Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

I had a weird Halo dream, but I don't remember it.

All I remember is looking at a graph of my weight and seeing it going up

Originally Posted by ninja9578

All I remember is looking at a graph of my weight and seeing it going up

Aww, a bad self esteem dream. I get those too sometimes.

I hope your knee heals so you can get back running again. But until then just eat a little better to make up for the difference.

I hope tonight you have a dream where you are the strongest, fittest person in the world and that you get to show off for all your Dcs. (Aren't those great dreams? ).

Thanks TS. My knee is almost healed. I'm drinking a Coke right now though Oh well, I'll burn it off soon. Actually, I just graphed my weight, it has been slowly going up

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Thanks TS. My knee is almost healed. I'm drinking a Coke right now though Oh well, I'll burn it off soon. Actually, I just graphed my weight, it has been slowly going up

But you also did mention lifting weights, so some of that could be muscle too, unless you have been carefully monitering you bodyfat. But even that can be off a little, like I think mine was. But anyway, the whole goal is to never get so far off track that you can't get right back into shape again in a very short time.

And shame....Coke??

But that's great your knee is healing right up. I'm sure you'll be right back to where you want to be in no time.

Not really, I wanna lose 15 pounds. That's hard when it's 10% of your bodyweight. I wanna be underweight in time for the Steamtown Marathon in October

I know, Coke sucks, but I got very little sleep last night and I just need the caffeine.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Not really, I wanna lose 15 pounds. That's hard when it's 10% of your bodyweight. I wanna be underweight in time for the Steamtown Marathon in October

I know, Coke sucks, but I got very little sleep last night and I just need the caffeine.

I'm sure you can lose 15 pounds by October. It'll take a bit of effort, but you can do it. Just remember that a great body is 80% nutrition. So really plan your eating.

And good luck training for the marathon.

Thanks TS. I'm sure I will. I wanna get a good time to qualify for NYC or Boston.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

Title

I was on holiday with my mother. She was having a nightmare so I woke her up. She thanked me as her breakfast would have burned if she had slept any longer. She had made herself pancakes, I would have an omelet and trench toast.

There were velociraptors and Xenomorphs on the loose and we had to get out of there. One came into our room while I was lying down and I stayed still until it left. We snuck around in fog, almost being seen a few times, but eventually a helicopter came and got me (my mother was not there anymore.)

I said that too much had been lost to leave with nothing so I ordered the chopper to take me around to grab a hard drive full of data. It was easy to find, it was glowing orange, but the fog was so thick that I couldn't see two feet. Luckily there were no dinosaurs or aliens near it.

I stayed outside of the chopper and eventually the chopper disappeared and I was flying. I got nervous because I thought I saw a house far beneath me, and thought that I was flying too high. I also saw dark things ahead of me and thought that they might be trees. I couldn't tell me altitude.

Eventually, I crashed into trees and started to fall. I regained my flight and became lucid. I flew into someone's house and there was a fat guy there. I was horny for some reason so went into his room where I thought he had a wife. Turns out it was a blowup doll. I called him a sick bastard and blinded him.

I flew around the house for a while, hovering outside of his master bedroom, he started to throw things at me. I finally got enough telekinetic ability to block them with my mind, but couldn't control them and they fell. I went out of the window because I saw cars and wanted to pull some more mayhem by tossing cars around.

I noticed one of them was Peter Griffen, he was talking to Chris about women.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Mean Teacher

I was in some sort of surrealistic college town. Everything was lit up and had strange colours, but I was stuck in class. Our professor was apologizing for being mean and asked us if we had any questions on the homework. We did, and she started to do them. A friend of our came in to the room and took Claire Lochner out, something for her sorority, then all hell broke loose.

Everything got wilder, we were still doing math problems, but we were breaking boards and the teacher turned into Ania for a while. While I was trying to solve something, she started licking my chest and stomach.

This made me lucid, but not very much. I fooled around with her and she wanted to sit on my lap and fuck me so I found her opening, which was difficult. It was tiny and dry, but eventually we got it in and she rode me for a while. Just as I was about to orgasm, I had a false awakening.

Not much in the way of coherent dreams last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Weird Vacation

I was under the water and a boat nearly hit me. I came up to see what was going on and my mother was yelling to that guy that he nearly hit me. Another one was coming towards me, so I dove and stayed under as I watched it slam into the dock. My mother dove in after me, fearing that I had been hit, but I was under 12 feet of water checking out a shipwreck.

I noticed her and swam over to her, giving her my mouth piece so that she could breathe. We went to the surface and two girls and I ended up on a hot air balloon or something. One of the girls was about 18, the other was about 6.

I asked them if they wanted to do something else and the young girl said no, the older girl said yes. Suddenly she was my age and we were at dinner, on a date I guess. There were still fish swimming around, one of which was a Barracuda. It's ugly, razor sharp teeth were made out of some sort of crystal and they clicked as it opened and closed it's mouth.

Eventually, we also ran from dinosaurs, but I don't remember that part very well.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Boring Park

I was going to watch television with my brother, but my mother started vacuuming and then took the television. I looked out the window, wondering what I could do now. I saw Jackie Berhart from that 70s show and I asked her what she wanted to do. She said fishing. I thought it was odd, and I didn't really want to go but I agreed as long as it wasn't thundering.

We heard a huge rolling thunder over us and a flash of lighting and that idea went out the window. Seems my neighbour had been fishing and maybe struck by the lightning, he was bleeding and rushed into our cellar to wash off the blood as his young son walked around looking for him to be picked up a few seconds later by his uncles.

Jackie turned into a girl I don't know in real life, but was really good friends with in the dream. We walked down a sunny street and somebody was picking us up, but they drove away for some reason. We walked, picking up someone's garbage that had been knocked over.

We ended up in a strange little park, there was no fee, but they were mostly kids rides. She got on a swing set, but nearly broke it. We went into another room where her father was and she told him that she was a lesbian. Three other guys showed up and said that they didn't believe her.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Energetic girlfriend

I was with my girlfriend (sorry ladies ) and we were skydiving. When we landed, her chute kind of got away from her and we had to chase after it for a while. She had had a couple of cameras with us, she had left them in odd places to catch some weird action.

We had to go into a creepy, Flood-infested swamp to find them, but we eventually made it out, but she was running all over the place. Eventually, we ended up at my old house and I looked out the window, there were two elephant babies playing with a dog. I was nervous for the dog and one of the elephants rolled over on it and it floated in the water dead.

Two other dogs went out into the water and pulled it away from the elephants, but then started to cannibalize it. It was gross so my girlfriend and I went to a beat up old warehouse where there was about to be a band playing. She was nuts and eventually took her shirt off. I remember she acted like Sharon, but had Sloane's body. We made out and I played with her nipples while everyone danced.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Don't feel like dreaming

My father came into my room asking me if I could help him, his computer was saying that it couldn't install something that he needed. I has to ask him thrice what he was doing and he said something non-sensical.

It made me lucid, but I wasn't in the mood to lucid dream, so I woke myself up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Flying and Sex Together

I was in high school and was getting picked on by people who were actually my friends. I was getting pissed off so I locked them up in painful joint locks and threw them. I walked away, confident that they wouldn't dare follow me. I went into the bathroom to get tot he other side of the hallway, but then realized that I didn't know where my class was.

That immediately made me lucid. I tried flying to the end fo the hallway, but I fell twice before finally floating gently in the air. I floated down the hallway and Christa Papachakis was there so I landed and started fooling around with her. She was amazingly flexible and spread her legs into a split. I took myself out of my pants and she started to suck on it and lick it.

Quickly I entered her and started having sex with her. We were up high, on the 20th story of a building or something and I thought it would be fun to jump. I pushed both of us over the edge and never stopped having sex, even after we crash landed.

We had landed near a small cliff leading to a lake. I remembered the basic task of the month and picked her up and together we dove into the lake. It was warm, but pitch black so I brought us up and flew out of the water quickly so that I didn't wake up.

Still having sex, we flew over a crowded party. I looked in the lake again, and there was a body floating in it. I now had the memory that I had done that. I had been a hired hitman.

I then had a false awakening where I was sleeping up high, like on top of a counter, and realized that I had a washer and dryer. The washer was broken, but nothing that I couldn't fix and the dryer was small, but functional.

The washer and dryer came from yesterday where I decided to wash my clothes by hand to save money / electricity.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Saw

I was inside of a house, it was a Jigsaw trap. I was a young girl, about 25 with dark curly hair. I threw some objects through a window to see if they were booby trapped, and they weren't. I went up into a tiny room and the whole place started to shake. Jigsaw's voice told me that I should be used to that. I guess I was a drunk or junkie or something.

I went downstairs and my friend was laying on the floor with some candles and stuff around her. Jigsaw told me that the house was filling with poison from the candles. I ran out the back door, leaving my friend to die.

When I got to a residential area I started to feel sick and threw up huge streams of what looked like beans. My mother came and asked me what I had eaten and I said I didn't know. She asked jokingly if someone had shoved them down my throat and I choked out yes as I vomited again. My view then shot to a small hole in a fence, where I could see Jigsaw watching me.

Don't remember any dreams.

Mmm... beans... don't feel like eating them again for a while. Thanks Ninja =]
Pretty creative dreams though, you gotta admit that was cool as far as nightmares go.

These are all really amazing dreams so far.

lol, thanks guys.

All I remember about last night was having a screaming match with Bill O'Reily, he was saying some stupid and racist shit and I called him on it.

Don't remember any dreams.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Quarentine

I was in a building and there were rabid people running around. Valerie was with me and I dragged her to the top floor while fighting off rabid people. A bunch of us got into a large room, but we were terrified of each other so we separated ourselves into separate rooms of the apartment and we barricaded the doors. We kept in constant communication to make sure everyone was alright and we passed a dog around to keep ourselves from getting bored.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Flying then Playing on a Lake

I don't remember what I was doing, but I was some sort of scientist. I had to get back to my lab so I decided to fly. Eventually, I realized that I was flying and dreaming, but I still wanted to get back to my shop. Eventually the lucidity sunk in and I did some arial acrobatics, I went straight up and tried to dive into the ground, but to no avail so I flew over a lake and landed on it's surface. I walked around on the water for a while, but couldn't think of anything else to do. I tried to think of the month's advanced task, but I couldn't remember it.