Thread: I'm tired of being called an atheist...

lol- and what do you offer in your afterlife?

Oh, and what is the name of your new religion?

Pie beats the shit out of cake, I can't believe anyone would ever prefer cake to pie, ever, that's just blasphemy.

And pirates are better than ninjas

I think it's time for a jihad. Once you name your religion I'm officially delcaring a jihad on it.

FOLLOW NOT THE FALSE PATH TO SALVATION!

I'm definitely game. Give it a name and I will officially become your sheep.

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Pie beats the shit out of cake, I can't believe anyone would ever prefer cake to pie, ever, that's just blasphemy.

And pirates are better than ninjas

I think it's time for a jihad. Once you name your religion I'm officially delcaring a jihad on it.

FOLLOW NOT THE FALSE PATH TO SALVATION!

Blasphemer! You are hereby exclused from the block party

lol- you still have not named yourself Oh god of the nameless religion which offers no afterlife

The name is still under serious debate. I wouldn't want to impose before its ready. also, I don't see you out creating your own religion, so bare with me here... jesus

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Pie beats the shit out of cake....

That is THE single dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Die.

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

I'm definitely game. Give it a name and I will officially become your sheep.

Likewise.

Originally Posted by kichu

That is THE single dumbest thing I have ever heard.

J - ya. Cake could beat up pie without even being iced, man. That's how fucking awesome it is.

Anyway, this religion. I approve of it.

I'm thinking of naming the religion "Carlinism" after the late great George Carlin, anyone opposed?

You're the creator of this new religion- you don't need the opinion of your sheep

This is true, also the magic 8-ball agrees. I officially name the religion Carlinism

If I sign up, do I have to do anything?

Just follow the 5 rules and you're set

Originally Posted by metcalfracing

4. Understand pirates are not less than or greater than ninjas, they are equal to them

Too much work, I'm out.

Fine, but our parties are intense... just toss the idea over in your head and get back with me.

Originally Posted by metcalfracing

I'm tired of being called an atheist...

Did your becoming an atheist have anything to do with your discussions in this forum? I remember debating you about God a lot when you were a Christian. Am I at fault at all?

"I'm tired of being called a human being, because human beings are disgusting, angry, and selfish creatures that only know how to destroy, consume, and reproduce!"

Who cares about names?

Super King does.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Did your becoming an atheist have anything to do with your discussions in this forum? I remember debating you about God a lot when you were a Christian. Am I at fault at all?

Haha, nope, sorry can't give you credit for that. Actually, its very likely that your blatent attacks on my beliefs only served to exacerbate my faith. In the case of religion, fire doesn't fight fire...

You can PM me if you want to know the really long depressing true reason for my atheism.

... But that aside, you down for a little Carlinism? We only fight fire with beer... in retrospect, that probably wasn't the best idea...

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Did your becoming an atheist have anything to do with your discussions in this forum? I remember debating you about God a lot when you were a Christian. Am I at fault at all?

Well you were in me.

Originally Posted by metcalfracing

Haha, nope, sorry can't give you credit for that. Actually, its very likely that your blatent attacks on my beliefs only served to exacerbate my faith. In the case of religion, fire doesn't fight fire...

I didn't attack. I debated. That is what I do here. But this provides a good opportunity for me to tell you that I am not actually out to change anybody's mind. My goal is to understand the other side. I really would not want to find out that I converted you to atheism. For real. Thank you for the good news.

Originally Posted by Grod

Well you were in me.

Uh-oh. Sorry. This is where I encourage you to study Taoism and Zen in their original and basic forms because I agree with most of their ideas about the nature of reality, and they don't try to scare people's heads off with terrible ideas about supernatural wrath. They are about ultimate enlightenment and inner peace.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I didn't attack. I debated. That is what I do here. But this provides a good opportunity for me to tell you that I am not actually out to change anybody's mind. My goal is to understand the other side. I really would not want to find out that I converted you to atheism. For real. Thank you for the good news.

semanics...

However, you're probably right about "attacks," I should choose my words better. Though, I mostly remember neruo's hardcore ignorance and flame addiction...

So are you ready to shake off your atheism and join the one true religion? Just say the word and you're in, my friend

I want in! haha

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Uh-oh. Sorry. This is where I encourage you to study Taoism and Zen in their original and basic forms because I agree with most of their ideas about the nature of reality, and they don't try to scare people's heads off with terrible ideas about supernatural wrath. They are about ultimate enlightenment and inner peace.

Haha, it's all good. Thanks for the "wake up".