Thread: What every kid wants

Originally Posted by Rakjavik

Armor of God PJs!!!!!!!!



http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/


Just a little bit of sad humor to brighten your day.

Hahaha they look like theyre on drugs!

and that kids will want to wear them and FEEL SAFER in the dark...like every kid is afraid of the dark.

BULLSHIT!

All this stuff does is create external confidence in a child. They won't believe in their own capabilities, they will believe that God will solve all their problems. Indoctrination FTL. Even if God were real, this level of brainwashing is wrong.

Ironic it says "Truth" seeing as the definition of truth is "a verified or indisputable fact...".

You know Fundies, they have the copyright on TRUTH. Just read rapture ready.

Nice find Rak. This is right up there with the automated prayer service http://www.informationageprayer.com/index.html

If I had kids I would purchase those jammies for them.

Originally Posted by Sandform

If I had kids I would purchase those jammies for them.

So you could take pictures of them and make fun of them mercilessly when they grow up?

No I just think they are cute. But I wouldn't make them wear the hats...those seem rather bulky.

(although I should note the cuteness comes from the silliness of it, not necessarily the way it looks)

The inventor is going to make a sweet buck off of that idea.

"Can you babysit my child tonight Father Bob?"
"Why yes I would be delighted"

Later in the bedroom with candles lit.

"Johnie, we're going to play a game, but first...... put on these Armor Of God PJs"

Hahahahah, "C'mon kids, let's go search for the Holy Grail!" OMG those are lame.

'God gave me the idea', or it could have been your own twisted thinking.

This reminds me of a documentary a couple days ago called Jesus Camp. Not only are these kids forced by their parents to go to summer camp (which most seem to really enjoy.) But they're fed so much non-bible related propaganda such as: Watching Harry Potter is a sin, they're Warlocks, and they practice witchcraft.

Most kids come from families that attend those Evangelical "mega-churches". With people singing and dancing, running down the aisles with their hands up, and the occasional "exorcisms" performed by the pastors.

I've been to one of these churches a couple of times before. The congregation is judgmental as shit. There's really not much preaching of the bible. It's a pastor up on his stage spewing political propaganda (abortion is evil, God bless OUR troops, and bless pres. bush.)

My point is...these are exactly the kind of people that would make their kids wear this God's armor bullshit.

I have the armor of god, and It sure as hell does not look anything remotely like that.

I agree with Black_Eagle on:

All this stuff does is create external confidence in a child. They won't believe in their own capabilities...

Originally Posted by torin_93

Hahaha they look like theyre on drugs!

and that kids will want to wear them and FEEL SAFER in the dark...like every kid is afraid of the dark.

BULLSHIT!

so they want to feel safe in the dark.....so what?

everyone does something to feel safer at night, most people just hold their penis, but hey! to each his own

Originally Posted by Matt5678

so they want to feel safe in the dark.....so what?

everyone does something to feel safer at night, most people just hold their penis, but hey! to each his own

I didn't know so many women had penises in jars.

I want them. Goldney, buy me them.

Originally Posted by Sandform

I didn't know so many women had penises in jars.

yeah, something like that.

i can only assume......