Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

"Potatoes, hahaha, POTATOES!!!! THE POTATOES ARE MINE!!!!!!" -me, after summoning a tidal wave of them

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"Psh, don't be dumb. Gravity only goes up about ten feet." -a monkey, trying to teach me to fly

Originally Posted by TheLucid

I do that a lot.

Okay, people keep bringing this up recently.
There is no "semi-lucid". You are lucid or you are not. "Going with the flow" does not make you any less lucid. I sometimes get lucidity but rather than interrupt the dream I just continue what I was going. Keeping the storyline intact while dreaming does not destroy lucidity, as long as you RC.

"Psh, don't be dumb. Gravity only goes up about ten feet."

Lol.

Originally Posted by Loaf

Okay, people keep bringing this up recently.
There is no "semi-lucid". You are lucid or you are not. "Going with the flow" does not make you any less lucid. I sometimes get lucidity but rather than interrupt the dream I just continue what I was going. Keeping the storyline intact while dreaming does not destroy lucidity, as long as you RC.



Lol.

Ok.. From now on, I'm going to refer to it as lazily lucid. That work?

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Ok.. From now on, I'm going to refer to it as lazily lucid. That work?

Sure, why not?

DC #1: That reminds of a quote; "Any place in the world would seem completely normal to Superman if he stayed there long enough."
DC #2: I've heard that before...wasn't it Kierkegaard who said that?

Originally Posted by redisreddish

"Psh, don't be dumb. Gravity only goes up about ten feet." -a monkey, trying to teach me to fly

That's brilliant.

Originally Posted by Loaf

A conversation between Bill Clinton and I broke out.
"You know who Hillary Clinton is?" Bill said.
"Um.." I said. "Your grandma?" I replied, quite foolishly.
"Nope. She's my mom." Bill Clinton told me.

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This bit is from an epic fantasy dream I had about a year ago:

I was walking with a group that consisted of myself, a wizard, an elf and a little pixie-man-thing. I noticed that the elf was wearing a button on his robes that said "F**k all Humans" in a different language. Somehow, I could read it. I complimented him on his taste in buttons and he thanked me. Although, I was still human in that dream...

"I'll rip out your eyes and use them for forks!!!!"

Originally Posted by redisreddish

"I'll rip out your eyes and use them for forks!!!!"

Hmmmm....

Originally Posted by redisreddish

"I'll rip out your eyes and use them for forks!!!!"

Man... Are your dreams always crazy like that?

Originally Posted by khh

Man... Are your dreams always crazy like that?

Hahaha, usually not that weird. The guy was trying to kill me when he said that.

Me: "Didn't Lindsay Lohan try to become a rock star or something?"

DC: "More like a cock star."

A cross dressing DC in a miniskirt- "You know how red heads are called 'firecrotches'... Well, I think brunettes should be called Blackhole crotches."
~ The last entry in this post: http://dreamviews.com/community/show...9&postcount=76

I told my mum to look in the mirror and tell me what she saw:

My mum said; " My nose turned into a key "

Or something like that xDDD

I have three from last night, none were lucid.

In this first dream, I found out I had some sort of contagious fatal disease, and I was in a room with my friends saying goodbye to them. I wanted to whisper a secret to my friend Hope, but then I realized I might get her sick if I leaned in too close.

Me: *laughs* "Oh, I just thought of something." *begins to lean in* "Oh, I don't want to get you sick. You know what, I'll tell you later."

I begin to walk away, when I realize that if this disease kills me, I won't be able to tell her this secret. She realizes the same thing.

Me: "I just had the most horrible thought..."
Hope: "I'll manage somehow." (Referring to never knowing the secret)

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There was a plate of cupcakes, and there were two left. I reach for one, only to realize it already has a bite out of it. My friend takes it.

My friend: "Oh wait. That one's mine."
He points to a pile of crumbs where a cupcake used to be.
My friend: "You could've had that one, but I ate it too."

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I say this to someone at our door. We are having a dinner party, and we don't want these people here.

Me (in a snooty accent): "I'm afraid we don't have any pillows. Absolutely not enough pillows. Because of this lack of pillows, I'm afraid you're going to have to leave. There are simply not that many pillows, and we can't get any more."

This turned out way longer than I thought.

I remember in one dream recently I encountered a rock band. Sadly I cannot remember what they called themselves but I think their initials were F B A. Anyway they sang a noisy and obscene song about a mermaid and the lyrics went something like this:
"Ooooooooohhh, who put the dirty money on the deck and told me to rape her? A dirty rotten whore rocking sore sucking mother f***ing whore!"
There was more to that last line but I can't remember the rest of it.
I also once saw a £30 note and on it was a man labelled George Lenin. A £50 note bore and image of Kermit the Frog.
In another I saw myself typing something into Wikipedia, and the autosearch suggestions popped up and the top one read 'Sciaeca Urason'.
One more: Somebody gave me a plastic A4 cover and he called it a Pallaticus Agrippicus.

This is a non-LD. I was listening to two DCs talk.

DC 1: "Did you hear about that guy who hired the guy to be his alibi?"
DC 2: "No, what happened?"
DC1: "They found this black guy walking in circles in this guy's room, and he said, 'It couldn't be him. He has a beard.'"
DC 2: "That guy from the Simpsons?"
DC 1: " Well, they hired the real Homer Simpson, who turned out to be his daughter's law shoes..."

It made perfect sense at the time.

Originally Posted by Lunalight

DC 1: " Well, they hired the real Homer Simpson, who turned out to be his daughter's law shoes..."

Ha ha thats funny.

Originally Posted by Lunalight

It made perfect sense at the time.

Gosh I know right?

Originally Posted by Pillywiggen

I was walking with a group that consisted of myself, a wizard, an elf and a little pixie-man-thing. I noticed that the elf was wearing a button on his robes that said "F**k all Humans" in a different language. Somehow, I could read it. I complimented him on his taste in buttons and he thanked me. Although, I was still human in that dream...

Hahaha!

In a non lucid dream, my boss was telling me something about women who don't wash their private parts enough. Afterwards, he explained that the best way to turn someone on is to have music playing.

He informed me that I should "Make sure you're thinking of orchestra music when you do it."

Well... I had my first WILD on Sunday... Another one with me mum

My mum's head stuck on a baby's body, and Mr T.

My mum crawling across the floor,
Mr T: "..................FOOL!"

Mr T then squished my mum.

Originally Posted by Kabloom

Well... I had my first WILD on Sunday... Another one with me mum

My mum's head stuck on a baby's body, and Mr T.

My mum crawling across the floor,
Mr T: "..................FOOL!"

Mr T then squished my mum.

You know you'll have an entertaining dream once you notice Mr. T in it...

Well, 99% of the time, my DCs don't even speak English, they talk gibberish...
And even when they do talk English, it's not very relevant what they are usually saying.