Thread: Say One Day, The One Of Two Raptures Happen.

what WOULD u do?

If it happens according to Revelations, I immediately will start believing the teachings of Christianity, I will shout that with great enthusiasm to God, I will ask for forgiveness for all of my sins, and I will voice to God and Jesus my relentless devotion to them and my harsh stance against the forces of Satan. If it happens according to the Koran, I immediately face Mecca with a towel on my head and start praying to Allah. If it happens according to Zoroastrianism, I go to the library and find out just what on Earth Zoroastrianism is about and act accordingly. I will do whatever I am supposed to do to be right according to whatever version of God turns out to be real. Until any of that happens, I stand by my former point that for God to be everywhere, his penis would have to be in everybody's asses, including his son's.

I'm with Universal...

I would climb the big bamboo tower into the next world up and bring some corn with me.

id buy some blacktar heroin and shootup like there was no tomorrow or something...

Even if God exists, he has a lot of explaining to do with all the killing he does in the bible...

"You know, we mustn't let him get away with it. Oh no, we certainly musn't let Him get away scot-free for all the sorrow He's caused us. Someday I'm going to make Him pay. I know when. On the Judgement Day. Yes, that's the day I'll be close enough to reach out and grab that little yokel by His neck and -" [/b]

Im with universal too. Go with the winning team!

I think it would be a good time to pick up girls...

Originally Posted by nameless

Let's not argue about whether or not you believe in God or how many or when the raptures are. Say one morning you wake up and you find out millions of people across the world disappear and a lot of "end-time" signs happen so you know it's the Revelation prophecy coming true.

What would you do?
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A reality check.

*duh*

Originally Posted by The

A reality check.

*duh*
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Of course! Thinking like that is what makes a successful lucid dreamer. I obviously didn't jump to that, and that is why I have been slacking off lately with my lucid dreams. I need to get back to being ready to mentally respond in that way. When you keep thinking like that, your attempts at lucidity become much more successful.

Originally Posted by nameless

Let's not argue about whether or not you believe in God or how many or when the raptures are. Say one morning you wake up and you find out millions of people across the world disappear and a lot of "end-time" signs happen so you know it's the Revelation prophecy coming true.

What would you do?

If you don't know what happens, read the Book of Revelatin in the bible.
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buy a new house. Real Estate will REALLY be cheap.

Then, get a new Job. There will be a great many job openings.

And since it was Christians that were taken up, the Jobs should be easy enough -- something any idiot could do.