Thread: I guess creationism isn't science *funny*

Lol we used to joke about that before a few tests. "Jesus is the answer, right? Well why do I need to study for this test?"

Nice find.

"Sorry, the correct answer was 'Thor' for all 20 questions."

Haha in Bio my teacher made a big announcement about how "God" and "Jesus" couldn't be the answer and whatnot.

I thought one of my students came up with the "Jesus is the answer" way of answering test questions. Now I know he didn't. Got him!

When I taught school, one of my students pulled out a Bible during class and started reading it, or acting like she was reading it so I would feel like I had to let her break the rule about materials that are not class related. She argued and argued with me. She refused to put it away and ended up yelling, "But it's the Bible!" My angry response to that was, "I don't care if God stands next to you and says you can read it! This is my class, and you can't have that book on your desk!" Then I sent her to the office, where she actually bothered to again make the argument that it was the Bible. She must have thought she was at a Catholic school or something. Nothing stands between me and my paycheck!

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I thought one of my students came up with the "Jesus is the answer" way of answering test questions. Now I know he didn't. Got him!

When I taught school, one of my students pulled out a Bible during class and started reading it, or acting like she was reading it so I would feel like I had to let her break the rule about materials that are not class related. She argued and argued with me. She refused to put it away and ended up yelling, "But it's the Bible!" My angry response to that was, "I don't care if God stands next to you and says you can read it! This is my class, and you can't have that book on your desk!" Then I sent her to the office, where she actually bothered to again make the argument that it was the Bible. She must have thought she was at a Catholic school or something. Nothing stands between me and my paycheck!

Where did you teach? If you don't mind.

Originally Posted by De-lousedInTheComatorium

Where did you teach? If you don't mind.

a private school in the Jackson metro area I guess my post gave a clue about what schools it was not. I don't want to step too far out of the boundaries of anonymity here. Maybe I will give you some hints through PM's if you have some good guesses.

Where did you go to high school? What if you were one of my students?

UM, I always thought you were a lawyer.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

UM, I always thought you were a lawyer.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I taught school...

Now I'm in business. I don't want there to ever be a connection between my business life and what I have said on this site. It wouldn't go over too well. What shows up here is my backstage alterego (real self).

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Now I'm in business. I don't want there to ever be a connection between my business life and what I have said on this site. It wouldn't go over too well. What shows up here is my backstage alterego (real self).

But of course, same here.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

But of course, same here.

Guess I'm one who doesn't care considering my name is in my avatar. Free publicity!



(Buy my book!)

I was reading reviews on your book a few days ago. Looks very good.

Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration

I was reading reviews on your book a few days ago. Looks very good.

Thank you Gestalt!

Unfortunately both reviewers needed a lesson in proper grammar and sentence structure, guess you gotta take what you can get.

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

Guess I'm one who doesn't care considering my name is in my avatar. Free publicity! (Buy my book!)

I didn't realize what that was, sorry.

I guess if you are going to be an author, you have to be willing for people to read your words and know who you are. At least your pen name anyway. If that's your job, I guess it's OK--the problem is when it isn't your job.