Thread: Worst movie ever?

No way, dude. The Mustateer sucked the cat's ass. That's two hours of my life I"ll never get back!

Of course, I haven't seen 28 Days... So theoretically it could be the worst movie ever.

NO! Wait! Can I change my vote? The D&D movie was way worse than The Muskateer. I couldn't even stomach the first half of it, let alone the whole thing.

Kung Pow. hmm...Labyrinth. yeah. er...i haven't seen a whole lot of movies..

Kung Pow and Labyrinth? Must be a chick thing, I thought they were both great!

Worst... How about Sleepless in Seattle.

you've seen Labyrinth!? that's actually my favorite movie, i just mentioned it here because it was so corny. but i don't think it was the worst movie EVER..

I was gona say.. well rather beat you over the head with a bag of rocks... for saying the labrynth sucked... hehe
Kung pow was bad but still funny because it was so retarded...


Worst movie EVER....

Robot jox

"Crash and burn"

GAHHH my eyes!!! my mind is melting the HORROR THE HORROR!!!

that's it....poll time.

Kung pow was bad but still funny because it was so retarded...

...I could leap like a FREAK, but that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls open for attack...

...Does it hurt now?
You broke a thermometer... in my hand
Lalalaaaaa laaaa Rub it all in my hair...

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div>

Holy crap that movie was SH*T. *I've never disliked something more than that movie. *I'm still bitter about paying to see it! * [/b]

Wow, you sound just like me talking about The Matrix: Reloaded!

Hell, I'll just repost what I said about it on another board:

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I actually gave TMR the finger when it ended. Literally. There was a mother with some young children sitting behind me and I think she gasped something in horror, but screw it, she shouldn't have taken her kids to see an R-rated movie if she can't handle 'em seeing a PG-13 hand gesture. I can't remember the last time I suffered that much in a movie theater. I wasn't expecting it to be as good as the original, but jeeezuz krist... I guess the Wachowski bros swallowed their own hype. I didn't \"not get it\", I saw right through it. The most intellectually challenging aspect of the film was wondering: how is it even possible to make heavily-choreographed mass combat between superhuman martial artists seem that boring?

All apologies to you people who somehow managed to enjoy that movie; I know there are a lot of you. I'm only trying to be honest...

:finger:

28 days later....






...she had her period again.



Actually, I kinda liked this movie. It was quite the blatant rip off of "Omega Man" but.. still alright I found. I especially loved it because while buddy boy is walking around the city for the first time, they play one of my favorite songs:

"East Hasting" by Godspeed You Black Emperor!

Personally.. I hate the movie, "Shadow Skill" and "Deep Impact" the most. I won't even get into why I hate those movies.. it would make me stupider.. oh no.. is stupider a word? It's beginning! Must end reply!!

~ Michae... you know who I am!

Shadow Skill was another one I didn't make it all the way through. It was rendering me seriously retarded, so I turned it off.

I completely forgot about TMR. I thought it was ok, but no better than just ok. It certainly isn't on my favorite movie list and it made a rapid ascent on my shit list.

the labrynth kicked ass. david bowie is cool.

did you vote in the poll?

who, me? yes i did, about five minutes ago!

You know what I think the best black and white movie is, 12 Angry Men.

Anyone else like that movie?

hmm...lemme think...sounds familiar...no, i remember A Few Good Men, but that's all..wait, what was it about again?

A dozen pissed off males

har har.

Lately or in the past? There's alot, the most recent was The Princess and the Frog. Disney has gone down hill, bad.

The Hangover. I can't believe the praise this movie is getting.. I couldn't even be assed to watch the whole thing.. I mean, none of the characters are funny, or even remotely interesting. And the plot is just a trainwreck. And not a funny trainwreck.

Normally i'm pretty easily amused and not very picky when it comes to comedies. But I couldn't find a single scene in this movie amusing no matter how hard I tried. Can't remember any particular scenes except the one where a random valet guy drives up to the main characters with a cop car and hands them the key for some reason. The movie is full of these "WTF?" moments, and they're not funny. They didn't make me laugh, just scratch my head. It makes the humor feel so forced that it ends up not being funny at all imo.

I also vaguely remember a scene where some guys sit around in a car throwing a used condom at eachother.. Seriously. Do the people behind this movie think we're ALL 12 years old?

Fuck this shit. I'm off to watch Monty Python

Wow... this thread was made when I was 10 years old

6+ years since last post? really? I'll leave it open since it's universal, but wow.