Thread: Discuss posted members' pictures

You get beat because you don't cook fucking bacon when you get asked.

Goddamn. Man wants his bacon.

-eats chicken wing-
IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BACK FAT!!

-patience

Back fat photo.

Gogo.

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

shiizzzz i wish. Megan Fox is skinny. I loathe her body. Thank you though ^_^. That touch me in a special place ;D.

Well you have a fuller figure than her, so that's a plus.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Well you have a fuller figure than her, so that's a plus.

Plus if you mean Megan Fox PLUS back fat, maybe.

And chicken wings....

-patience

Back fat picture appreciated. The toilet roll in the background is a nice touch.

You wouldn't get banned for posting it. Go ahead and make some people happy.

nahhhh I'll keep the back fat to the DV chat.
I ain't trying to whore up DV picture post just yet.

-patience

JCee, that pic with the lovebird is great! Looking cuter than ever.

Tami, I didn't know you had conures! Awesome! How well do they talk, or are they too young yet?

Pati, HAWT + did you get mauled by an angry midget or something? I TOLD you to just make him a damn sammich like he asked...

lol how the FUCK did you get those brusises? random? thoselook painful

They seriously just turned up over night. I didn't fall down, no one beat me, I hadn't ran into anything lately.

That happens alot though. I always just wake up with bruises from nothing. It's pretty normal for me.

-patience

Is your bedroom window usually cracked open in the morning? My guess is that an angry midget sneaks into your room every night and clubs you in the legs, then leaves before dawn. Or maybe you have an evil monkey in your closet.

These are all things you should discuss with your doctor.

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

They seriously just turned up over night. I didn't fall down, no one beat me, I hadn't ran into anything lately.

That happens alot though. I always just wake up with bruises from nothing. It's pretty normal for me.

-patience

You need iron.

Originally Posted by Delphinus

You need iron.

She's a woman, I'm pretty sure she can iron.

I definitely have an iron!! Sinny is right... I'm a freaking woman here.

Deery, I am considering what you are saying, and I am definitely going to my doctor about this. Maybe he'll give me and anti-midget gun, so I can give them a shot to get rid of them.

I am scared

-patience

The 'midget' in this allegory represents the bogeyman of domestic abuse.

The 'gun' in this allegory represents a real gun.

If Patience shoots her boyfriend in some drug-fueled spat we're all accountable.

-cocks gun-
You're right......

-patience

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

That happens alot though. I always just wake up with bruises from nothing.

Spoken like a true party girl.

Hot shit, Pati.

(...the mirror pics, not the bruises. )

Patience sweetheart, you gotta get more protein or something.

My sister has the same problem, but she has von Willebrand disease, which causes her blood to be very thin. I'd suggest taking some iron and not too many aspirin.

Though I could *cough* help with protein, too. *cough*

@ Delphinus: Lol cool headphones. xD

@ Pati: Nice pics. But damn girl, those are some freaky bruises.

@ Man of Steel: They attempt saying some words, but I can barely make it out lol. Unfortunately Sun Conures aren't known for their mimicking ability. We also have some Eclectus parrots too, but they're for breeding so I dun spend much time with them. But they can talk pretty well though.

pati- hot damn girl you look hot, and.. those bruises are freakyyy

Where in VA, LSS? Love the last pic.

Lol my cousin told me to go get my hemoglobins checked the other day when I showed her that picture. YAY FO NO INSURANCE!! woot.

LSS- pretty scenery.
Mini- cute as always.

-patience