Thread: ~XeL's Nightly Adventures~

Random nonsense (Fragmented, 9:29AM)

Me, my brother and my dad are all sleeping on the loft in my grandparents house. We're going to assemble a ironing-board before going to bed. I have a laptop in my bed and I read on a forum about a Pokemon hax that allows you to level your Pokemon to level 682. It also changes your game language into Finnish and gives you an infinite amount of cash. The forum post also explains another great feature of this hax. When it rains in reality, it also rains in Pokemon. Using this hack, you can avoid facing rainy days in Pokemon. I'm playing Pokemon on my DS while reading this. I encounter something that looks like a brown Sunkern. It's level 20. I send out my Sunkern that's level 21. My dad is eating a plum, and that somehow causes the Pokemon on my screen to take damage (yeah, wtf :O).

We then decide to go to bed and put the plum seed in the ironing-board leg and put it upside down. Yes, random as fuck.

The trial in the castle (LUCID, 10:13AM)



I'm outside a castle on my way to a trial. It looks like an old traditional castle on the outside, but when I enter I'm faced by boring modern walls and interior design. The walls are made out of colored bricks, and there are cheap lamps illuminating the corridor. There is a three-way junction in front of me. I decide to go to my right and walk up a staircase. On top of it I meet two other guys, their faces are missing, but I know this is because they'll testify anonymously. Out of courtesy I ask them if they're also headed for the trial. They nod and we walk along the corridor until we reach a wooden door on our left.

The courtroom looks like a classroom. I sit down and start listening. The trials is about M and apparently she's been raped. Sa is also there, but she doesn't seem to be involved in the trial. At this point I mistake this whole moment for HI. I start controlling things, but the clarity of things is extremely vague. I use a little bit of TK to move Sa's chair around. Note, I'm not lucid at this moment. The judge shows a video of M when she's participating in a TV show. I'm also on the show, but I look a lot different. My hair is shorter and my face is really tanned. I seem to be a bit of an asshole in this video, but I can't remember what the video was about. I only recall my own assholish behavior. I think M is arguing against me and like four other guys. She insults and threatens all of us, and now it's as if the whole trial has taken a turn.

The judge stands up and writes 6 characters on the blackboard. It's a combination of letters and numbers, but it doesn't make any sense.

Transition. I'm flying with my mom over Alvik. It's winter again and we're in the middle of an ongoing sparrow race. A sparrow lands in my hand and I pet it. "Isn't this the cutest thing in the world?" I ask my mom. I look at my mom and for a second I get the ability to read her mind. She's using "Assassinate" on this sparrow in my hand. I know assassinate does 350 damage and the sparrow is down at 250 hp. I quickly focus my energy and I can see a recovering bar in front of my eyes. I manage to get it to 400 before my mom hits the sparrow. I become lucid and release the sparrow. It flies away. I feel like racing too. We're flying over a rail track and I speed up. I fly past two sparrows but there is still one in front of me. I got my eyes locked on him and watches him fly to his left, away from the rail track.

We enter my grandparents land which is completely snow-covered. I have a FA that I fail to notice.

Transvestite cops (11:14AM)



I'm at my dad's place with my dad's wife and my brother. I get into an fight with my dad's bitchy wife. I can't remember what it was about, but she really hurts me and I start crying (O_O). I call her a hooker and walk out of the house. As I walk away she gets out on the porch and yells: "Sorry...Your dad told me why you got upset... but I forgot." "Does she really think a comment like that will make anything better?" I think to myself and walk away.

I cross a park and walk up the street towards my mom's place. There is a roundabout where two police cars are parked. It strikes me as very odd. One of the policemen has super long hair, almost to his waist. They too, run up the street. I feel threatened for a second. They're all carrying big guns. "Don't worry," one of them says, "we're actually proper ladies!". I zoom in on them but I don't really believe them. I get reminded that it's Halloween. I keep walking up the street and reach a shop with a sign saying: "Anime!!!" Right in front of me is another shop with a few mirrors outside. There is a girl in a super short red/white skirt there. It was more of patch, to be honest. It only covered about 1/4 of her ass.

A guy appears in front of me with a shopping cart full of magazines. There is a tag on the first magazine: "795kr" (110 USD) I realize something is up. I ask myself if I'm dreaming, but this causes me to wake up.

I was stupid enough to forget my DJ at a cafe O_O. Gah, I really hope it's still there tomorrow.

If it's not there... well, then some lucky bastard will get a good read... if they can read my handwriting, that is.

Had pretty boring dreams last night anyway. I'm just going to sum them up with a few notes.

Dream 1

Something about my friend N and his French girlfriend. A dude in a bush wanted to borrow my cell phone. I then got tossed up into a tree by N. That got awkward because I ended up on a branch with a person I dislike.

Dream 2

I was at a lake with my brother. There was a super small alligator, but when I looked closer it turned out to be a spider floating on a leaf. I was then dressed in a male kimono because of some unknown reason. Maybe a bet?

Dream 3

I'm in NYC. There is a message on the radio telling me to be careful in the traffic. I'm driving down the road on a four-wheeler. It gets crammed and I decide to drive on the sidewalk, I zigzag between people. Then I'm on top of a slope riding a skateboard. I manage to keep really high speed without losing control. There is sparks and shit. This one was actually pretty enjoyable.

Alrighty, my DJ is safe! =D *does the happy dance*

5 hours of sleep last night, boo hoo.

Meeting Xox (Fragmented, Unknown time)

I'm at an internet cafe with some friends. I'm chatting with Ka for a while. I then look to my left and see someone playing counter-strike. On the screen I see the player zooming in with the AWP and then gets a kill. It says: Rabia (headshot symbol) and then some other name. I notice Rabia (Xox) sitting next to me. I get the feeling that she knew I was there all along, but I didn't notice her. We get up and hug. I think we exchange a few words, but I don't remember anything of that conversation. I recall her face in very good detail though, which is also pretty weird since I don't usually do that. She glances over my shoulder. She seems worried about something. I don't think we talked any more, because seconds later some of my friends start coming into the internet cafe. A, Er, An sits down next to me. E plays some game, I think it was street fighter.

Military training (Fragmented, unknown time)

I'm training to become a military. It's me and some other dude. We're supposed to run on a spinning water wheel inside of a mill. We walk up a level and hop on the wheel. It works out great until we get showered with water from above. I fall off the wheel and end up deep under the water surface below the wheel. I beam hits my head, but it doesn't inflict much damage. I grab it and swim to the surface. I get up and see a mirror in front of me. My hair looks wild. I notice that I'm not wet on top of my head. I'm starting to wonder if I'm dreaming, but I come to the conclusion that I'm not. My mom is there and she's upset because she's under the conception that I almost drowned because of those "dogs of the military".

Laser tag!! (Fragmented, unknown time)

I'm playing laser tag with some friends. It's me A, Iv, San, He and a few other people. We've just finished a game and walk out to check the scoreboard. The diagram tells me that I got 15 000 points, but the one who won that game only had 7000. This confuses me. All of a sudden the data disappears. The bald dude behind the counter tells me that their software is malfunctioning.

We're now inside the area playing another game. This time it's elimination. An and Iv tries to gang up on me, but I kill them both and laugh in their faces. I get this sudden feeling of extreme boredom and the dream ends.

Terrible recall. I'll get more sleep tonight.

ah rad, i'm happy you didn't lose the DJ.

was it the one you had "Princess" embroidered on, because it would be a shame to misplace that.

Meddling Mage! (4:36AM)



I was ice skating somewhere with my cousin and my uncle. My uncle was trying on these brand new skates made out of plastic . We were on a lake, but then the scenery changed and we ended up on a rink with some other random people. There was a booth next to the rink where they sold all sorts of things. The sign said: "Stuff for stuff" or something similar.

My cousin decided to buy a package from the store, but it turned out to be something else than he had expected to. My uncle told me that it was a lottery. We went out on the ice again, and I now realized that the pillar in the middle of the rink was actually a portal back to the lake. I skated over to it, and as soon as my arms touched it, it started glowing in pink and I was transported back to the lake.

My uncle was next to me. There was a tractor driving around outside the lake, possibly removing junk. I skated across the ice and went up on land. I had a hard time getting through the reeds on the ice. There were shitloads. I then noticed that the reeds were actually solid, and I could grab them and pull myself up. I started walking, unknowing that my ice skates were still on. I crossed a road and got to an area that was similar to the area where my grandma used to live. The ugly, modern, gray, million project block houses were stacked up. I cringed at the thought of living here. A bunch of kids ran past me. One of them wore a necktie that looked like a monster tongue. I couldn't resist to give him a compliment. He shined up and said: I got it from the ice store. I assumed that he was talking about the store next to the rink.

I kept walking and found myself in a tunnel with graffiti. I felt a presence. I turned around and realized that a guy was following me. My heart raced and I started running towards the end of the tunnel. I heard the footsteps behind me, so I knew he was running after me. I decided to try to trick him. Instead of keeping myself on the path, I dashed to my right outside the tunnel, up a small slope and then climbed up on top of the tunnel, which apparently was a little bit underground. I thought I had tricked him, but he immediately turned around and ran after me up the slope. I got down on the other side of the tunnel. I ran straight ahead into a clump of trees. "He's going to kill me" I thought. I had to run faster. I tried to pick up, but something slowed me down. I noticed that there was a yellow ribbon on my left leg. "He's an alchemist?" I thought (Normally this comment wouldn't make an awful lot of sense, but since I watched Fullmetal Alchemist for 4 hours last night, it does make a little bit of sense). The ribbon was constantly sucking a little bit of my speed, while boosting his. I still couldn't see him, but the ribbon was long and I guessed he must've planted it on me before we entered the tunnel.

"If he can do alchemy, then so can I". I turned around and saw a fallen tree. I got on top of it, awaiting him to emerge from the dark. A few seconds later he dashed out from the darkness, there was a transition and we somehow ended up on the ice again. I saw his face for the first time. He looked like Peter from Heroes. "I'm the meddling mage" he cried out with his head facing towards the sky. His right arm started to glow in pink. "I can do that too now!" I yelled. I opened my mouth and breathed ice. It hit his left hand and it became frozen solid. "You monster" he said. I don't remember how, but he somehow ended up on top of my chest, with both his legs on my arms. I knew I couldn't perform alchemy without my hands (I just used my mouth, wtf ). He raised his arm and it started glowing pink again. He smacked my face and I woke up.

Had a few other ones, not really worth mentioning. This was a great non-lucid.

Procrastinating an update :3

Wow, nice recall. I'll read through it when I get baca... Typing and reading on an iPod is rally hardware. Especially sincera i changad my keyboard lenguaje to spanish so it keeps "correcting" stuffit. Lol

Alright, I'm eagerly awaiting the day when you get "baca"

WHAM WHAM MAGIIIIIIIC! (LUCID)



I was in what first appeared to be a bank with my mom. It looked really fancy with a super high ceiling and golden pillars holding it up. The floor and the walls were white. There were several lines of people, all waiting to talk to the personnel behind the counter. When we finally got to the front I realized that this was in fact a donation thingy. I started talking to the girl behind the glass. There was a mic attached to the glass, because apparently it was so thick that she couldn't hear my otherwise. She also had one on her side. She asked me how much I wanted to donate. I told her I was a poor student. She told me that was alright, and that any sum was appreciated. Suddenly a small African kid rushed forward and hugged my leg. I realized that this was a marketing strategy from their side. I was a little disgusted by that. There were several small African kids who did the same on other people. "40 bucks?" She said. "Sounds reasonable" I replied through the mic. She then said something else, but her voice cut out. I told her that I couldn't hear what she was saying, but now my mic was malfunctioning as well. She shook her head. She slid 2 checks under the gap in the glass and I picked them up. I looked at my check: 1590KR (about 210USD). AH WTF I said. I noticed that my name wasn't written anywhere, so I thought I could wait to pay for a bit. My mom's check was the double, 3000 something. She didn't seem bothered and put it in her purse.

I was now outside the building on a boarderwalk crossing the water. It was pretty narrow and I felt kind of scared to fall in. I knew the water was cold (this dream took place in autumn). There were fishermen standing along the boarderwalk. Each one of them had a fish wrapped in a plastic bag. It was only flounders though, and they only had one each. This struck me as extremely odd, but I didn't become lucid at this point. A bit further ahead I saw a guy who was swimming below the water surface. His fishing rod was attached to a huge flounder that was dragging him around. He seemed to be okay with that. The other fishermen, who were Mexican I believe, started shouting and gathered up to see him. I was amazed by how long he could hold his breath underwater. After what seemed like 20 seconds, he got up above the surface, took a deep breath and then dived down again. This time the flounder went under the boarderwalk and the Mexicans started shouting: "SLASH THE FISH!! HELP HIM". They all got on one side of the boarderwalk and it started rocking. Water splashed all over it, and on me. I was really really scared that I'd fall into the water. I reeled my way towards the end of the boarderwalk.

Above me was a bridge for trains. I heard a train passing by above me just as I got to the end. I opened a door and found myself in a public bath. I was on top of a water slide with two of my friends. We all went down the slide, but there was a fat dude in front of me, delaying my trip. The point was to land in the water without crashing into the wall. The chubby guy in front of me flew right into a wall and I was worried that he hurt himself pretty badly. He recovered quickly though. My friends started teasing me because I was so slow. I told I would've been waaaaaay ahead of them if it wasnt for the fatass in front of me. They were like: "Excuses", "Cry moar". In the pool below the slide there was an target with a point scale. It was big and I thought that the idea was to hit the middle after you got off the slide.

There was a magic show going on in the bath. It was in another room, but it was announced in the whole facility. We walked a staircase and went through a glass door. We got to a podium where people were standing. There was this kid who apparently was a magician. Above the podium there was a big cloth that was showing a movie of him. In the first scene he was in a barn. Two naughty kids had been hiding there and refused to come out on their parents demand. The kid and his assistance changed their faces to skulls and scared the shit out of the kids, so that they darted out of the barn. The audience applauded them. In the next sequence the magician was standing in a vault with a white cape on. There were people around him. One girl talked to to the camera: "It's so dark outside, and I won't find my way back home " The magician clicked three times on his ring and it changed color. At first it radiated a bright green light, but then it became a flashlight. He was once again applauded.

This is where I became lucid. I was the magician, but the location was different. I was on the loft where I was sleeping (IRL). Me and a whole bunch of other people were up there. I think we were getting taught on how to use magic, but I didn't pay attention because one of the female students were changing right behind me. She was only wearing panties and her ass was A+. Most of the guys were staring at her(except for a few guys who probably were gay), instead of the teacher. She turned around and winked seductively towards me. I was tempted to do something, but instead I decided to threaten to use taekwondo at her for some reason. I got up, but then I changed my mind and walked over to her. She looked asian. I spoke Japanese to her, and in the dream it was perfect and fluent. Then something weird happened. I started thinking about my ring that was glowing. It caused her face to change. She now looked completely different, no longer doable at all. I walked out of the room and then reentered to see if she had changed. The teacher was now standing above her, and her head had turned into a block of ice. I stabilized by staring at my hands for a few seconds. I then walked out of the room, down the stairs where I ran into the same girl again. "Hey there" I said. She kissed my cheek and then slowly went down on me. I woke up here.

That was a long-ass fucking dream O_O. Too bad I never remember my dream goals... >_> FFFFUUU-

Originally Posted by Hidden

Typing and reading on an iPod is rally hardware... it keeps "correcting" stuffit. Lol

that... made me laugh

Ah, magics! And whoa, losing your DJ, that sounds scary, will note that in the "Reasons of why not have a written journal"!

Imma just subscribe here, like I should have done ages ago...

I'm with Mario on this one.

Been a little busy lately, sorry about that.

SUPER AWESOME MEGA GIGA ULTRA EPIC UPDATE WILL COME TOMORROW! It'll contain some of the best dreams over the last couple of days.

You better update, then, you better update. "Walks slowly into the shadows and dissapears"

Ah, so today is your birthday! Happy birthday! May the lucid claus come to you!

Thanks, Walms!

Here comes the two best dreams since my last update!

My mom on the four-wheeler (LUCID)



I was on a dirtbike with my mom. At first I was driving, which was good, since I can actually drive one. Then it somehow switched and my mom was driving instead, and I was sitting behind her. We were driving around on in this sandy area. I looked around and realized we were in a sand pit. There was a track with jumps and obstacles that you had to avoid. My mom was driving really bad, but I wasn't scared at any point. If this kind of thing would've happened in reality, I'd have seriously have died with horror. When we got to a sharp turn my mom let go of the handlebars. This caused the bike to sort of pop up and we both landed on the sand, right next to the track. I was a little annoyed.

We were now back to the beginning of the track, and my mom was now on a four-wheeler. It wasn't mine, so I wasn't that worried about her breaking it . This time I decided to watch instead of ride with her. I got up on a hill from where I could see the whole track. I now noticed that there were also trees planted all over the place. Apparently they were there to enhance the "scary" experience. My mom took of and drove around for a bit. When she got to another sharp turn, she just stopped abruptly and the four-wheeler flipped over. It hit the tree and my mom landed in the sand. Once again I didn't feel at all worried about my mom. I was getting annoyed though, since she was driving so recklessly.

I ran down from the hill and helped her get the four-wheeler up. She told me it needed to be repaired, but it looked fine to me. I was semi-lucid here. I asked myself if I was dreaming, but I came to the conclusion that I wasn't. Since my mom insisted on us not using the four-wheeler any more, I started pushing it back towards the start of the track. I walked past a box with a sign on it. It read: "Pocky" in crumbled letters. There was also another guy on a dirt bike a few feet away from the box. I think he was working on repairing his bike. My mom told me that she wouldn't have crashed if it wasn't for the mechanics. I knew this wasn't the case, but I decided to not state my opinion since I wasn't in the mood of arguing with her. I was struck by awareness. I walked and observed my mom as we did. "This is a dream, isn't it?" I asked. "Axel, I don't know the answers to everything!" she replied. I sort of forced myself to become lucid. It was weird, but I really had to push myself to realize that I was dreaming. I stabilized for a bit, but not for long enough. I thought about what Robert Waggoner said in his book about enchanting objects with flying powers. I sat down on the four-wheeler and tried to use dream control. At first nothing happened. I visualized it taking off straight over the tree tops by the end of the sandpit. Instead, it started levitating upwards. I managed to move it forward a little bit. From up above I could see the whole sandpit. It was big, and the trees where now red. I got reminded of the TOTM. I scanned the ground to see if I could find any unicorns. Nothing. I looked up and then back. I now noticed something next to a small shed in the sandpit. I jumped off the four-wheeler and fell maybe 30 feet or so. This was pretty awesome. I dashed over to the shed while touching every tree I came across. When I got there I saw that it was a normal horse . On top of that it tried to run from me (fucking bitch dont even try). I ran up next to it and tackled it. The dream ended here.

WERID ASS RANDOM STUFF >: | (LUCID)



I was in a completely white house with a girl who looked sort of like a combination between boxxy and a random girl I spotted earlier that day during a walk. Weird, yes. We were in a small room with a slanting ceiling. It was high one side, but really low on the site we were on. We were in a bed, chatting about something I can't remember. There was a speaker above us, recording everything we said. She told me this was for "the purpose of science". Then we had sex. At first I had my eyes fixed on her face, but then I noticed that my sister and my mom had been in the room the whole time. The funny thing was that I was completely indifferent to this. The sex wasn't anything special either, just mindless pounding. It was really odd. They stood 2 feet away from the bed just staring at me. The girl I was fucking pulled her leg up over her head and said: "LOOK, AXEL, I'M FLEXIBLE, LOOK!". "Yeah, you are" I responded. She then did the same thing with her other leg and we kept going for a bit.

I was down in the living room of this weird house. It looked kind of like my friend Se's house, but not really. There were three paintings hanging above a wooden couch right in front of me. Can't really remember what they looked like. On the left side of the couch was a glass door that led out to a garden. I couldn't see it in detail, but it looked really pretty. The girl (who was now wearing a white silk pyjama) walked up by my side and grabbed my arm. She pulled it straight downwards. I felt an immense pain. "FUUUUUCK" I shouted. I hurt so bad. I looked at her, she grinned. I broke free and took a few steps away from her. She kept approaching me. She grabbed a penguin statue that was standing next to the wall. She was obviously going to hit me with it. My sister was on the other side of the room, and I tried to call for help. She looked around and gave me this meaning look (relationships, penguin statue fights). "What have I done?!" I yelled. "You didn't finish the experiment" she said and lowered the statue.

The floor gave in. The girl screamed in terror, but I thought it was pretty cool. We were somehow back in the bed. It spun around and we ended up falling freely. I was now fucking her again, mid-air. At first I was surrounded by a bright light, but then we fell through a "second layer" and it became pitch black.

I had a false awakening here. I was in my bed. My grandma was sitting next to my bed with an iPhone in her hand. "Looks like you made it she said". "What happened?" I asked. "You were stuck in a transparent illusion". That didn't make any sense. I looked around. I rolled over in bed. I noticed that this girl was in my bed, smiling at me. I closed my eyes.

I had ANOTHER FA. I was in my bed, alone this time. There was knock on the door. "Come in" I said. My grandma steppd in and sat down next to me. "Well, you see.. I've been thinking about divorcing your grandpa". "This can't be real" I thought. Finger counting confirmed. Clarity was good but of course I didn't stabilize. I jumped out the window. No glass crashed or anything, I just phased through it. I landed on a roof outside. I walked on my hands, but I woke up.

lol awesome! I like how you were walking on your hands right before waking up.

I've gotta say, mid-air sexin' is pretty awesome.

Didn't DJ last night.

*slams head against desk*

I remember something about my grandma. She was going to tell me something important, but I got a phone call and it woke me up.

Uni will probably eat most of my time now.

I'll be back in 4 months

Happy dreaming!

Uni will probably eat most of my time now.

Yeah, I'd forgotten what a time-sucker school is.

Only 4 months...? Oh right, Winter Break.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

I've gotta say, mid-air sexin' is pretty awesome.

This. Anyways, 4 months? Wow.

HEYA! BACK WITH A BONUS UPDATE OF DOOM! My bedside DJ is still going pretty strong, although I only write down dreams in the morning.

I hit 100 LDs a few nights ago ^_^ Woo hoo.

My adopted sister is a demon? + Flying around at university (LUCID)

I'm walking on Hornsgatan when I get a call from my dad. He asks me to come and babysit my sister, because he needs to go to the gym and eat pears I cross through the square and walk past a couple of boozers. They seem kind of intimidating, so I dash to my right to avoid them as much as possible. I walk up some stairs and get to another street which I'm not familiar with. On my right hand side there are several brick houses with funny looking roofs. They all bend upwards, and I realize that you'd probably be able to see the apartments from a higher point of view, since there are no walls covering them.

I'm now at my dads place, although it looks more like our summerhouse. My dad and his wife are talking to each other. It turns out that it's not my real sister that I am to babysit, but a new kid my dad has adopted. She looks really scary. Her face is all fucked up an decayed. She's wearing a white linen, which kind of reminds me of Samara from "The ring". I cringe. "There is something wrong with her" I say. "You'll just have to get used to it" my dad says. She grins at me and starts climbing the walls, LIKE A SPIDER :O. My dad and his wife are not looking, but I'm now sure she's a demon. When she gets down I'm going to prove that she's a demon. I grab her hand and try to crush her fingers by bending them backwards. She stares me right in the eyes with her monstrous face and starts cursing at me in a raspy voice. I rush out the door.

I wake up here, but fall back to sleep.

I'm now at university with Al, Tr, and Da. We're on our way to class when I suddenly become lucid. Knowing that I'll probably wake up if I rush into things to quickly I walk along, admiring the details of the environment around me. We enter the classrom and I decide to fly around. I manage to glue my hands to the wall, and I walk around like that for a bit. People are all like: "WOW!!". Re is acting seductively, but I ignore her. Instead I walk out of the classroom. I walk down the stairs and run into Jo. He tells me that he needs to find a baseball field soon. I tell him I'll help him. We walk out of the building, and I grab him and take off the ground. I tell him to get on my back, and he does so. We get above the clouds, and it looks really pretty. A cold breeze strokes my face. I dive down below the clouds and we see a bunch of buildings. "Hold on, let's switch to transparent vision" Jo says. When I look down I notice that all buildings are now transparent and we can see everything going on inside. HOLY SHIT I CRY OUT. I see a baseball field in a distance, and we fly there. I land, but it turns out they're playing soccer.

I decide to leave Jo here and fly off to the uni buildings again. I use the three-step method to get back into the sky. I land next to a tree outside the main building. I decide to use a needle to carve something into a tree. I thought that maybe it would still be there when I woke up?

Happy dreaming, everyone!

OH, awesome dream(s)! You so need to check back on that tree.
Also, lol at your reaction to the girl, I would totally have shaked her hand and said something like "OMG that was AWESOME, how do you do it?"