Thread: Toast on Mary! God exists! Christians win!

Originally Posted by Stephent91

^ Link!


So now, not only does Mary appear on toast, but toast appears on Mary! As said by the founder, it's, "so clearly this must be some kind of message from God."

I literally almost just shat myself laughing!

Lol yeah, they are always very funny. I remember something about Jesus's face being on a waffle once too. It's always the Catholics

"Some claimed that the appearance of the toast heralded the end of the world as know it, and that a new world order based on liberty, justice and wholewheat loaves for all would soon follow." lol.

or you can go with the ever popular jesus in the clouds

There's no reverse though of clouds in the Jesus.

This is good because it has two sides. Just like toast! A revelation!

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/holy-...f-2/index.html

I guess this is how they get the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese lolol

"Often it takes an almost suicidal leap of faith to see your chosen deity appear in your breakfast. You may have to squint sideways through blue Venetian silk stretched over the branches of a two hundred year old Abyssinian cedar tree, on the last Wednesday in June, whilst standing on one leg in a an old sink half filled with water drawn by neutered goats from the 'Well of Indecision' high in the Kibla mountains - and even then, you may still find you're just looking at what will now be a rather cold piece of toast."



I think I might get one of those!

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Way to ruin it.

I did search for that lady's name though, and she's a gospel sunday school teacher.