Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Snooker

I had just beaten my brother in a game of snooker and my father wanted to play next. I went to break and noticed that there were too many balls on the table, they weren't in the right place, and there were only three red balls. I started moving them, then noticed markers on the table for each ball. My brother had set them up correctly for this table, which threw me off. It was also a very small table.

I hit the red pack and accidentally put in a coloured ball, my father didn't really know the rules so he lined up a shot with a colours ball, I told him that he had to knock in a red ball first.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Bus Trip with Ophelia

I was on a bus, going to the beach or something, and OpheliaBlue was sitting next to me. We were discussing about her fear of the beach, I forget what she was talking about, but I think she had said that she had witnessed a shark attack. I looked out the window and I could see a bunch of sharks swimming around, and even a hammerhead lunging.

She started telling me about the attack, it was also a hammerhead, and it was an ugly fish. I told her about the time that I had been attacked by a shark. I showed her the scar on my leg. I told her how lucky I was that it was just a baby and had grabbed onto more than it could chew. If it had grabbed a something smaller, I may be missing a piece of my calf muscle today.

Had a back and forth with Ophelia last night on the forum, probably why she invaded my dreams. Don't worry, the shark that attacked me wasn't more than 2 feet long, I was back in the water the next day


I also remember a fragment with Abra, she and I were involved in a race or something, but I was holding back and coaching a pack, she was of that pack, but fast so she and I took off after a mile or so.

Wow, you were attacked by a baby shark in real life once?! That's crazy.

What's crazier is that when I was a child, I lived in Los Angeles, and I almost drowned in the water a couple times. After that I was terribly hydrophobic for years. I also had a shark phobia when I was a kid but that came about from watching too many movies. Nonetheless, my mom said it got so bad that I was scared to get in the bathtub lol. I was such a phobia prone kiddo. So, kinda cool that you dreamt all that about me without knowing my past.

*twilight zone theme*

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I also remember a fragment with Abra, she and I were involved in a race or something, but I was holding back and coaching a pack, she was of that pack, but fast so she and I took off after a mile or so.

Nice. B)

Yeah, it actually hurt like hell, it was tiny, but those teeth were like knives. Wow, I guess I have an ESP connection to Ophelia.

Hi Abra, thanks for coming to my journal

No dreams on the 17th

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

School and Work in One

I was at Wayne Highlands Middle school and walking along the hall to the high school. I saw a lot of people playing with superballs, kicking them to each other, they were actually getting competitive about it. I saw some old friends and saved them once, by kicking the ball back. The other team complained that my friends had an extra person, so I left.

I was going to the nurse for a bloody nose. I got to the nurse and she asked what was wrong. I told her that I had had a bloody nose, but somehow it had cleared up. I laughed and sat down anyway with some other friends who were skipping the final period of the day.

The nurses office turned into a barge on a river and some guys and I jumped in and started swimming around, the water was shallow and cool and lead me behind the office where I work. I decided to take a nap and woke up a little while later to the sound of Erika gathering rocks for Wayne.

I asked her what time it was and looked where my watch should be, but it was on the other hand. She said it was 5am. I was annoyed that I had slept at the office, and decided to go home and take care of the dog before work started.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Kitchen Colosseum

I was a judge for Iron Chef for some reason. One of the competitors had made us an incredible New York pizza, the dough was moist, the cheese and sauce were perfect, we had a bet going among the judges as to what type of cheese he used, most of them thought it was just American, but I was betting it was both mozzarella and American. We both saved a piece for later, we loved it so much.

The next guy really disappointed us. I had a weird little powdered shrimp and a chocolate lego block. Both were very good, just weird, the other judges didn't have the same story. The judge next to me asked me to try one of the guy's donuts. I did and had to spit it back out, it was terribly stale. And another judge said that he had found a rock in his salad.

lmfao at that whole dream ninja

I liked that dream so much that yesterday I bought a pizza for lunch

I only remember being in some sort of woods or camp with a psycho who was king of like Eddy Gains stalking us.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I liked that dream so much that yesterday I bought a pizza for lunch

did it have chocolate legos

I had a similar dream once, but when I turned around it turned out not to be a crazy psycho at all but in fact a super enlightened being named Anahata

the hell?

I think Parashara is one of my friends fucking with me. He's been spamming my journal all day, I'm banning him now.

No dreams from the 21st.

No dreams this morning either. Was at the office until nearly midnight and slept in.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

No dreams this morning either. Was at the office until nearly midnight and slept in.

I almost never have dreams. Welcome to my world

Oh well. Can you help me learn how to lucid dream? I want to get in touch with my dad, Merlin, who died 12 years ago (His name was Maharishi Sadashiva Isham but i know he was Merlin in another life)

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Looking for God

I was with some girl that I thought was really cute and we were trying to get her back home to some weird church near the arctic circle. I decided to go with her because I liked her and thought that I might be able to convince her that "god" is just a load a crap. I remember walking through Princeton (odd, Princeton is south of me,) and trying to get her to hold my hand so we would look more inconspicuous at the college (not sure why.)

We needed a break so we entered this weird church somewhere in Canada. I thought that as she went into the ladies room that I saw Tina from the YMCA in Honesdale. I went to find the Men's room.

There was only one stall and the door was broken. There was an older couple there holding a cup and asking me to piss into the cup because they liked to make lemonade from other people's urine

When we left there I convinced her to go to a party and be a little bad. Turns out that tip I got about the party was pretty much a joke because I got there and there had been a party place there once, but it was a falling apart disco. We decided to rest there and I put some moves on her. She slowly came around to my side and we starting having sex. Then I woke up

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Medium

Kissing

I was at work, I think I just started the dream when something felt weird. I recognized that it was a dream and looked around at my office, it looked pretty similar except for the people working there, the only on that I recognized one of them.

I flew over to her, but had a hard time flying, I bumped into the window a few times and ended up behind her. I grabbed her by the shoulders and she turned around to greet me. We started making out, she was really into it and rubbed her hands all over me, I of course did the same, but it wasn't as sexual as usually lucid dirty dreams, we just made out.

Hmm, I remembered a dream this morning, but I forgot to write it down before walking the dog

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Almost Arrested

I was with some friends at some sort of sporting event. My friends and I decided to pull a prank, I forget what it was, but it ended up going too far and we caused a panic. Kat and I separated from the group and went with the crowds. I made it outside, but this old asian guy yelled at me to turn around, I looked at where he was pointing. It was a guy who had scissors and was cutting off people's wristbands. I calmly walked to him and he cut mine off, it was now like I had never been in there.

I knew that the police were still going to be looking for me, so I hurried to look to see if anyone else made it out, which I couldn't find. I decided to go to the car, grab my stuff and haul-ass. I found Kat hidden in the back seat of the car. I got in with her and we talked for a while, holding hands and wondering where the others were.

After an hour we decided that they had been arrested and I convinced Kat to drive away to avoid looking suspicious. I figured that the guys would be spending the night in jail and we could bail them all out tomorrow.

Somehow both of us ended up getting chased again, we were in a large building. With no one in sight of me (I was faster than they were,) I ducked into the men's room and found Kat hiding in there too. We went into a stall and for some reason started making out. I forget what happened next, but I know that we didn't get caught.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Mozel Tov to Mark and Xox

I was taking Mes out on a date, and we were at a comedy club. The show hadn't started yet so Mes excused herself to get us some beers. We were unaware that Mark75 and Xox were also on a date, a few tables over, though apparently they had been dating for quiet some time. I didn't notice them until Mark ran up on stage and grabbed the microphone. He took it down to where they had been sitting and asked Xox to be his wife. She said yes and everyone clapped.

Mes came back with the drinks unaware of what had happened. She had heard the clapping, but didn't know what had happened so she asked me. I told her and she giggled for a while. I forget what happened after.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Mozel Tov to Mark and Xox

I was taking Mes out on a date, and we were at a comedy club. The show hadn't started yet so Mes excused herself to get us some beers. We were unaware that Mark75 and Xox were also on a date, a few tables over, though apparently they had been dating for quiet some time. I didn't notice them until Mark ran up on stage and grabbed the microphone. He took it down to where they had been sitting and asked Xox to be his wife. She said yes and everyone clapped.

Mes came back with the drinks unaware of what had happened. She had heard the clapping, but didn't know what had happened so she asked me. I told her and she giggled for a while. I forget what happened after.

I can so see that. O_o