Thread: I Have Seen The Light!

Originally Posted by Mark75

If this doesn't convince you, nothing will!

Click here, heathen!
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I wonder how he explains poison ivy, mosquitos and Rap Music then.

LMFAO, Leo, that was great.

he should have compared the "banana to mouth" thing to a "penis to mouth" thing, because that sucked.

Just look. Look how perfect a penis fits in the human hand!!! But i thought Christian religions were against masturbation. ITS PROOF!!! Did you see him when he was simulating how perfect a banana fits into the human mouth? Pricelessy gay

Please. If anyone calls that proof they are mentally retarted. I could just as easily say that God made my fist flat so i could punch babies in the face, or how the shape of our head and neck is perfect for hanging ourselves.

I know this may be too complicated for some of you, but ill say it anyway.
"correlation does not implicate causation"
in other words, just two things "go together", like a banana and the human hand, doesnt mean they are related.

Just more proof how desperate Christians are to validate their own religion. I sense.....doubt

Pricelessly gay.

watch the guy sitting next to the dude with the banana. The whole time he is chuckling and giggling, probably because he cant believe the bullshit he is hearing.

god also made my penis with a non slip surface

surely this equates more to proving evolution than god?
on two counts

1. bananas that are easy for primates to hold have a greater chance of being consumed
consumtion is good for the bananas as the primates will shit out the seeds and spread the banana plant to new areas
therefore these primate-friendly bananas have a greater chance of survival
thereby diminishing the population of primate-unfriendly bananas

2. modern day bananas are specially bred so they are seedless
furthering my theory that the devil is at work, trying to destroy the natural cycle of life on this planet

tell this guy to stick the banana up his arse
the more bananas he has lodged in his arse
the greater chance he has of dying

Originally Posted by Leo

I wonder how he explains poison ivy, mosquitos and Rap Music then.
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Hahahahahaha!

My question would have been

"And what about apples?"

heh, funny.

really.

ha!

Hahaha, I love that video. AFAIK he actually gave up that argument when someone pointed out that wild banannas a quite different, and the reason it looks so designed for human consumption is that it has been designed - over generations of farmers.

Well if he's right, then I know that god hates me. The "tabs" always break on me and it usually ends in a mushy, gross banana that gets thrown away and a hungry Mark that isn't getting enough vitamin C.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Well if he's right, then I know that god hates me. The "tabs" always break on me and it usually ends in a mushy, gross banana that gets thrown away and a hungry Mark that isn't getting enough vitamin C.
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LOL! same here

wtf

Watermelons prove that Earth's humans are completely irrelevant to the rest of the universe.

I agree with Ynot's theory about how bananas evolved to fit hand shape because the ones that fit hands the best had the best chances of being taken up and having their seeds spread. More evidence for evolution. If God had created them directly for humans, he would have put more state of the art handles on them. He would have also made them without the need for peels, like berries and apples. The guy in the video inadvertently accuses God of doing a half ass job.

I want to add that bananas evolved according to ape hands before there were humans. Sometimes Christians get way too arrogant about humanity's significance on Earth. That guy should know that apes go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy back. He sounds like people who claim that Christopher Colombus discovered a continent where millions of people had been living for thousands of years. It ignores a very long past. It is apes that benefit from fruit shape conveniences. Humans have plates, bowls, forks, spoons, and now blenders and Ginsu knives. What do we care?