Thread: Does God know who he is since he has no beginning?

He has been having an identity crisis ever since, well, he has always been having one. He changes his hair color every few weeks and can't make up his mind about what his name is.

This made me lul!

That's a good point. Maybe that's the whole meaning of life right there!

The Meaning of Life = God has an Identity Crisis

God has an identity crisis, so he makes an enormous amount of clones of himself and sends them throughout the universe to live different lives and help him figure out who he really is ("finding God"). Then he sees that the clones are turning their lives into chaos and killing each other off so he sends an improved clone to tell all the other clones to behave but they revolt and kill him, the bastards, though the idea serves its purpose and the majority of the clones see the error of their ways.

Well...thoughts out loud.

I think if there is a god, he's just so cool that he doesn't give a shit.

Lol Merlock, 'better clone.'

This thread is tending toward the Hindu notion of all phenomena as God at play, Brahma deliberately convincing himself he's countless separate things, for fun.

Originally Posted by Merlock

God has an identity crisis, so he makes an enormous amount of clones of himself and sends them throughout the universe to live different lives and help him figure out who he really is ("finding God"). Then he sees that the clones are turning their lives into chaos and killing each other off so he sends an improved clone to tell all the other clones to behave but they revolt and kill him, the bastards, though the idea serves its purpose and the majority of the clones see the error of their ways.

However as the clones begin to degenerate again at the turn of the 20th century God sends a more powerful clone back in time to kill the mother of the original clone, Mary, in order to try the whole thing again. What he didn't expect however was that the normal clones also sent back a warrior to combat this cyborg clone sent to destroy Mary. What ensues is a battle between the unstoppable Terminator clone and Mary and the clone sent back from the future to make sure the original special clone was born; in doing this however the guy sent back to protect Mary realises he is in fact the father of the clone she gives birth to.

Needless to say eventually Mary and teh warrior destroy the Terminator and live in peace, with Mary giving birth to "Jesus" as expected. However on his 14th birthday, while he is at the arcade God sends back in time a more powerful clone who can meld into liquid metal to destroy him; luckily, the original cyborg clone from earlier has been captured by the humans in the 20th century and sent back to protect the young Jesus from the aptly named T-1000. What ensues is a n epic battle between Jesus and the terminator and Mary and the T-1000. In the end they finally manage to defeat him and Jesus lives and is crucified as the Bible tells. The period of Jesus' life when he was fighting the T-1000 has been cut from the bible, as you will see if you investigate.



That's pretty much true.

So there is a god according to you guys but he is just tricking himself and he doesn't even know how he came to be?

Are their any christians who have a good answer to this? I'd like to hear what one would say...

No Christian will answer that because it is why atheists find religion LULZ full.

Originally Posted by dragonoverlord

So there is a god according to you guys but he is just tricking himself and he doesn't even know how he came to be?

Are their any christians who have a good answer to this? I'd like to hear what one would say...

Actually I was re-telling the stories of the first two terminator films with biblical characters for your entertainment.



I'm an atheist, yeah.

Actually I was re-telling the stories of the first two terminator films with biblical characters for your entertainment.



I'm an atheist, yeah.

LOL ya your post reminded me alot of that family guy episode
"The king and I".

If your idea ever becomes a movie its gonna come out like that i think....

If It/He existed before time began then he all ready knew what it/he was. If it's mind is infinite, then it's perception and understanding of all things would be known, because everything is not finite - it is in fact infinite. In order for it to exist it would need to be an infinite mind that is infinitely aware and knowing. An ignorant infinite mind would make no sense.

God has multiple personality disorder. It all makes sense now.

Originally Posted by Absolute

If It/He existed before time began then he all ready knew what it/he was. If it's mind is infinite, then it's perception and understanding of all things would be known, because everything is not finite - it is in fact infinite. In order for it to exist it would need to be an infinite mind that is infinitely aware and knowing. An ignorant infinite mind would make no sense.

But some infinities are larger than others, no?

Surely an infinite mind would be capable of infinite ignorance?