As a former christian, i think i can help you out.
You see, god is like a toddler. He was sick of sitting around with nothing to do. So he created humans (those dinosour bones from millions of years ago are just a figment of your imagination).
He was so bored that he decided to play cat and mouse games with us by giving us free will. He enjoys sending the obedient to heaven and the bad to hell. Our lives are like a game to him, a testing game.
God is like a todler because he is selfish. He wants everyone to look at him and glorify him. Maybe, since god is a todler, we should potty train him.
Oh, ya, god is not perfect. He changes from a vengful, judgmental god in the Old Testament to a loving, caring god in the new testament. That, right there defies perfection
Im sure some smirky christian will try to prove me wrong




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