Thread: hilarious dreams, anyone?

Hey there,

I have them as well. Sometimes they aren't even all that funny at face value, but I find myself having to laugh out loud all the same. Its usually really silly things. The last one had my stepfather jumping up and down a bed, and then the bed cracked under him, causing him to fall through. It cracked me up too

-Redrivertears-

I have crazy dreams all the time! Once I had a dream that I was horseback riding, and the instructor was trying to get us to lead our horses up a 90 degree angle wall!

lol, thats funny. i was riding a bike up a wall...something about trying out for a movie or something...

My dreams arent hilarious, more like they don't make sense at all.

One time in my dream I was inside a store. The shopkeeper ran outside and was shouting to come and look.

Then he said, "Look, I caught this squirrel up in that tree. And there is the girl from Star Wars!"

At the time it made perfect sense, but now that I think about it, WTF?! The girl had red hair and looked like she was about 7. Theres no one like that in Star Wars, right?

I was pretty confused when I woke up...

My dreams are used as comic relief by my friends. It isn't really because there any funny or anything. It's just that they are so... unbelieveable that its funny.

For example, I had a dream where a huge tsunami struck my town. And I live in a desert.

Another is being a descendant of dinosaurs. Apparently, I needed be struck by lightning underground in order to trigger the transformation

Mine are usually very, very weird.

One of them is a 3-meter minotaur destroying my house in order to kill my family and then trying to refuge in Walmart because it has a "magical forcefield coming from the big WALMART sign" My mother had telekinesis anyway.

And another was a puppy asking me if I smoke. When I told her I don't, the animal just got really mad and started to tell me words I never heard before. At the last moment of the dream, she jumped to tear my mouth apart with her razor-teeth.

So yeah, no need to drug if you have these dreams, I guess.

Well, I've had some funny ones (to me, at least), recently. I'll describe to for you.

1. I was running down a road in "pokemon world" from two people who happened to have the exact same name (in RL, first name and last name were the same). They were trying to kill me to get revenge on another dream in which I killed one of them (I have "dream karma"). So I ran into this teashop and pressed me hand onto a wall. It opened up into a Police Station building. I ran into one room and saw two officers with an Alakazam and said, "Listen- I'm being chased. You have to help me." They started laughing, but then one of my chasers was in the doorway and I then shouted. "USE YOUR ALAKAZAM!!! I'm telling the truth! There he is!"
Anyway, somehow, the Alakazam died and I ran from the doorway. I saw an open window and my mind was thinking "Let's jump through it- I can escape!" However, the 1-story teashop in the suburbs had turned into a 20-story office building in a busy city! I was falling, and I heard, "Don't close your eyes....."
Then I opened my arms and flew (by flapping) to the ground, because I somehow realised that all of this stupid stuff was a dream. Upon landing, I awoke.
((I know this probably isn't funny, but I found it hilarious!))

2. I was in a clubhouse-like building for a meeting, and one person was kicked out because he forgot his french textbook. The leader told me that I had to play tic-tac-toe with a crowd of people and a bunch of cookies. So I started to throw the cookies at people's heads. Eventually, they decided that they didn't want to be hit, and ran away. I appeared amongst them and started hitting the same people in the head with the chocolate chip cookies.
((I think this one was more random))