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- 11-09-2005 02:01 PM #1Member
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The Jesus Suit
Best when read with a thick hillbilly accent...
The Jesus Suit
Well, I made man
And Man done sinned.
So I beat him up good
But he did it agin.
I knew that he would,
And then I thought "Shoot!
It's time to dress up
In my Jesus Suit."
So I got me some bones
And some flesh and some blood.
Had it made by the best
And it fit pretty good.
Kinda tight round the chest
But I looked real cute,
All dressed up
In my Jesus Suit.
Then I came down to Earth
Walked around like a man.
Which I was, in a way
I don't quite understand.
Fully man, so they say,
With divine attributes.
Holy Gawd, wholly clothed
In my Jesus Suit.
Humans owed me a debt
And I wanted it paid.
Should I murder them all
Again? Nah... too depraved.
So to pay for The Fall
I was their substitute
And I got myself killed
In my Jesus Suit.
Pretty whack, dontcha think?
I know it don't make sense.
My accountant's on crack -
That's my only defense.
Anyways, I'll be back
- So objections are moot -
Soon as I get the blood stains
Outta my Jesus Suit.Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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- 11-09-2005 08:33 PM #2plant cousin star matter Achievements:
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Originally Posted by really 
- 11-10-2005 07:51 AM #3Member
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lol...nah, it's actually the lyrics to this song parody on a local radio station here. They have this guy that sounds like Larry the Cable Guy singing it...it's hilarious, when sung over a banjo.
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- 11-10-2005 08:02 AM #4
Of course he didn't write it. Don't you know no one is original anymore?
- 11-10-2005 08:19 AM #5Member
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Ok ok...here's something original...in fact I just wrote it.Originally posted by Aquanina
Of course he didn't write it. Don't you know no one is original anymore?
Give me, Give me
Give me, give me,
I want it now.
And if I don’t get it,
I’ll have a cow.
Give me, give me,
You guys suck.
Say something funny,
You lame ass fuck.
Give me, give me,
My life is dull.
Entertain me dolt,
Or a hump your skull.
Give me, Give me,
You Stupid Whore.
Give me, Give me,
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- 11-10-2005 08:26 AM #6
Now that was brilliant. Truly inspirational. Let's fuck.
edit: I think "stupid whore" should have been in there somewhere...
- 11-10-2005 08:58 AM #7Member
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Ok, suggestion added...but only because fucking is part of the deal.
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- 11-10-2005 10:35 AM #8Yoi yume wo~! Achievements:
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Awesome, ITM, simply awesome!
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- 11-10-2005 01:23 PM #9
that's hot James
I'm inexplicably drawn toward you
it's...it's.........it's the way you WORD things I CAN'T HELP MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEFLAFLAFFLEAFFLEAFFLE
- 11-10-2005 01:59 PM #10Member
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I'll take that quiff as a compliment.Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
it's...it's.........it's the way you WORD things I CAN'T HELP MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEFLAFLAFFLEAFFLEAFFLE
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- 11-10-2005 02:10 PM #11
*holds imaginary microphone up to her mouth*
HAVE I TOOOOOLD YOU LATELY...............THAT I LOVE YOU.
- 11-10-2005 04:18 PM #12Yoi yume wo~! Achievements:
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Oh god, not the Whitney Houston impression again.Originally posted by Aquanina
*holds imaginary microphone up to her mouth*
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- 11-10-2005 04:51 PM #13
dude that's Rod Stewart
- 11-10-2005 06:05 PM #14Yoi yume wo~! Achievements:
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Oh shit, my bad.Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
dude that's Rod Stewart
I guess the only Rod Stewart song I've ever heard is Rhythm of My Heart, so I wouldn't know.
I love that song -- was on one of my Mom's homemade compilation cassette tapes. So many memories...*sniff*Now permanently residing at Danny Phantom Online, under the name Mabaroshiwoou.
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- 11-10-2005 07:42 PM #15"O" will suffice.
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I resent that.Originally posted by Aquanina
Of course he didn't write it. Don't you know no one is original anymore?
.....Ok..that avatar of yours has bought your way out of this one....but just this once....That seductive hypno-shit won't work on me anymore!!!
(....Lol...damn...that was so unconvincing I should kick my Own ass.
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- 11-11-2005 05:51 AM #16
Ok guys...from now on senseless stays in senseless...got it?
- 11-24-2005 05:12 PM #17Banned
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I'm glad I can't put my head in the sand as well as you guys,Originally posted by ob+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ob)</div>hat's hot James
I'm inexplicably drawn toward you
it's...it's.........it's the way you WORD things I CAN'T HELP MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEFLAFLAFFLEAFFLEAFFLE[/b]
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- 12-14-2005 11:11 PM #18Member
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Ah! The blood stains!
That's we're all waiting for? For those to come out?!
Everybody pay for cleanliness!! It is next to Godliness!!
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Best. Song. Ever.
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