Thread: What would you say if you ended up in hell?

Well i am not religious at all, but do believe that something hapens to ou after you die, not neccieserily involving a god.

But if that were to happen to me, i would just be extremely pissed at that god because i didn't deserve to be there. But i guess thats all i could do, since he/she is a god(ass) and all.

"Shit Yeah"

Hell is where all the fun people go.

I would say "fuck" and then try to make the best of it.

thats all? you would be "really pissed?"

Why do you say you wouldn't deserve to be there? because God didn't give you enough chances? or because God didn't give enough proof that he exists? Or because you believed that you did more good things than bad things? because it was unfair to create us in the first place?

explanations my friend, explanations.

I'd leave silently without a care...perhaps kick the Devil hard a few times as I went.
I'd then go up to Heaven and slap God around a few times too for being so arrogant.
Then I'd go about my own business.

Ultimate potential = ultimate power = no one and nothing can force us to "end up" in Hell or anywhere eternally. There can never be any being ultimately more powerful than any other, only at any given moment in time.

Hence, I would gain enough power to leave and do so.
After all, it's not a pleasant place, from what I've been told.

let me rephrase, because I really want to know all of your guy's opinions on this.

Hell is crap okay? whether its emotional pain forever, or physical pain forever, hell=crap to the max.

what would you say if you ended up in crap hell, not your own version of hell, where you can skip around and talk to people, or slap god in the face or whatever, but a lonely, tormentful, painful hell. something like a really bad acid or drug trip.

THEN, what would you say to the real god? or gods. (for reals) if you ended up there

Originally Posted by Dewitback

let me rephrase, because I really want to know all of your guy's opinions on this.

Hell is crap okay? whether its emotional pain forever, or physical pain forever, hell=crap to the max.

what would you say if you ended up in crap hell, not your own version of hell, where you can skip around and talk to people, or slap god in the face or whatever, but a lonely, tormentful, painful hell. something like a really bad acid or drug trip.

THEN, what would you say to the real god? or gods. (for reals) if you ended up there

This question seems utterly pointless. What would be the point in saying anything? It's like asking, "What would you wear?"

You can't impose a given on those you're asking.

You're asking what would happen if I "ended up" in Hell, whatever it may be realised as. But my position is that no one and nothing can force me to "end up" or remain in Hell. Hence, the above comment of mine.

Not everyone believes that the concept of Hell is absolute, that there's no way out. Not everyone thinks that there are absolute ultimate dead ends like Heaven or Hell. Some people are ambitious enough to realise that we are all-powerful in the end.

I'd still say shit yeah.

I'd rather spend an eternity in torment rather than bow down before a tyrannical, genocidal monster thats a total egomaniac, that has killed countless millions of people, enough to make Hitler or Stalin look like Ghandi.

Statistically, according to the holy book, Satan has killed fewer people than God. So statistically speaking, I have a better chance of a good life in Hell rather than Heaven.

After a while of suffering I'd probably break down in some way and wish I apologized to God, but that would merely be the product of me no longer wanting to suffer. In a rational state of mind, like I am now, I would stand on principle and never bow down before a monster such as God.

Hell is the new Heaven.

Originally Posted by Merlock

You can't impose a given on those you're asking.

You're asking what would happen if I "ended up" in Hell, whatever it may be realised as. But my position is that no one and nothing can force me to "end up" or remain in Hell. Hence, the above comment of mine.

Not everyone believes that the concept of Hell is absolute, that there's no way out. Not everyone thinks that there are absolute ultimate dead ends like Heaven or Hell. Some people are ambitious enough to realise that we are all-powerful in the end.

Well then don't answer my question, because I'm giving a question based on certain standards. its like asking, what if there were monsters underneath your bed, and they wanted to hurt you? and then you reply, well, in my opinion, monsters don't hurt, and I would become a monster too. it would defeat the purpose of the question.

Originally Posted by Dewitback

thats all? you would be "really pissed?"

Why do you say you wouldn't deserve to be there? because God didn't give you enough chances? or because God didn't give enough proof that he exists? Or because you believed that you did more good things than bad things? because it was unfair to create us in the first place?

explanations my friend, explanations.

I didn't explain because i don't really know. <- airgo because im not religious at all

And i would only be really pissed because i believe i would go to heaven because i am a nice person. therefore i would have hope hat "gods" decision could be changed and i would go to heaven or at least not hell.

Originally Posted by Dewitback

Well then don't answer my question, because I'm giving a question based on certain standards. its like asking, what if there were monsters underneath your bed, and they wanted to hurt you? and then you reply, well, in my opinion, monsters don't hurt, and I would become a monster too. it would defeat the purpose of the question.

So this is a question for everyone except those who point out that it's nonsense?

no, its a "if this, then what" question.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

This question seems utterly pointless. What would be the point in saying anything? It's like asking, "What would you wear?"

Don't you ever ask "what would you wear?"

^^ i.e. "hypothetical."

And mine was an "if this, then that" answer... (If I ended up there, I'd leave.)
At last, we can all have peace...

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

^^ i.e. "hypothetical."

lol, thats the word.

Originally Posted by Dewitback

lol, thats the word.

I would be the first person to ever break out of hell and kill god. In fact my next book I'm planning on writing is about this happening.

whats your first book? "Killing Satan"?

in all seriousness and curiosity, what is your other book?

I'd take control.

Originally Posted by Dewitback

in all seriousness and curiosity, what is your other book?

google my avatar. My second book is a thriller/scifi about lucid dreaming which is half done.

Well, if Hell is ruled by the guy who rebelled against god and his ways and was cast out for not thinking like everyone else, I'd say it's where all the cool people go. All that fire and torture stuff is to scare people. Really, I bet the devil is a cool dude who plays in a blues band. I'd say, "which way to the nearest party?"

Originally Posted by Replicon

Well, if Hell is ruled by the guy who rebelled against god and his ways and was cast out for not thinking like everyone else, I'd say it's where all the cool people go. All that fire and torture stuff is to scare people. Really, I bet the devil is a cool dude who plays in a blues band. I'd say, "which way to the nearest party?"

Heh. Good point.

There would probably be nothing to say except, "OUCH!!!!! FUCK THAT HURTS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!" If I had a time out to talk to God, I might say, "Hey bud, what's your problem?"

I wonder what he would say back then. Maybe something like, "You did not acknowledge the fact that I exist when I made it really seem like I don't exist. Therefore you are to be tortured for eternity! I even had myself tortured back home in the form of my son so I could change my own irrational rules. I am LOVE!"