Top100 Insane fundamentalists sayings on forums

[Rakjavik]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

This was listed on the comedy section of digg.com. I don't find it funny. I find it terrifying.

[Gramps]

Wow! There's a lot of screwball stuff there! Depressing.............

[Carôusoul]

I await. It looks fun.

[Carôusoul]

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"



Fun in a quote, right there.

[Universal Mind]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

[Xox]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Is this...a joke??

[Carôusoul]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

[Carôusoul]

Is this...a joke??

Nope, welcome to fundamental christianity.

[Siиdяed]

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years

Damn it, those Christians have all the answers. We just can't win!

[Rakjavik]

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

If I ever met the woman who did this, I'm afraid I would turn into every atheist stereotype she and her crazy friends made up.

[bluefinger]

My eyes! My eyes!! They are bleeding! I'm laughing so hard that tears have ceased to be shed, and instead have been replaced with a steady stream of blood...

That link is both hilarious and horrifying... I couldn't even reach down half the page before it was too much...

[ThePhobiaViewed]

This is exactly why old church people should not be allowed on computers.

I love how people go to church and then think that they have the knowledge to disprove evolution and science and everything that they know nothing about. At least a lot of atheists have looked at data and chosen for themselves that they don't see a reason for a god to exist.

If there was a definite answer to whether there is a god or not then we would know it, but for right now it seems that the atheists on the internet at least know what they are talking about and the senile Christians do not (I believe in a god by the way, but for my own reasons, not some stupid idea that monkeys don't live for millions of years so we couldn't have evolved from them, or that humans aren't born as monkeys so we couldn't have evolved from like people claim on that page lol)

Very entertaining but how stupid can people be?

Edit: I found one that I thought was really funny:

"If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic."

[Carôusoul]

we gotta add this one from "Psychology Student" [no offence if you read this; but it is quite reminiscient of these quotes.]


"Man your like a lawyer trying to get God on a technicality, while not realising that he is the judge! "

[Photolysis]

If some of those comments weren't so tragic and depressingly stupid, it'd be hilarious.

Very sad about the boy who's ignorant parents completely failed him in their duties. (He was homosexual but his parents' complete lack of understanding and help eventually caused him to take his own life).

The one on the 2nd law of thermodynamics is a classic though. Shows just how these people have no idea what they're talking about.

[ThePhobiaViewed]

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"



Fun in a quote, right there.

Someone should tell them Jesus wasn't the only SUN!

[StephenT]

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie



Christians even do horrible in math.

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?




The winner of the year!

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

[Carôusoul]

This is now my dumping ground for funny R/S quotes:

Hey, God has free choice too! Omniscience can get boring!

[psychology student]

we gotta add this one from "Psychology Student" [no offence if you read this; but it is quite reminiscient of these quotes.]


"Man your like a lawyer trying to get God on a technicality, while not realising that he is the judge!"

it was a joke, you left out the smiley face, but no problem.

[Carôusoul]

it was a joke, you left out the smiley face, but no problem.

edited.

[ThePhobiaViewed]

I found another one of their science geniuses:


"Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"

[Siиdяed]

Aw. They actually think they have us, though.

[Mes Tarrant]

My eyes! My eyes!! They are bleeding! I'm laughing so hard that tears have ceased to be shed, and instead have been replaced with a steady stream of blood...

Omfg, that made me crack up laughing at a quite public place.

I found another one of their science geniuses:


"Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"

Genius. Why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, it's because I'm actually Muslim, isn't it.

[Siиdяed]

Genius. Why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, it's because I'm actually Muslim, isn't it.

6. You can't seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)

Whut?

[skysaw]

My favorite... simple and elegant!

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

[Rakjavik]

I've got to stop reading them, I'm alternating between fury and just plain losing my mind. I think it's because way to many of them are harping on us homos.