room so we both enter. I don’t think that she could fit inside on the lockers, but the blonde gets in one to show it’s possible. I playfully lean up against the door to trap her.

I let her out and then we start making out, but a security guard walks in on us. He takes my keys and asks me what the red thing is. I tell him it’s a USB drive and he then escorts us away. I go back to get my backpack then loose them so I go back to my family. They inform me that there is a panic because of the missing girl and that my grandmother can go to free the blonde that I was with. She wants to do it diplomatically, I want to do it violently.

My Car in the Rain
My car is out in the rain and the inside is soaked because I left the skylight open. There is debate over who gets in and who drives. My brother’s girlfriend takes out my three sectional staff and starts to play with it, but I quickly take it from her and tell everyone that it’s my car and I’m driving.

Vodka Engaged
Me, a blond girl, and Lindsey are in a motel room drinking vodka and me and the blonde are drunk as hell and jumping around. We are fooling around and flirting a lot and Lindsey is just there. I wake up the next morning and notice that Lindsey had posted pictures of us doing flips between the beds and had posted the caption: ‘Ninja and … are engaged.” I don’t remember the girl’s name and knew that we were just fooling around with the engagement.

Below the picture the girl had posted the comment that vodka was involved.

Vampires
Me and my brother were vampires, our eyes glowed bright yellow and we were trying to escape an old house where someone was hunting us. I made it out, but decided to go back for my brother.

I walked in the front door to scare the old hunter. He said “Do you really think it’s him I want?” and he shot me with a spear gun in the chest. But I see my brother’s glowing eyes behind him as he buries a pickaxe into his skull.

He comes over and pulls what turns out to be a crucifix out of my body. “What’s it feel like?” he asked.

“Like the most natural thing in the world, until it came out.” I said remembering that while it was in me it didn’t hurt at all, just taking it out hurt.

Flipping Burger Buns
I’m at work and Ashley had made me burgers, but forgotten the buns. I don’t want to bother her so I make them myself. Somehow the grill makes them soggy, I guess there is fat left on it. Ronny asks what I’m doing and I tell him and he tells me to get a free root-beer, which I decline.

Fight in Airport
I’m in the cafeteria at school and it’s the last day. Josh Bryant and I are talking and I give him a playful slap in the face, but he takes offense to that and starts throwing punches. I think he’s fooling around so I throw half-assed blocks. I block four or five, but then one gets through and knocks me backwards.

I now realize that he’s not fooling around and get into a fighting stance, but then he backs away. We are then hurried down an airport terminal and get in line for a plane. There is a retarded kid there and says “That’s the kid who got into a fight at lunch.”

Another fight breaks out, but I’m not involved.

Fugitive in H2O
My whole family and a few other people are wanted by the police and we go in and out of water. We get trapped in a room with a bed and a window, but it’s a second story window. I have a gun and find a yellow pages. I put the yellow pages under my shirt, thinking that it would be at least a little bit bulletproof. I’m not sure if I need to kill someone or not.

Then we are in a massive water park, I still have phonebooks under my shirts and stay low in the water. Now deep under water there is a whale shark hovering around eating plankton and little fish and we keep our distance to avoid being sucked into it’s mouth.

We watch until hammerheads show up and then we head to shallower water, of course then there are pirañas. We get back into the park and my father tells me over a radio that there is a race going on and that we should make a break for it four seconds after the race starts. It starts and we go. I forget what happens next, but then there is a huge tug of war contest.

Fight in Gym
We are playing either kickball or softball and Joe Rushin is being picked on, saying things like “move in” when he bats then someone much much bigger than him provokes him to attack. It takes Mr. West, Matt Williams, and someone else really big to pull them apart. I think about helping out, but decide against it because I was already in a fight.

Outside Candice’s House
I remembered this one about an hour or two after waking up.

I was parked in my car outside of Candice’s house debating whether or not to go and ask her out or not. I debated getting her a rose, but wondered if her father would answer the door. I debated for a while before turning the key and pulling away. I think that her window drapes moved and I figured that if she saw me there she would know that I was interested and call me if she was interested too.

Flying Machine over Everest
I’m building a helium powered flying machine in my grandfather’s basement. He’s skeptical of the whole thing, especially the ball baring based wheel system, but eventually the craft gets off the ground and turns into a hot air balloon.

I fly the balloon over Everest, but it crashes and Bear Grill, the guy from a show on Discovery digs us a shelter, going as fast as he can, but not going fast enough that he sweats, because it could freeze causing hypothermia.

Learning to Fly from iPhone
A girl is learning to fly from a show on her iPhone, but some old guy keeps scaring her, that’s all I remember.

Genetic Mutations with Bethy
I’m in a science class and the professor has three of us donate fecal material for some reason to cross-breed with something else (I think it was a bird.) We watch them grow under a microscope from one cell to two, to four, and so on and I tease Bethy that she doesn’t believe in evolution.

Mine finishes evolving and it is a cool little blue creature that runs by and slaps Bethy on the butt. I laugh and say that it picked up my personality and my taste in women. It keeps growing and gets dangerous so we kill it by breaking it’s legs with a latter.

My Creature


I forget what the other creatures looked like, but when the creatures were growing, one of the girls’ grew faster than anyone else’s. It turned out because it was twins. They were twin flower-like creatures that communicated with each other with clicks, like the sound that mine made. They ended up near a stream, setting in and waiting for food to fall into their mouths.

Her Creatures


Painting Hippie Poncho
On of my hippie ponchos was made with water soluble dyes so I was painting on it with another kind of dye which wouldn’t come off, but it got heavy and kept falling down, deforming the peace sign.

YMCA Dumb and Dumber
I’m driving to the YMCA and getting a hand-job from Lindsey. We get there and park for a few minutes while she finishes up and I watch Allisa bench press. While I was driving I threw a closed lock out the window.

I now realized that I needed that lock, there are five locks in the parking lot and one of them was locked the way that I locked it, but it wasn’t the same type. I pull it apart and play with it, knowing, but not knowing that it belonged to some mobsters.

Me and Harry walked through town, ignoring all of the bad things that we saw, like the man holding a gun to a child’s head and another kid about to jump off of a small cliff into a river.

As we cross the bridge Harry is throwing things into the water and a homeless guy who is really into the environment attacks him while I turn onto the side street where I threw it. It is covered in a foot of running water and I can’t see it until it hits my heel.

I see Harry standing above me smiling. He had found it and tossed it to me. We have to hold onto a raining to go against the current and back towards the YMCA, but we get there eventually.

Being a Dick with Celibate Friend
Someone that I knew was abstaining from sex and it was driving him nuts, it might have been my brother. I had a number of Playboys and Penthouses so I opened them to the centerfolds to torture him.

Driving Ashley Home
Ashley was in my car and I was taking her home from work. She was having a problem with her back so I was rubbing it for her. She told me that she needed her spine to come out about a centimeter. I told her that I couldn’t pull her spine out.

Driving Antiques
All that I remember is that I had antiques that were very valuable in my car and I was driving them some place safe.

Stolen iPod
I was at work and a package had arrived for me, it was my new Apple TV. I opened it up, I found it odd that it wasn’t in Apple’s usual sleek box, rather a pretty ugly one. I was bringing it to my car when I noticed three kids around it.

I warned them to get away from it, then they broke into it and I started to run to it. One of them grabbed my iPod so I chased him down, catching him pretty quickly and beat the living crap out of him.

Karate Mountain
I was climbing a mountain, which was pretty easy, but then it changed before my eyes into an enormous and steep mound of sand. I was on top of some of my karate students and I slowly came down to the bottom. It was much warmer at the bottom and as people came down from the top they were shivering.

This turned into a drill, all of the guys had a girl on their shoulders and I made them do squats, now in a parking lot where I notice Bart Simpson doing some work with animation and a projector. He ends up persuading me to do voice acting.

New House
There is a pretty lame party at the CUB, there are some drinks, but nothing that I want so I get something to eat instead. Me and Jesse then go to see our house for next year, which is inhabited by some girls who had offered us a tour.

Jesse is in his underwear and I take my shorts off too, but my brother stays in what he’s got on. I realize that I’m breaking out in hives, possibly from recently shaving my legs. I excuse myself, put my shorts back on and leave, possibly going to get some beer, my brother wants some Limeade.

I climb out on their roof and try to get to a tree house kind of structure, but end up collapsing a huge tower, but not hitting the house. To get home I have to climb another steep, loose hill and start up it.

I see spotlights searching for me and cops telling me to come down because it is illegal to climb on that hill, but there is some other loud noise that drowns them out. When I get to the top a pretty blond cop is waiting for me.

Something happens to her, but I forget what and next thing that I remember I’m huddled over her, holding her hand so that she doesn’t go into shock. I see a car and try to wave it down, but it passes and I go back to her.

Climbing a difficult hill seems to have been a recurring theme in these first two dreams, I wonder what it meant.

Snakes and Broken Breasts
After taking a cold shower a woman is laying on the floor naked with one of her breasts missing. It’s bleeding all over the place and we don’t know what to do, but we see a snake monster coming towards two people. I’m out of the dream at this point. The man takes off his leather shoes and throws one of them behind the snake, baiting it. Its goes for it and eats the shoe.

Party at my House
There is pretty big party going on at my house and some of my friends and roommates are lounging on the couches, including Josh McWilliam’s older brother. I try to get them up but they don’t want anyone else on them. I tell them that it’s my house and I’m sitting down so they finally let me.

Josh’s brother goes to get some beers and says that he’ll get me one too. I thank him for it, but end up spilling some of it. The cops show up, but everyone at the party is of age so they simply sit down and watch some TV with us.

Driving to the YMCA or Walk?
I was in my car, I’m not sure if I was driving away from the party in my last dream or not, but I was driving around and then I wanted to go to the YMCA. I lived close apparently, and debated driving or walking there. I knew that I should walk for the exercise, but it wouldn’t be good for my broken leg.

Sexy 70’s MILD
I imagined a room with RC written on the wall as I fell back asleep and sure enough it worked. It was an episode of That 70’s Show and Kitty was wondering why there was a large extra shelf on the wall and then I turned into Red. “Because there is an RC on the wall,” I pointed and sure enough there was. I was excited that this new method worked for me. Kitty had since turned into a beautiful, young blond and we started making out and immediately went into sex.

“Will the kids hear us?” she asked. Apparently, we had two kids. I walked through the bedroom door without opening and then down the hall of my father’s house and through the door of my brother’s room.

Then I false awakened at work and wrote the dream down on a empty wooden sign labeled MILD.

Flying Lucid
I’m not sure what method of lucid dreaming this was. It started out as just in my imagination, then it because real and happened in front of my eyes.

I was on an airplane asking two people how they knew that they weren’t dreaming. I was pretty sure that I was but because it was a plane I didn’t want to do anything stupid. Then the plane started to party so I was sure that I was dreaming. I danced with a hot flight attendant for a little while before bending her over doggy style and having anal sex with her.

No Cash
I remembered another one as I was heading to work for number eight.
I had no cash at work and was trying to figure out a way to pay for lung with a credit card without leaving and going to an ATM.